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"Humble brag " exactly it's humble because it's truthful and it's a brag in the minds of the warped and petty | |||
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"i've yet to meet a woman who enjoys having her uterus smashed..." me too, my poor bellend, I find it hard to find ladies that can accommodate me and keep up with me they either can accommodate my size, a good start but then after two or three fucks they're done | |||
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"The Karma Sutra states there are 3 sizes of penises and 3 sizes of vaginas. It sounds like you haven't found your match yet. By the way, it'll be her cervix not her uterus. Make sure she's REALLY turned on before you try smashing anyone. "I did the juices were there but then it's like I'm hitting a back wall or something? | |||
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"How big are you man?" Not too big I didn't think 8 inches, max! Some girth. But I have very strong erections, like very! | |||
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"You're hitting the lady's cervix. Try different positions especially ones in which she can control the depth of the thrust." it's a lot better when she's on top but she doesn't seem to mind it's me that finds it uncomfortable because my tips very sensitive,  !! | |||
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"i've yet to meet a woman who enjoys having her uterus smashed..." They do, all women love having their uterus smashed, kicked, punched, you can even take a hammer down there and give it a right good bashing. Women love a bit of it. | |||
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"You're hitting the lady's cervix. Try different positions especially ones in which she can control the depth of the thrust. it's a lot better when she's on top but she doesn't seem to mind it's me that finds it uncomfortable because my tips very sensitive, !!"Ok. One think that struck me was your use of the word "smash", you might find things better if you hold off a bit maybe. | |||
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"i've yet to meet a woman who enjoys having her uterus smashed... They do, all women love having their uterus smashed, kicked, punched, you can even take a hammer down there and give it a right good bashing. Women love a bit of it." That's not very good sarcasm, try watching some peep show for pointers. Kisses | |||
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"You're hitting the lady's cervix. Try different positions especially ones in which she can control the depth of the thrust. it's a lot better when she's on top but she doesn't seem to mind it's me that finds it uncomfortable because my tips very sensitive, !!
Ok. One think that struck me was your use of the word "smash", you might find things better if you hold off a bit maybe. "But that's what all the cool kids say  | |||
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"You're hitting the lady's cervix. Try different positions especially ones in which she can control the depth of the thrust. it's a lot better when she's on top but she doesn't seem to mind it's me that finds it uncomfortable because my tips very sensitive, !!
Ok. One think that struck me was your use of the word "smash", you might find things better if you hold off a bit maybe. But that's what all the cool kids say "Do you want advice or not? | |||
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"You're hitting the lady's cervix. Try different positions especially ones in which she can control the depth of the thrust. it's a lot better when she's on top but she doesn't seem to mind it's me that finds it uncomfortable because my tips very sensitive, !!
Ok. One think that struck me was your use of the word "smash", you might find things better if you hold off a bit maybe. But that's what all the cool kids say
Do you want advice or not? "Sorry, yes I do ma'am.  | |||
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"You're hitting the lady's cervix. Try different positions especially ones in which she can control the depth of the thrust. it's a lot better when she's on top but she doesn't seem to mind it's me that finds it uncomfortable because my tips very sensitive, !!
