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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Thank you PP for doing your nocturnal thing. So, what you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very welcome, and not just on Thursdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Evenin' Jim, evenin' all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Mr Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're the first to post, Babs. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evenin' Jim, evenin' all

He's in like Flynn, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Errol. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and all

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening jimbo and gang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, how's your day been? I'm just having a cup of tea and watching parkland on tv, about the Kennedy assassination. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening James, that's all I'm saying!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Greetings my Faithful droogs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Mr Jim"

Well he's the swing of the kingers, yeah a forum V.I.P. good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Autumn. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. You get the thumbs up from me too.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're the first to post, Babs. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

Do I win something? I like all things shiny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jimbo and gang

A good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Curvy. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks.. Trying to get the boy child to go to bed so I can have some fun

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Evening jimbo and gang

A good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Curvy. Smileyface"

Smiley face too we really are in a good mood tonight aren't we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? I'm just having a cup of tea and watching parkland on tv, about the Kennedy assassination. X "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a pretty good day. Is that what Parkland is about, I saw it was on. But couldn't be bothered to get into it. How was your day? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. You get the thumbs up from me too.

Always better then the big finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James, that's all I'm saying!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Okay then. Nice to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greetings my Faithful droogs"

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening greetings to you, Colgate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my bald friend. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim and everyone. Im laying on my sofa feeling sorry for myself as I feel ill. Some sympathy would be nice if anyone has any spare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jim! Watching some videos of some of the band's I used to love! Feeling very old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're the first to post, Babs. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Do I win something? I like all things shiny

I'll buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury. What a prize!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're the first to post, Babs. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Do I win something? I like all things shiny

I'll buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury. What a prize!"

I’ll just get dressed. I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Squiffy Sexy. It's almost the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet cheeks.. Trying to get the boy child to go to bed so I can have some fun "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Get to bed boy child!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone. Im laying on my sofa feeling sorry for myself as I feel ill. Some sympathy would be nice if anyone has any spare? "

Think I've got some in the car. I'll take a look and send it over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jimbo and gang

A good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Curvy. Smileyface

Smiley face too we really are in a good mood tonight aren't we? "

Yes I am, have a kiss. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and all

Gooooooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. You get the thumbs up from me too.

Always better then the big finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? I'm just having a cup of tea and watching parkland on tv, about the Kennedy assassination. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a pretty good day. Is that what Parkland is about, I saw it was on. But couldn't be bothered to get into it. How was your day? x"

Yes, it's interesting but the kids have come in so I'm going to have to watch it tomorrow when they're busy. I didn't have a good afternoon but it's gotten better from early evening. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening jim ... evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone. Im laying on my sofa feeling sorry for myself as I feel ill. Some sympathy would be nice if anyone has any spare? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rubi. I certainly have some of that spare sympathy. Get well soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jim! Watching some videos of some of the band's I used to love! Feeling very old!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jeff. I bet you don't feel as old as me. What bands you watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim

You're the first to post, Babs. Congratulations and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Do I win something? I like all things shiny

I'll buy you a coffee in Shrewsbury. What a prize!

I’ll just get dressed. I’m on my way

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Sweet cheeks.. Trying to get the boy child to go to bed so I can have some fun

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Buxom. Get to bed boy child!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? I'm just having a cup of tea and watching parkland on tv, about the Kennedy assassination. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a pretty good day. Is that what Parkland is about, I saw it was on. But couldn't be bothered to get into it. How was your day? x

Yes, it's interesting but the kids have come in so I'm going to have to watch it tomorrow when they're busy. I didn't have a good afternoon but it's gotten better from early evening. X "

Good. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"evening all x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jim ... evening all"

A good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Just.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening James, that's all I'm saying!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Okay then. Nice to see you."

Nothing personal Jim!

