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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello!......

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

twirls in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello again..fancy meeting you here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"twirls in "

Mmm...lovely twirl...scuse me...need a wee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"twirls in "

Stop that funny fellow at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hands out twirls the choclate ones

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here "

Hello

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides "

ties laces together so cant run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here

Hello "

I hope you've stamped your feet

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hands out twirls the choclate ones "

Mmm..just gone and got a kit kat. Got the munchies!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hands out twirls the choclate ones

Mmm..just gone and got a kit kat. Got the munchies! "

I've just had a galaxy bar...need to watch my figure

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away"

I used to like those red liquorice laces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty"

Pepperoni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away"

Falls face down in the sand

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here

Hello

I hope you've stamped your feet "

Yes, you do that in the Paso Doble......oops..now I'm in trouble.....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive got te munchies too i fancy something meaty"

I might have something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand "

Watched that randy wolf behind you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand "

rushes over to assist

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hands out twirls the choclate ones

Mmm..just gone and got a kit kat. Got the munchies!

I've just had a galaxy bar...need to watch my figure "

You do, I'm not making a bigger size now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to take my tablets

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here

Hello

I hope you've stamped your feet

Yes, you do that in the Paso Doble......oops..now I'm in trouble..... "

oooooo eemons wife is doing that

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you "

Haha!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Need to take my tablets"

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you "

Hope it's a lady wolf

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well hello again..fancy meeting you here

Hello

I hope you've stamped your feet

Yes, you do that in the Paso Doble......oops..now I'm in trouble..... oooooo eemons wife is doing that"

Hmmm...I love her, but not sure how far she will go.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf "

Whooooooo....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Need to take my tablets

Well done "

tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand rushes over to assist"

Awww thank you...

Ohhhhhh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones"

Thought they stopped making blue Smarties...

Hand on I'll go and ask Jo... she will know

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Thought they stopped making blue Smarties...

Hand on I'll go and ask Jo... she will know "

thinks he wont need em yes you still get blue smarties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf "

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon "

hes up now

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon "

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones"

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again.... "

I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock "

Been there recently lovely xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....

I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it "

Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

Been there recently lovely xx"

Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....

I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it

Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change! "

For washing the sheets?

Hey have them two buggered off to his cave

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

Been there recently lovely xx

Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier "

They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....

I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it

Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!

For washing the sheets?

Hey have them two buggered off to his cave "

Hmmmm..Maybe...hope he's got a torch...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok lovelies, off to noddyland...thanks for the memories! Hasta luego..catchya later. Mwah.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

Been there recently lovely xx

Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier

They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six. "

Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lovelies, off to noddyland...thanks for the memories! Hasta luego..catchya later. Mwah.xxx"
night night my lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....

I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it

Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!

For washing the sheets?

Hey have them two buggered off to his cave

Hmmmm..Maybe...hope he's got a torch...

"

No torch... I'll just have to feel my way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Haha! I'd wet my pants.....if I had any on ...Tut...Got to change the sheets again....

I'll bet you a tenner lady..get it will i thought it funny..just couldn't deliver it

Haha! No a fiver will do and I have change!

For washing the sheets?

Hey have them two buggered off to his cave

Hmmmm..Maybe...hope he's got a torch...

No torch... I'll just have to feel my way around "

You need solar power mate

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

Been there recently lovely xx

Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier

They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.

Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too "

Morning lovely Gosh hope they work for you. You must be poorly to be on those 2 ABs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

Been there recently lovely xx

Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier

They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.

Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too

Morning lovely Gosh hope they work for you. You must be poorly to be on those 2 ABs. "

Just 2 more doses to go...so can have a lie in tomorrow

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Need to take my tablets

Well done tut tut you take warferin at 6

wonders if the cave man needs the blue ones

Antibiotics but 4 times a day...that's a bugger as I have to set alarm clock

Been there recently lovely xx

Yep them 3 x a day are a lot easier

They are, but hopefully you'll feel better soon. Was on 2 types of AB's recently, knocked me for six.