Ok. One think that struck me was your use of the word "smash", you might find things better if you hold off a bit maybe. But that's what all the cool kids say
Do you want advice or not? Sorry, yes I do ma'am. "Ok. | |||
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"Ok, lets give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he's genuinely asking for advice. " I have it now ma'am there's not a lot I can do but change my dance partner or struggle on with different positions is my takeaway advice | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash "Have you tried a bigger bird? Stop titting around and try an old buzzard | |||
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"Ok, lets give this guy the benefit of the doubt and assume he's genuinely asking for advice. I have it now ma'am there's not a lot I can do but change my dance partner or struggle on with different positions is my takeaway advice" Or take things more slowly. | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash
Have you tried a bigger bird? Stop titting around and try an old buzzard"I should stop all this titting about and start twatting about with some big ol' buzzard I have by the way and they are the dogs bollocks, that's some good advice. | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex!" The first ones always sensual  after that it gets sexual  plus I don't have a girlfriend to get sensual with just the odd dance partner | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex!" That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils "Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend.  | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. "Ahhh salmon skin roll  | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. "Kisses baby | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Ahhh salmon skin roll "What does that mean? | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Kisses baby "And no one calls me baby apart from my wife. | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Ahhh salmon skin roll
What does that mean? "They'll come a day you'll understand, maybe | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Kisses baby
And no one calls me baby apart from my wife. "ok sweet lips | |||
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"think your mistaking that raw chicken for something else" lad I'm trying to flex here  | |||
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"think your mistaking that raw chicken for something else" The chicken is our little secret | |||
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"U spelt enlarge wrong x" Hey, if she can take it I can give it x | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Ahhh salmon skin roll
What does that mean? They'll come a day you'll understand, maybe"Well why don't you explain it to me today. You know, calling people "baby" and "sweet lips" makes you come across quite creepy. Perhaps that's not the kind of look you want to going for on here? | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Ahhh salmon skin roll
What does that mean? They'll come a day you'll understand, maybe
Well why don't you explain it to me today. You know, calling people "baby" and "sweet lips" makes you come across quite creepy. Perhaps that's not the kind of look you want to going for on here? "SOMEONE HAVE A WORD WITH THIS FELLA | |||
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"Change positions spoon or doggy " really | |||
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"No point.. he's deluded he thinks his winkle is 2 big" Fair play but I'm not deluded enough to believe it | |||
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"?? It is big though _lcc "Is what big? My cock? No, unfortunately I'm distinctly average in the trouser department. | |||
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"Ooppss! Sorry, thought I had stumbled into the Stories and Fantasies bit "No problem we can get started now if you like, I'm always happy to indulge a lady in her fantasies especially an exceptionally beautiful one like yourself  | |||
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"?? It is big though _lcc
Is what big? My cock? No, unfortunately I'm distinctly average in the trouser department. "your not completely ignorant to everything you say then | |||
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"Yeah if ur 12.. ur girl is lying probably wants u to hurry up.. hahaaaaa try putting ur willy in not a aubergine x" hahahahah this is Manchester! | |||
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"We do things different here x" That you do petal, just pour me a bevvy and I'm yours | |||
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" What's happened to your eye?"I think this thread is giving me a seizure!  | |||
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" What's happened to your eye?
I think this thread is giving me a seizure! "It's all shits and giggles until someone has seizure | |||
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"It's the big willy her eyes are shocked" I wouldn't be surprised | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Ahhh salmon skin roll
What does that mean? They'll come a day you'll understand, maybe
Well why don't you explain it to me today. You know, calling people "baby" and "sweet lips" makes you come across quite creepy. Perhaps that's not the kind of look you want to going for on here? SOMEONE HAVE A WORD WITH THIS FELLA"I just thought I would point it out as you may not realise how you come across to others. | |||
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"It's the big willy her eyes are shocked" She must be looking at a bigger screen than I am | |||
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"It's the big willy her eyes are shocked Totally!! "I'm shocked she's shocked I would of thought she's seen a fair bit bratwurst in her time | |||
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"It's the big willy her eyes are shocked She must be looking at a bigger screen than I am " Your looking at my flaccid cock which is still bigger than yours although your tits might be bigger than my cock | |||
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"Don't smash, learn how to have sensual sex! That would be bloody marvelous it's not ignorance stopping me from doing that but a girlfriend with which to do it, cappiche? Do you want to be my girlfriend? I have a coffee table and some coconut oils
Such a charmer, it's truely hard to believe you don't have a girlfriend. Ahhh salmon skin roll
What does that mean? They'll come a day you'll understand, maybe
Well why don't you explain it to me today. You know, calling people "baby" and "sweet lips" makes you come across quite creepy. Perhaps that's not the kind of look you want to going for on here? SOMEONE HAVE A WORD WITH THIS FELLA
I just thought I would point it out as you may not realise how you come across to others. "I'm haven't even said how you come across because I'm trying to evolve myself to be better than that but your a persistent fucker | |||
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"Must be a grower not a shower..." Exactly what i thought | |||
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"Must be a grower not a shower... Exactly what i thought "Obviously I'm a grower I'm very shy can't you tell? | |||
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"Yeah if ur 12.. ur girl is lying probably wants u to hurry up.. hahaaaaa try putting ur willy in not a aubergine x" I'm going to take a picture for you all now with my tip inside her, you have be notified. | |||
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"Her nostril doesn't count that was poor "pictures coming at you like a beam like a ray | |||
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"Her nostril doesn't count that was poor "Although having said that you were making do with what little material you started with... A bit like our mate _lcc | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend "It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet "I stand corrected | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected "Seriously don't blame a different generation for mistakes we all make them even you and the Queen, hard to believe someone as perfect as you would make mistakes but it's true, I don't know why I'm wasting my time with you, your probably too far gone. | |||
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"Bill??????" I was going to say Bob but that name is reserved for the late great Mr Marley so bill it is, I don't bloody know your name do I!?? | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected Seriously don't blame a different generation for mistakes we all make them even you and the Queen, hard to believe someone as perfect as you would make mistakes but it's true, I don't know why I'm wasting my time with you, your probably too far gone."Im having to read back what I’m “blaming” you for? Nope, can’t see it, sorry pal maybe my dementia has kicked in earlier than anticipated? But just while I have your attention, take that large chip off your shoulder and grow up a little. | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected You better atleast be a Liverpool fan!?"I don’t follow football so not a fan of either team. | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected Seriously don't blame a different generation for mistakes we all make them even you and the Queen, hard to believe someone as perfect as you would make mistakes but it's true, I don't know why I'm wasting my time with you, your probably too far gone.
