FabSwingers.com forum: Beards are they all that

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's just one of those revolving trends that frequently come around.

I tried it and didn't like it. The constant trimming and shaping, along with the itchiness, drive me to distraction. A slip with the trimmer forced to me go clean shaven again, I won't be going back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It grows back and I can't be doing with shaving every day. I have enough of a job keeping my ball sack smooth

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the full beard look.

Some nice well trimmed, look after facial hair is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it adds a new dimension to me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve always appreciated a nice soft beard - on a guy obviously

It’s not a trend thing for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it adds a new dimension to me

And it saves a fortune on blades and foundation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It grows back and I can't be doing with shaving every day. I have enough of a job keeping my ball sack smooth

Fuzz"

This^. Although it's my ball sack I keep smooth, not his.

I really really don't r joy shaving, so whilst beards are fashionable, I'm rocking this stubbly face with a smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the kind notes and opinions it’s nice to see what others think

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Beards are terrible.

I'm not just saying this because I'm incapable of growing one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....

It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....

It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times

I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....

It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times

I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now

Fuzz"

That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......

I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....

It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times

I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now

Fuzz

That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......

I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness

And all they had to cover their 'shame' was fig leaves! Pffft that's never going to work. I'd been straight after that snake to make a lovely snake skin bikini and mankini

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....

It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times

I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now

Fuzz

That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......

I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness

And all they had to cover their 'shame' was fig leaves! Pffft that's never going to work. I'd been straight after that snake to make a lovely snake skin bikini and mankini

Fuzz"

But if they'd had a French stick they could have made a really long sandwich

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm obviously bias but I think it depends on the person wearing it.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Like stubble,not a fan of beards.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beards can't really be labelled as a trend as they've been popular for over 10 years now.

I've always had facial hair so I guess it's just something your skin gets used to

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Noel Edmond type beards might be easier to keep than shaving but long beards def are not

Brushing it is hard enough but every time I wash and condition it I almost suffocate with suds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown."

*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*

Fuzz

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"

It's hardly a modern trend. Men have grown hair on their faces since they were invented and the recent trend of shaving it off is a trend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant stand facial hair of bodily hair.....

It's totally unnatural in these enlightened times

I know right. You'd thought we'd evolved into hairless aliens by now

Fuzz

That's right why would humans have invented clothes if they were meant to have a pelt ......

I mean I've heard all that shite about adam and eve eating the hairless snakes apple and suddenly humans becoming ashamed of the buffness

And all they had to cover their 'shame' was fig leaves! Pffft that's never going to work. I'd been straight after that snake to make a lovely snake skin bikini and mankini

Fuzz

But if they'd had a French stick they could have made a really long sandwich

This would have been before Pangaea. The bakeries wouldn't have been open yet

Fuzz

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Mostly they don't improve a guys looks but deteriorate it and save him shaving effort. There have remained too many guys with beards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to try having a beard but unfortunately I can't due to work

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?

Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?

Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are."

You should know by now that fab forum is the consensus for all folk, we should all be in one corner or another

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?

Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are.

You should know by now that fab forum is the consensus for all folk, we should all be in one corner or another

Squabble, squabble, squabble. Why can't we all just get along, man.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Is long hair all that? Is short hair all that? Are trousers all that? Are skirts all that? Are high-heels all that? Are Birkenstocks all that? Is makeup all that? Is the "natural look" all that?

Beards aren't all anything, I don't think. They are what they are and that's all what they are.

You should know by now that fab forum is the consensus for all folk, we should all be in one corner or another

Squabble, squabble, squabble. Why can't we all just get along, man."

Love an peace bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I love beards. I find it odd to kiss a man with no facial hair at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just like anything else it suits some guys not others..there's a super hot guy on here...shaven head, lots of tattoos, lean as hell! And a beard...he looks the part....jeremy Corbin dosnt!!!

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Just like anything else it suits some guys not others..there's a super hot guy on here...shaven head, lots of tattoos, lean as hell! And a beard...he looks the part....jeremy Corbin dosnt!!!"

Thank you for noticing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just like anything else it suits some guys not others..there's a super hot guy on here...shaven head, lots of tattoos, lean as hell! And a beard...he looks the part....jeremy Corbin dosnt!!!"

I bet your a tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Yes they are. End of.

Peach x

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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"

Tea bagging accident or they used wrong tube for lube

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"What’s your opinion?"

I had a fetish about having sex with a man with one of those fuck-off big bushy beards... And it wasn't hard to trek one down. Flash forward, I was sitting riding his cock, and I found myself grabbing his big fuck-off beard and pulling it about. Dunno why I did that... just wanted to involve his beard in the sex... lol...

But now I've got it out of my system, I'm quite neutral about beards now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look ridiculous on young guys

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I'm to lazy to grow a beard, a bit of stubble sometimes but not a beard, I even find that itchy.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"They look ridiculous on young guys"

Depends on the guy. And the beard.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"They look ridiculous on young guys"

As ridiculous as an old man trying to look like a Chippendale?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

They keep the wind out in winter. I tend to have stubble by default, I'll probably find an event I need to shave for about once a week.

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"

Had one for 3 weeks and all ive done is scratch,so today i shaved it off.

I'll just go with the stubble look I think.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Remember that guy with no beard? No, no-one does....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Remember that guy with no beard? No, no-one does...."

Nor the one with the beard???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it when my beard grows, such a bloody inconvenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like beards. All varieties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Remember that guy with no beard? No, no-one does...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"

Are you Adrian Durham?

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.