Yeah I started off on amoxicillin..but had to start erythromycin too

Morning lovely Gosh hope they work for you. You must be poorly to be on those 2 ABs.

Just 2 more doses to go...so can have a lie in tomorrow "

Aah, bless you

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult "

But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult "

Morning Paul Hope you're well recharged now! Have a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be "

Morning lexi

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be "

Morning lexie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be

Morning lexi "

Morning mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be

Morning lexie "

Morning _amiss

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Have a great day everyone. Got to get my slap on, popping out soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a great day everyone. Got to get my slap on, popping out soon!"

Give that beard a trim too xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Have a great day everyone. Got to get my slap on, popping out soon!

Give that beard a trim too xx"

Haha, will do

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

But was the dandelion and burdock worth it? "

I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning all

Morning Paul chin up mate, today’s a new day and can be what you you want it to be "

Morning Lexi

My chin is up... I'm swigging my 1st coffee of the day

Hope you're fine & dandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?

I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on "

Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. ..

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

Morning Paul Hope you're well recharged now! Have a good day! "

Morning _amiss

All that fresh air yesterday must have wiped me out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon "

Starts to run...away...again

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?

I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on

Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. .. "

Feck that! Tesco is 3 times further to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Starts to run...away...again "

I hope you've chained the bitch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?

I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on

Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. ..

Feck that! Tesco is 3 times further to walk "

Club card points

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Starts to run...away...again "

*trips hine*

Sorry mate! Didn't see you there

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Morning everybody,

Please accept my apologies for going AWOL last night, I wasn't feeling myself (or any1 else) and was shattered so had a very early night to recharge.

I appreciate your concern and will try to leave a note next time so I can be marked as absent

So no need a note from my mum? That could prove to difficult

But was the dandelion and burdock worth it?

I didn't have the energy to walk to Asda never mind run back, rozzers are back in their Protons now the Dodgems have moved on

Haha...but a 3 bottles for a quid it's not worth nicking But at 50p a bottle at tesco. Well on the other hand. ..

Feck that! Tesco is 3 times further to walk

Club card points "

Pfft not even for a Brucey bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X "

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word"

Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x

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over a year ago


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word"

The D word? What the feck wrong with D? It's my name

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good morning misstress xxxx sorry my fone died last night

looks at hine mmmmmmmmm dont know why its hurting to sit down this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x "

Still to find out on that Day thing....oh and have I not mentioned that I have a bean to cup coffee machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning misstress xxxx sorry my fone died last night

looks at hine mmmmmmmmm dont know why its hurting to sit down this morning "

Good morning _oddy...hire got a proper bitch slapping last night

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x "

Beverages and snacks are to your left, meds are to the right,

Help yourself

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

The D word? What the feck wrong with D? It's my name "

Does it rhyme with prance?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good morning misstress xxxx sorry my fone died last night

looks at hine mmmmmmmmm dont know why its hurting to sit down this morning "

Morning _oddy

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x

Still to find out on that Day thing....oh and have I not mentioned that I have a bean to cup coffee machine "

Ah your wondrous coffee machine... I was going to mention that on my TV Robot thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

The D word? What the feck wrong with D? It's my name

Does it rhyme with prance? "

Oh yeah bugger forgot about that one

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning misstress xxxx sorry my fone died last night

looks at hine mmmmmmmmm dont know why its hurting to sit down this morning

Morning _oddy "

Good morning sweetheart xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x

Still to find out on that Day thing....oh and have I not mentioned that I have a bean to cup coffee machine

Ah your wondrous coffee machine... I was going to mention that on my TV Robot thread... "

It's like a proper robot though...and the latte's fecking great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, pops head around the door and asks is it ok to come in? X

Hello Angie, of course you can come in! , put your feet up and make yourself at home

Just don't mention the D word

Thanks paul, oh what's the D word. And does anyone put the kettle on in here. I need a cup of tea x

Beverages and snacks are to your left, meds are to the right,

Help yourself "