Im having to read back what I’m “blaming” you for? Nope, can’t see it, sorry pal maybe my dementia has kicked in earlier than anticipated? But just while I have your attention, take that large chip off your shoulder and grow up a little. "Why did you come in with a daddy big bollocks shit then? Darn these kids, that generation doesn't know there born shit! Maybe your the one with the chip. | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected You better atleast be a Liverpool fan!?
I don’t follow football so not a fan of either team."You very much gave a backhanded compliment there's no two ways around that it's a fact. Now your trying to shy away from it. | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected Seriously don't blame a different generation for mistakes we all make them even you and the Queen, hard to believe someone as perfect as you would make mistakes but it's true, I don't know why I'm wasting my time with you, your probably too far gone.
Im having to read back what I’m “blaming” you for? Nope, can’t see it, sorry pal maybe my dementia has kicked in earlier than anticipated? But just while I have your attention, take that large chip off your shoulder and grow up a little. Why did you come in with a daddy big bollocks shit then? Darn these kids, that generation doesn't know there born shit! Maybe your the one with the chip."No chip here buddy, and where did I say what you’ve just quoted me saying? | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend It's the older people that get me the I can't remember what satire is ones. But then you get fucking idiots wherever you go. I'm really glad I'm not at the age where I'm so comfortable I lay the blame at a different generations feet
I stand corrected You better atleast be a Liverpool fan!?
I don’t follow football so not a fan of either team.You very much gave a backhanded compliment there's no two ways around that it's a fact. Now your trying to shy away from it."I’m not clear what you’re on about, I’m assuming you’ve just come in from a night out and the effects of the alcohol you’ve consumed are not making you think straight. | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend implication being we are merely here for your entertainment, very much trying act like your above an entire generation"I see, so that’s your interpretation of my comment? You’ve obviously been scorned by someone to go off on one here so I shall say no more on your thread, take it easy. | |||
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"I think he thought u was kidding Oh the irony" kidding would of been with just a not a that's a sarcastic I would of agreed with a | |||
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"I do think the threads from the younger generation really make it worth while being here, excellent work my friend implication being we are merely here for your entertainment, very much trying act like your above an entire generation
I see, so that’s your interpretation of my comment? You’ve obviously been scorned by someone to go off on one here so I shall say no more on your thread, take it easy. "Now your pulling a Jose mourinho oh yeah your not a football fan | |||
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"He is obviously joking and now ur being reeled in x" No I think he was genuinely being serious but disguised I have met people like that before pretend to be your mate one minute then the next not maybe I am reading too much into in which case all I can do is say sorry | |||
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"I'm on about u!!" mate I'm soo lost right now I've been up all night | |||
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"Don't be sorry he missunderstood that's all.. " ok sound. I've been up all night an just had an orgasm give me a kitkat | |||
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"How big are you man? Not too big I didn't think 8 inches, max! Some girth. But I have very strong erections, like very!" 8 inches too big
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"How big are you man? Not too big I didn't think 8 inches, max! Some girth. But I have very strong erections, like very! 8 inches too big
8 inches isn't classed as big your just doing it wrong "Care to show me how? She came just now so I must of done something right, she was a bit pissed the time I wrote this and it was lot better this time, but obviously you know better, can you show me how to do it then as your so qualified in the sex and cocks | |||
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"How big are you man? Not too big I didn't think 8 inches, max! Some girth. But I have very strong erections, like very! 8 inches too big