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? I'm just having a cup of tea and watching parkland on tv, about the Kennedy assassination. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a pretty good day. Is that what Parkland is about, I saw it was on. But couldn't be bothered to get into it. How was your day? x

Yes, it's interesting but the kids have come in so I'm going to have to watch it tomorrow when they're busy. I didn't have a good afternoon but it's gotten better from early evening. X "

Glad to hear things have improved Angie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim, just sticking my head around the door before I snuggle down for the night

Mwah x goodnight kisses x

Peach x

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James, that's all I'm saying!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. Okay then. Nice to see you.

Nothing personal Jim!

I didn't think it was. But thank you for clearing that up for me, Doc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jim, just sticking my head around the door before I snuggle down for the night

Mwah x goodnight kisses x

Peach x"

Have a nice snuggle, na night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x"

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. I've just got in from work and need to de-stress. Anyone got any magic fingers I can borrow??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hour and 33 minutes!

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

I know, I promised I wouldn't drink tonight too

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One hour and 33 minutes!

Until what??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. I've just got in from work and need to de-stress. Anyone got any magic fingers I can borrow?? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CP. I don't have any fingers you can borrow. I'm not a serial killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One hour and 33 minutes!

Until what??

Ask Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, how's your day been? I'm just having a cup of tea and watching parkland on tv, about the Kennedy assassination. X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. It's been a pretty good day. Is that what Parkland is about, I saw it was on. But couldn't be bothered to get into it. How was your day? x

Yes, it's interesting but the kids have come in so I'm going to have to watch it tomorrow when they're busy. I didn't have a good afternoon but it's gotten better from early evening. X

Glad to hear things have improved Angie

Thanks Errol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One hour and 33 minutes!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. Thanks for reminding me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all. I've just got in from work and need to de-stress. Anyone got any magic fingers I can borrow??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CP. I don't have any fingers you can borrow. I'm not a serial killer."

God dammit Jim! You're such a let-down sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I know, I promised I wouldn't drink tonight too

B x"

Outrageous behaviour. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One hour and 33 minutes!

Until what??

Ask Jim

I can't, I'm not speaking to him since he is unable to provide me with any severed fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One hour and 33 minutes!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. Thanks for reminding me.

I try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim and everyone. Im laying on my sofa feeling sorry for myself as I feel ill. Some sympathy would be nice if anyone has any spare?

Think I've got some in the car. I'll take a look and send it over.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. I've just got in from work and need to de-stress. Anyone got any magic fingers I can borrow??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CP. I don't have any fingers you can borrow. I'm not a serial killer.

God dammit Jim! You're such a let-down sometimes! "

I can't please everyone. I am sorry.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I know, I promised I wouldn't drink tonight too

B x

Outrageous behaviour. x"

Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One hour and 33 minutes!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yvaine. Thanks for reminding me.

I try.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I know, I promised I wouldn't drink tonight too

B x

Outrageous behaviour. x"

I know. I need spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening. Hope you all are well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I know, I promised I wouldn't drink tonight too

B x

Outrageous behaviour. x

Truly, truly, truly outrageous."

There's a lot of it about nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable."

I sincerely apologise for not being Donald Trump. I will try harder in future to be a bigotted twat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Same here!! Evening Jim & all xx

B x

Not you too, ooooooh Betty. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I know, I promised I wouldn't drink tonight too

B x

Outrageous behaviour. x

I know. I need spanking

Assume the position.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening. Hope you all are well!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sharky. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. I hope you're well!

Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

I sincerely apologise for not being Donald Trump. I will try harder in future to be a bigotted twat"

We both need to try harder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable."

But Ted Bundy was so cute.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

But Ted Bundy was so cute.

He was cute, but also a very naughty man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

But Ted Bundy was so cute.

He was cute, but also a very naughty man."

Maybe I like naughty men.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Evening jimbo and gang

A good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Curvy. Smileyface

Smiley face too we really are in a good mood tonight aren't we?