Hmm, choices, choices. Tea it is,thank you. And oh that D word x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks "

Don't work too hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks "

I'll make you a 2 shot latte

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks

I'll make you a 2 shot latte "

Shouldn't that be 2-shot? (Double barrelled)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks

I'll make you a 2 shot latte "

1/2 shot latte please no Paul I won't as I'm shift leader today so it's meds and cooking dinner for me to do nice and easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks

I'll make you a 2 shot latte

Shouldn't that be 2-shot? (Double barrelled) "

Bugger off

I'm signing off for a bit now...no AWOL for me

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks

I'll make you a 2 shot latte 1/2 shot latte please no Paul I won't as I'm shift leader today so it's meds and cooking dinner for me to do nice and easy "

That's good

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks

I'll make you a 2 shot latte

Shouldn't that be 2-shot? (Double barrelled)

Bugger off

I'm signing off for a bit now...no AWOL for me "

Enjoy your R&R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break "

Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break "

Afternoon lexi

Anything nice for lunch?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break

Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie "

Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese and mayo roll, a mr Kipling lemon slice, cup of tea and a bag of Pom bears

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Cheese and mayo roll, a mr Kipling lemon slice, cup of tea and a bag of Pom bears "

Sounds nicer than my wotsit sarny

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today. "

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky "

I think you doth protest too much

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"right ladies and gents time to get the train to w**k catch you on coffee breaks "

Have a good one sweetie!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much"

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx"

Mmm...that sounds yummy!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals! "

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break

Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie

Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn? "

Deffo wasn't a fecking twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today. "

And a good afternoon to you cosmos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much"

And I'm in agreement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals! "

Keep you mitts off it you hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

Mmm...that sounds yummy! "

I'm still trying to fecking decipher it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though. "

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress? "

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led "

And I've just got the right lead for you

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

And I've just got the right lead for you "

Oh goody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Starts to run...away...again

I hope you've chained the bitch up "

Chains I wish...

Gaffa tape

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much"

I'm a moaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

And I've just got the right lead for you

Oh goody "

I'm just getting a little practice in whipping the cream for my dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Starts to run...away...again

I hope you've chained the bitch up

Chains I wish...

Gaffa tape "

Little tip....stick some over your bum too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner "

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx"

That sounds lush!

Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. .."

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho... "

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

And I've just got the right lead for you

Oh goody

I'm just getting a little practice in whipping the cream for my dessert "

Mmmmmmmm, whipping.......

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word "

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

And I've just got the right lead for you

Oh goody

I'm just getting a little practice in whipping the cream for my dessert

Mmmmmmmm, whipping......."

So I'll take it your not a lover of cream

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle? "

Or starts with d and ends with ing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle? "

Nah...not that fecker soxy...it's worse then that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?

Or starts with d and ends with ing "

Just don't fill the fecking gaps

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?

Or starts with d and ends with ing

Just don't fill the fecking gaps "

Been a while since I've filled any kind of gap

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break

Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie

Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn?

Deffo wasn't a fecking twirl "

Yes it was...you've been practicing twirling, in case you get the call up..!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Keep you mitts off it you hussy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?

Or starts with d and ends with ing

Just don't fill the fecking gaps

Been a while since I've filled any kind of gap "

You filled a few on these threads

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led "

Stop creeping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Just checking in on my lunch break

Just about to bugger off again...but good afternoon lexie

Hi mistress... bye mistress... was that a twirl or a flamboyant u-turn?

Deffo wasn't a fecking twirl

Yes it was...you've been practicing twirling, in case you get the call up..! "

Closest I get to it is a cadbury's......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping! "

I like her creeping

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

That sounds lush!

Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings "

Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle? "

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

That sounds lush!

Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings

Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often... "

You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?

Or starts with d and ends with ing

Just don't fill the fecking gaps "

*anc***

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping "

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

That sounds lush!

Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings

Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...

You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas "

Mmmm....fishcakes...

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

I'm a moaner

Never...I thought a little confused maybe..but not a mo. ..