8 inches isn't classed as big your just doing it wrong "Smart arses everywhere... I see many arses but not much smartness. 8 inches isn't big and the average is 5, mmm ok then! 10 inches must be just about big then 12 must be big and 14 must be xtra big | |||
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"How big are you man? Not too big I didn't think 8 inches, max! Some girth. But I have very strong erections, like very! 8 inches too big
8 inch pes isn't classed as big your just doing it wrong "But it's like I said I have never considered myself big as a short man size really doesn't bother me it seems to be a massive complex people have generally, I don't understand it anything over 5 inches is enough to make a woman cum I believe you can hit all the right areas and with enough passion you can make anybody get the feelings | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed "Grow some goddamn respect, maggot. | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed Grow some goddamn respect, maggot. "Grow some respect?? This is perfect reading before work thank you. | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed Grow some goddamn respect, maggot.
Grow some respect?? This is perfect reading before work thank you. "Learn it, surprised your not on the dole, rude people like you normally are did I mention your mum, I'm not going to say anything about her because I'm sure she's a nice lady, with whom I would get on with over a nice cuppa | |||
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"Perhaps learn other techniques apart from "smashing" " I have had to use my other techniques but sometimes you see such beauty, drives me wild! You just want to 'smash' for a bit | |||
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"Perhaps learn other techniques apart from "smashing" " Not the whole time just a burst of some good old smashing fun | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed Grow some goddamn respect, maggot.
Grow some respect?? This is perfect reading before work thank you. Learn it, surprised your not on the dole, rude people like you normally are did I mention your mum, I'm not going to say anything about her because I'm sure she's a nice lady, with whom I would get on with over a nice cuppa"Ouch  and you talk about respect | |||
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"...I find it hard to find ladies that can accommodate me and keep up with me they either can accommodate my size, a good start but then after two or three fucks they're done " Amatuers | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed Grow some goddamn respect, maggot.
Grow some respect?? This is perfect reading before work thank you. Learn it, surprised your not on the dole, rude people like you normally are did I mention your mum, I'm not going to say anything about her because I'm sure she's a nice lady, with whom I would get on with over a nice cuppa
Ouch and you talk about respect "As the old saying goes you started it, treat me as you want to be treated and I will always return the favour with interest. | |||
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"...I find it hard to find ladies that can accommodate me and keep up with me they either can accommodate my size, a good start but then after two or three fucks they're done Amatuers "Absolutely I reckon you could keep up though? I hope | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed Grow some goddamn respect, maggot.
Grow some respect?? This is perfect reading before work thank you. Learn it, surprised your not on the dole, rude people like you normally are did I mention your mum, I'm not going to say anything about her because I'm sure she's a nice lady, with whom I would get on with over a nice cuppa
Ouch and you talk about respect As the old saying goes you started it, treat me as you want to be treated and I will always return the favour with interest."I'll grow some respect then like you suggested and behave | |||
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"Prime example of what happens when mum let's you eat all the sweets before bed Grow some goddamn respect, maggot.
Grow some respect?? This is perfect reading before work thank you. Learn it, surprised your not on the dole, rude people like you normally are did I mention your mum, I'm not going to say anything about her because I'm sure she's a nice lady, with whom I would get on with over a nice cuppa
Ouch and you talk about respect As the old saying goes you started it, treat me as you want to be treated and I will always return the favour with interest.