Yes I am, have a kiss. x"

Why thank you good sir

Have one in thanks and one for luck

Kisses that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

But Ted Bundy was so cute.

He was cute, but also a very naughty man.

Maybe I like naughty men. "

Really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jimbo and gang

A good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you, Curvy. Smileyface

Smiley face too we really are in a good mood tonight aren't we?

Yes I am, have a kiss. x

Why thank you good sir

Have one in thanks and one for luck

Kisses that is

Thanks!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know."

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening everyone !"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. He's a Firestarter, twisted Firestarter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

But Ted Bundy was so cute.

He was cute, but also a very naughty man.

Maybe I like naughty men.

Really."

Really. Now cut my head off and tell me I'm beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just apologised for not being a serial killer, unbelievable.

But Ted Bundy was so cute.

He was cute, but also a very naughty man.

Maybe I like naughty men.

Really.

Really. Now cut my head off and tell me I'm beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy thursday everyone from thursday, hope you've all had a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"happy thursday everyone from thursday, hope you've all had a good day

Happy Thursday, and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thursday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thursday, why did you call yourself Thursday?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along."

You mean, there isn't a team of dedicated scriptwriters working for you, unseen in the background, slaving at a Hotdesk!???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along.

You mean, there isn't a team of dedicated scriptwriters working for you, unseen in the background, slaving at a Hotdesk!???

It's just me, flying solo. All alone.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along.

You mean, there isn't a team of dedicated scriptwriters working for you, unseen in the background, slaving at a Hotdesk!???

It's just me, flying solo. All alone."

Wearing your fingers down to the bone, all to keep the service running! Good for you. The true 5th Emergency Service!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along.

You mean, there isn't a team of dedicated scriptwriters working for you, unseen in the background, slaving at a Hotdesk!???

It's just me, flying solo. All alone.

Wearing your fingers down to the bone, all to keep the service running! Good for you. The true 5th Emergency Service!

Thanks, I just do what I can.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along.

You mean, there isn't a team of dedicated scriptwriters working for you, unseen in the background, slaving at a Hotdesk!???

It's just me, flying solo. All alone.

Wearing your fingers down to the bone, all to keep the service running! Good for you. The true 5th Emergency Service!

Thanks, I just do what I can.

My hero!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good evening Jim.

I have been on a social this evening and now I am in bed with a large glass of red. Can’t complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Squiffy Sexy. It's almost the weekend."

Oh I’m excited for Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIFTY-NINE minutes.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Good evening Jim just before the closing time xx

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I am full of Macaroni Chili Cheese.

Om nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeeeening Jim.

Just started work. See, I work normal hours, it's everyone else who work during the day - shocking!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. You're the most normal person I know.

"Normal"? Where the heck did you get that from?

To be honest, I don't know. I just said it. It's like I just make it up as I go along.

You mean, there isn't a team of dedicated scriptwriters working for you, unseen in the background, slaving at a Hotdesk!???

It's just me, flying solo. All alone.

Wearing your fingers down to the bone, all to keep the service running! Good for you. The true 5th Emergency Service!

Thanks, I just do what I can.

My hero!

*Flexes biceps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

I have been on a social this evening and now I am in bed with a large glass of red. Can’t complain

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. How wonderful. But is your cat behaving?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I am full of Macaroni Chili Cheese.

Om nom nom

I'm full of prosecco

The bestie been round to help me celebrate my promotion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Squiffy Sexy. It's almost the weekend.

Oh I’m excited for Friday

Have fun.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I am full of Macaroni Chili Cheese.

Om nom nom

I'm full of prosecco

The bestie been round to help me celebrate my promotion

Congrats on the promotion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FIFTY-NINE minutes. "

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIFTY-NINE minutes.

I know!"

52 tho.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I am full of Macaroni Chili Cheese.

Om nom nom

I'm full of prosecco

The bestie been round to help me celebrate my promotion

Congrats on the promotion!"