Possibly both I try to keep my moaning to a minimum tho...

Same here mate

Only one thing gets me moaning...and I can't even say the word

Does it start with S, end with Y and have an OX in the middle?

Or starts with d and ends with ing

Just don't fill the fecking gaps

*anc*** "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished "

Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished "

Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you? "

Yes....um......no.....um....

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away"

Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?

Yes....um......no.....um...."

Oi...now is not the time to hesitate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Starts to run...away...again

I hope you've chained the bitch up

Chains I wish...

Gaffa tape

Little tip....stick some over your bum too "

That _oddy.... I can barely walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't beat the perfect twirl...

Runs a way and hides ties laces together so cant run away

Falls face down in the sand

Watched that randy wolf behind you

Hope it's a lady wolf

Calm down it is but with a big bloody.....strapon

Starts to run...away...again

I hope you've chained the bitch up

Chains I wish...

Gaffa tape

Little tip....stick some over your bum too

That _oddy.... I can barely walk "

Your safe over the weekend as she's got loads of overtime booked in at work

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away

Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it! "

Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away

Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!

Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......"

That's what you think eh

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away

Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!

Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......"

Haha, don't bank on it!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?

Yes....um......no.....um....

Oi...now is not the time to hesitate "

This is why I need a firm hand. I'm so indecisive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

That sounds lush!

Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings

Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...

You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas "

Who's this mushy peas... off to fab search

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Did you fecking see what that _amiss just did above you It's a good job she lives a long bloody way away

Hehe...feeling norty.....he seems to be enjoying it!

Careful, you might get punished. I seem to have got away with it......

That's what you think eh "

Gulp

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon everyone. It's good to see you all feeling perky today.

Hi Cosmos

Whatever Perky said is a lie! I never layed a hand on them or Pinky

I think you doth protest too much

Tut....love that bag...it would go lovely with my sparkly sandals!

Just let me know if you want to borrow it. Shhh don't tell Mistress though.

Oi...don't you go lending that to her Did you not see what she done to my dress?

Sorry Mistress, it wasn't my idea. You know I'm easily led

Stop creeping!

I like her creeping

He he! Samiss, I need to keep in Mistress's good books or I might get punished

Hmmm...and that would be a problem for you?

Yes....um......no.....um....

Oi...now is not the time to hesitate

This is why I need a firm hand. I'm so indecisive "

Are you two flirting

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here! "

Not me... I'm taking a leave of absence for an hour or so.

I'll be back...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here! "

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

Not me... I'm taking a leave of absence for an hour or so.

I'll be back... "

Cya later Paul

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment "

Yes but...what about #7....

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment "

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title "

You have time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title "

Oi...no bloody egg on my face now!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

You have time! "

The responsibility is weighing heavy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

Not me... I'm taking a leave of absence for an hour or so.

I'll be back... "

See you later mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pops in for a rest have made shepherds pie for dinner and apple crumble now have popped to tescos for Sundays lunch as tomorrow's shift won't bother and as I'm doing overtime Sunday was thinking ahead xx

That sounds lush!

Top with cheese for a cottage pie, winter warmer comfort food! That or stew & dumplings

Mmm...now I am salivating...that doesn't happen often...

You want to see the great big fishcakes I'm having with mushy peas

Who's this mushy peas... off to fab search "

Dish off the day

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

You have time!

The responsibility is weighing heavy. "

Big breaths...you'll be fine

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

You have time!

The responsibility is weighing heavy.

Big breaths...you'll be fine "

Thank you for holding my hand during this very difficult time. It's much appreciated. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

You have time!

The responsibility is weighing heavy.

Big breaths...you'll be fine "

Don't labour the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

You have time!

The responsibility is weighing heavy.

Big breaths...you'll be fine

Thank you for holding my hand during this very difficult time. It's much appreciated. Xxx"

Aw just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who's starting #7? It will soon be here!

I've just given it to cosmos as her first punishment

I'm just thinking of a terribly witty and clever title

You have time! "

It's ran out now

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