I'll grow some respect then like you suggested and behave "Pops champagne, cheers to that | |||
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"...I find it hard to find ladies that can accommodate me and keep up with me they either can accommodate my size, a good start but then after two or three fucks they're done Amatuers Absolutely I reckon you could keep up though? I hope "Hell yeah Man! I've ruined bigger | |||
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"The Karma Sutra states there are 3 sizes of penises and 3 sizes of vaginas. It sounds like you haven't found your match yet. By the way, it'll be her cervix not her uterus. Make sure she's REALLY turned on before you try smashing anyone. "Yeah Small medium and ouch! | |||
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"...I find it hard to find ladies that can accommodate me and keep up with me they either can accommodate my size, a good start but then after two or three fucks they're done Amatuers Absolutely I reckon you could keep up though? I hope
Hell yeah Man! I've ruined bigger "I love the sound of that, my cocks been waiting to get ruined | |||
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"...I find it hard to find ladies that can accommodate me and keep up with me they either can accommodate my size, a good start but then after two or three fucks they're done Amatuers Absolutely I reckon you could keep up though? I hope
Hell yeah Man! I've ruined bigger "Anytime you feel like given a cock a good ruining you come to me | |||
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"i've yet to meet a woman who enjoys having her uterus smashed..." So am I....call me? | |||
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"i've yet to meet a woman who enjoys having her uterus smashed... So am I....call me? "I will if she doesn't your a hoot | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash "Can I have the excess you want removed? | |||
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and also how he backpedalled and said it's not about size as he doesn't consider himself big, despite starting a thread saying he thinks he needs a penis reduction.
I'm sure he won't feel the need to respond to this or insult me though, because as a man who demands respect, he obviously gives it too | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash "Looking at your pics it ain't that big. | |||
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"This thread has been a rollercoaster ride from start to finish. Personally I love reading a cringey humblebrag where the OP gets called out for it (rightfully), then spends the whole night obsessively trolling every single reply like he's defending his honour and will have "lost" if he lets one single comment slide. My favourite part was when he described his posts as "satire" and also how he backpedalled and said it's not about size as he doesn't consider himself big, despite starting a thread saying he thinks he needs a penis reduction.
I'm sure he won't feel the need to respond to this or insult me though, because as a man who demands respect, he obviously gives it too "Was a good read before work tho. The dark mornings are better with abit of comedy | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash
Looking at your pics it ain't that big. "Agreed it's no more than average on here and I say again of she can't take it your doing it wrong and are you sure she orgasmed or did she just twll you she sis | |||
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"I'm on about u!! mate I'm soo lost right now I've been up all night" Don't do drugs kids | |||
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"i've yet to meet a woman who enjoys having her uterus smashed... They do, all women love having their uterus smashed, kicked, punched, you can even take a hammer down there and give it a right good bashing. Women love a bit of it." | |||
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"I'm on about u!! mate I'm soo lost right now I've been up all night Don't do drugs kids" I concur with that, that's a message you should spread mate | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash
Looking at your pics it ain't that big.
Agreed it's no more than average on here and I say again of she can't take it your doing it wrong and are you sure she orgasmed or did she just twll you she sis "Stop you are clearly full of toxic vitriol therefore I will not indulge you | |||
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"I think I need a smaller one as I keep hitting this bird uterus Bit annoying when I'm trying to smash
Can I have the excess you want removed?"You can have the whole thing if you want | |||
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"This thread has been a rollercoaster ride from start to finish. Personally I love reading a cringey humblebrag where the OP gets called out for it (rightfully), then spends the whole night obsessively trolling every single reply like he's defending his honour and will have "lost" if he lets one single comment slide. My favourite part was when he described his posts as "satire" and also how he backpedalled and said it's not about size as he doesn't consider himself big, despite starting a thread saying he thinks he needs a penis reduction.
I'm sure he won't feel the need to respond to this or insult me though, because as a man who demands respect, he obviously gives it too "No I'm just setting a standard of the type of people I would engage in conversation on real life, I'm setting that same standard online if your generally a shit I'm going to cut you short and not give you the time of day as I would in real life, if you can't enjoy nice things, you will certainly receive none from me. | |||
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"This thread has been a rollercoaster ride from start to finish. Personally I love reading a cringey humblebrag where the OP gets called out for it (rightfully), then spends the whole night obsessively trolling every single reply like he's defending his honour and will have "lost" if he lets one single comment slide. My favourite part was when he described his posts as "satire" and also how he backpedalled and said it's not about size as he doesn't consider himself big, despite starting a thread saying he thinks he needs a penis reduction.
I'm sure he won't feel the need to respond to this or insult me though, because as a man who demands respect, he obviously gives it too "But thanks your backwards commentary and misguided opinion. | |||
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