Thank you don't start my new role official until Monday but the extra financial boost before xmas is certainly welcomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim just before the closing time xx"

Howdy Rowdy.

Semisonic - Closing Time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am full of Macaroni Chili Cheese.

Om nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FIFTY-NINE minutes.

I know!

52 tho. "

Are you staying up on purpose?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Squiffy Sexy. It's almost the weekend.

Oh I’m excited for Friday

Have fun.

Indeed I shall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FIFTY-NINE minutes.

I know!

52 tho.

Are you staying up on purpose?!

Perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well done, Curvy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, I’m squiffy, squiffier than I should be on a school night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Squiffy Sexy. It's almost the weekend.

Oh I’m excited for Friday

Have fun.

Indeed I shall

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FIFTY-NINE minutes.

I know!

52 tho.

Are you staying up on purpose?!

Perhaps

I knew it.

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Good evening Jim *waves* and evening one and all. Time to catch up on the forums!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim *waves* and evening one and all. Time to catch up on the forums! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Botu. o/ merry catching up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thursday, why did you call yourself Thursday?"

its all to do with my name really, my surname stars the same so its sort of thur's day as in my day plus i first created my profile one thursday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thursday, why did you call yourself Thursday?

its all to do with my name really, my surname stars the same so its sort of thur's day as in my day plus i first created my profile one thursday night"

Thank you very much for answering my Thursday question.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Good evening Jim.

I have been on a social this evening and now I am in bed with a large glass of red. Can’t complain

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. How wonderful. But is your cat behaving?

Nope, he’s still a dick. And I am in the dark as I have not climbed under my bed to retrieve the lamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

I have been on a social this evening and now I am in bed with a large glass of red. Can’t complain

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. How wonderful. But is your cat behaving?

Nope, he’s still a dick. And I am in the dark as I have not climbed under my bed to retrieve the lamp

You lazy so and so. You could do with someone to help you in the bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back in 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ya back now then!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreet Jim, how's it hanging dude?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Good evening Jim.

I have been on a social this evening and now I am in bed with a large glass of red. Can’t complain

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. How wonderful. But is your cat behaving?

Nope, he’s still a dick. And I am in the dark as I have not climbed under my bed to retrieve the lamp

You lazy so and so. You could do with someone to help you in the bedroom.

I totally need assistance in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh ya back now then!"

Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, how's it hanging dude?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. To the left, as always. How are you? Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hey Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Jim.

I have been on a social this evening and now I am in bed with a large glass of red. Can’t complain

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mac. How wonderful. But is your cat behaving?

Nope, he’s still a dick. And I am in the dark as I have not climbed under my bed to retrieve the lamp

You lazy so and so. You could do with someone to help you in the bedroom.

I totally need assistance in the bedroom

I'd better get my assistance into gear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Hey Samiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yvaine, it's the midnight hour.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Good evening/morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening/morning "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, 55. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, it's the midnight hour."

Happy happy birthday to youuuu.

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By *ewto thisMan
over a year ago

bath

How likes the frenulum wank techniques ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yvaine, it's the midnight hour.

Happy happy birthday to youuuu.

Oh you, you shouldn't have.

Happy birthday to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How likes the frenulum wank techniques ?"

I'm just going to say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, it's the midnight hour.

Happy happy birthday to youuuu.

Oh you, you shouldn't have.

Happy birthday to you.

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yvaine, it's the midnight hour.

Happy happy birthday to youuuu.

Oh you, you shouldn't have.

Happy birthday to you.

Why thank you

You're very, very welcome. x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Happy birthday Jim and yvaine

Hope you both have a splendid day x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreet Jim, how's it hanging dude?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. To the left, as always. How are you? Smileyface"

Just cooked a tuna pasta bake, cheap'n'cheerful tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreet Jim, how's it hanging dude?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. To the left, as always. How are you? Smileyface

Just cooked a tuna pasta bake, cheap'n'cheerful tonight

Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Jim and yvaine

Hope you both have a splendid day x"

Thank you. x

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By *TrainMan
over a year ago

London

Evening everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happy birthday to all who are celebrating theirs today

hope you have a fantastic day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yvaine, it's the midnight hour.