*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*

Fuzz"

Please don't shave!! We love a man with a beard here

Mr has an amazing beard.

Does everything have to have a yes or no label in here?! Why can't we just accept people like different things? x

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Plucked out my one beard hair off my chin this morning, such a relief, I don't know how people put up with them!

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

A beard is a commitment. It takes dedication and hard work to have a beard. Yes, those first few weeks are an itchy abyss, as your skin suddenly adjusts to your natural hairiness. But you have to power through it and resist the urge to shave it off, and once you do you are rewarded with a faithful companion who will always be with you and freed from the shackles of the Gillette company.

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By *runo73Woman
over a year ago

preston

I love a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there going to be a lot of women/men out there that don't know what their partners look like without a beard, that possibly end up disappointed when the beard comes off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think beards just look weird and anyone who wears one needs watching

Big tits/small tits, length/girth, shaved/hairy etc. etc. everyone is different and everyone has their own opinions, live and let live.

Apart from those beardy weirdos. Fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a guy with a full beard. Soft and bushy is fab! Love the tickles.

To me I would never call beards a fad. They aren't! They look great and long may they stay.

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By *runo73Woman
over a year ago

preston

I second that

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

I'm too scared to shave my beard off completely I'd look about 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.

But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"
Designed for the chinless male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.

But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come

The idea of Movember is that you start from clean shaven and grow a moustache over the month to help raise money and awareness for men's prostate cancer!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've never had a beard, or a goatee that has ever been ZZ Top Length or even dyed turquoise whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

November is a great idea, bad timing on my post I guess

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"November is a great idea, bad timing on my post I guess"

Did you mean Movember ?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Plucked out my one beard hair off my chin this morning, such a relief, I don't know how people put up with them!"

Och don't I know it hen.....

In my previous life, could not grow one anyway, bum-fluff all my life. Then had laser and electrolysis as part of my transition and have never had to shave for over 10 years now... Phew what a relieve...!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

I love beards. Well kept ones. I like playing with them.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I love a guy with a full beard. Soft and bushy is fab! Love the tickles.

To me I would never call beards a fad. They aren't! They look great and long may they stay.

Well as I said earlier in this thread, I had this never-had-sex-with-a-bearded-man obsession but got that out of my system now. But before I did, I was chatting to this GF about my obsession. She then put on this Jewish accent (she is really a Jewess), going "Oivey, if you grew up Jewish, what's with this beard thing already... Crutons stuck in them when they come and kiss ya... urgh... My life...!" She had me in stitches rolling on the floor....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard James Bond invented the beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like a beard

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.

But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come

Beard oil? Conditioner?

Do you think that captain Birdseye conditions his beard? Does he fuck. When did beards become so metrosexual?

Y'arr!

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By *aro7Man
over a year ago

wickford

The beard thing is done,,,,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently sporting a beard that is at the point where I usually trim.

But I have decided to buy some beard oil and conditioner instead, Movember here I come

Beard oil? Conditioner?

Do you think that captain Birdseye conditions his beard? Does he fuck. When did beards become so metrosexual?

Y'arr!"

They look like pubes otherwise

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m really not fussed either way - as long as it’s kept clean I’m happy with or without.

Moustaches on the other hand *shudders*

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By *iona_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Not for me. As far as I'm concerned beards are for hippies, the homeless, and those hipster types. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.

*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*

Fuzz"

Whilst stroking my beard, I fondly remember a large mountain I walked up...Fuzz, could you hold my axe for me a moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"

As a thourougly hairy man, shaving from around the age of 13/14, the constant clean shaving (twice a day) ruined my neck. I've worn some form of beard for the last 10+ years simply because it's more practical to trim an existing beard than clean shave twice a day, there's not enough moisturisers in the world.

However that's just my specific experience, how we find ourselves in this beardpocolypse I have no ide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love beards. Well kept ones. I like playing with them.

We should meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also as a side note, I once shave my chest hair into the batman symbol, and have photographic evidence should anyone feel the need to see it in all its glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there going to be a lot of women/men out there that don't know what their partners look like without a beard, that possibly end up disappointed when the beard comes off?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt imagine me without one anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldnt imagine me without one anymore "

Always have and always will wear a beard. The teenagers and hipsters will fade away, to be remembered as awkward fashion fads like flares

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?"

I hate my beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m I guess slightly older than most on here, but I don’t get the modern trend for beards!

I have had one or two in the past and after a few weeks had to get rid due to itching and it’s annoying

What’s your opinion?

I hate my beard

BANTER

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Love a beard or at least some stubble, always have. Its just so manly. Beard rash tingles after a deeply passionate snogging make me grin like a Cheshire cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well said

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I’m really not fussed either way - as long as it’s kept clean I’m happy with or without.

Moustaches on the other hand *shudders* "

Hmm ill have to re-think my Anthony kiedis look..

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

To be honest though, It'll be a cold day in hell before i start worrying about what another man thinks I should look like.. No matter what he's wearing..

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Been growing mine for close to 2 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a nice soft beard. On a man I'd like to add. I don't get a kissing rash,when a man has shaved or stubble I sometimes come away looking like coco the clown.

*Sitting in the corner, stroking soft whiskers, pondering about shaving*

Fuzz

Whilst stroking my beard, I fondly remember a large mountain I walked up...Fuzz, could you hold my axe for me a moment?"

Is that what you're calling it these days?

No I don't. Put your chopper away

Fuzz

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"I’m really not fussed either way - as long as it’s kept clean I’m happy with or without.

Moustaches on the other hand *shudders* "

Handlebar ones lol

Miss

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