Happy happy birthday to youuuu.

Oh you, you shouldn't have.

Happy birthday to you.

Why thank you

They say it's your birthday

It's my birthday to, yeah

They say it's your birthday

We're gonna have a good time

I'm glad it's your birthday

Happy birthday to you

Ah ah ah come on

Come on

Yes we're going to a party party

I would like you to dance (birthday)

Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (birthday)

I would like you to dance (birthday)

Dance yeah

Oh come on

I would like you to dance (birthday)

Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (birthday)

I would like you to dance (birthday)

Oh dance! Dance

They say it's your birthday

Well it's my birthday too, yeah

They say it's your birthday

We're gonna have a good time

I'm glad it's your birthday

Happy birthday to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to keep it going but people weren't interested and confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening everyone"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, LT. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Happy burpday both!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"happy birthday to all who are celebrating theirs today

hope you have a fantastic day "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried to keep it going but people weren't interested and confused"

You gave it a go, that's all that matters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy burpday both!

xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww happy birthday Jim and yvaine, hope you both have a wonderful day mwah, mwah xx

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over a year ago

"Aww happy birthday Jim and yvaine, hope you both have a wonderful day mwah, mwah xx "

Thank you. x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!"

Give us a kiss.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss."

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!"

Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please."
Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please."

Awww, all right then. Kisses en route! Just as well I'm in a good mood!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please. Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

I don't know why either, but it was fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please.

Awww, all right then. Kisses en route! Just as well I'm in a good mood!"

Yeah! Yeah!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please.

Awww, all right then. Kisses en route! Just as well I'm in a good mood!

Yeah! Yeah!"

Considering the total arseholes I've had to serve in the Bar tonight! Just closed up the Bar after they pushed limits too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please. Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

I don't know why either, but it was fun.

"
it just pulled on my cords

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please.

Awww, all right then. Kisses en route! Just as well I'm in a good mood!

Yeah! Yeah!

Considering the total arseholes I've had to serve in the Bar tonight! Just closed up the Bar after they pushed limits too far!"

Too spirited?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please. Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

I don't know why either, but it was fun.

it just pulled on my cords

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pocket.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please.

Awww, all right then. Kisses en route! Just as well I'm in a good mood!

Yeah! Yeah!

Considering the total arseholes I've had to serve in the Bar tonight! Just closed up the Bar after they pushed limits too far!

Too spirited?"

Yeah! When I was out of bar dealing with another person at Reception, I spotted some dickhead on internal CCTV helping himself to more beer for him and his mates by leaning over the counter!

Service over and Bar closed to all!

Now clearing up plus a pool of puke in loos to clean up.

I get all the good jobs

Have a good night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please. Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

I don't know why either, but it was fun.

it just pulled on my cords

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pocket."
Ahh, good evening! What are you doing in there? You must be a borrower or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday young Jim x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please. Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

I don't know why either, but it was fun.

it just pulled on my cords

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pocket.Ahh, good evening! What are you doing in there? You must be a borrower or something?

I like your sense of humour, good to see you back again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy Birthday young Jim x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Belle. Thank you very much. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back!

Jim...Hippy burpday, nah Happy bitday, ooops, Hupy Bartday, oh sod it, Happy Easter!

21 at last!

Give us a kiss.

You did not say Please. I thought you were a gentleman!

Please. Jingle bells, batman smells, robin flew away, I don't know why I said that

I don't know why either, but it was fun.

it just pulled on my cords

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pocket.Ahh, good evening! What are you doing in there? You must be a borrower or something?

I like your sense of humour, good to see you back again."
Why thank you kind Jim it's nice to be liked

I've always liked you too, your always positive and that's a very attractive quality

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