FabSwingers.com forum: Bars open

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s turning 5 so I’m opening the bar, who needs a drink?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please!!

Large Merlot please lovely xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, I need a glass of wine, in fact the bottle will be better x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please I'll have a pint of peroni and what ever you ladies are drinking too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Oh give me a cheeky vodka and ice and a slice please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

Pink gin and prosecco please ...cheers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please SB

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'll phone my order in as I'm driving home shortly so I'll park up and be in around 7 so it it's on the bar by 6.55 alls good

Stowfords please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

And an open bag of crisps with a pickled egg in side please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Pinot Grigio for me please !

Large glass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *al01Man
over a year ago

solihull

JD and please.!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of methylated spirits with a straw please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes please!!

Large Merlot please lovely xx"

Coming up x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, I need a glass of wine, in fact the bottle will be better x "

Indeed, think it’s needed today x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please I'll have a pint of peroni and what ever you ladies are drinking too

Here’s your pint and thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh give me a cheeky vodka and ice and a slice please

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink gin and prosecco please ...cheers "

Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please I'll have a pint of peroni and what ever you ladies are drinking too

Here’s your pint and thanks "

You're very welcome

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please SB

Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

I would like a double jd and no ice please

C x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll phone my order in as I'm driving home shortly so I'll park up and be in around 7 so it it's on the bar by 6.55 alls good

Stowfords please"

Bar may have closed by that time but if it’s still open, come on in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinot Grigio for me please !

Large glass

Always a large one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"JD and please.!!"

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still at work, do you operate a delivery service?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bottle of methylated spirits with a straw please"

Sorry I cannot do that. Choose an alcoholic or non alcoholic drink please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

I'll have something snappy, so how about a snakebite?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a double jd and no ice please

C x"

Aye, coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'll phone my order in as I'm driving home shortly so I'll park up and be in around 7 so it it's on the bar by 6.55 alls good

Stowfords please

Bar may have closed by that time but if it’s still open, come on in

What kind of bar closes at 7

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still at work, do you operate a delivery service?"

I’m sorry I don’t

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have something snappy, so how about a snakebite?

Aye here you go.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll phone my order in as I'm driving home shortly so I'll park up and be in around 7 so it it's on the bar by 6.55 alls good

Stowfords please

Bar may have closed by that time but if it’s still open, come on in

What kind of bar closes at 7

Depends on how squiffy the barmaid is and a number of other options.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'll phone my order in as I'm driving home shortly so I'll park up and be in around 7 so it it's on the bar by 6.55 alls good

Stowfords please

Bar may have closed by that time but if it’s still open, come on in

What kind of bar closes at 7

Depends on how squiffy the barmaid is and a number of other options. "

I'm a regular i can self serve if needs be

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll phone my order in as I'm driving home shortly so I'll park up and be in around 7 so it it's on the bar by 6.55 alls good

Stowfords please

Bar may have closed by that time but if it’s still open, come on in

What kind of bar closes at 7

Depends on how squiffy the barmaid is and a number of other options.

I'm a regular i can self serve if needs be "

Cool, help yourself in that case

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprise me ms Brunette

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

"Pinot Grigio for me please !

Large glass

Always a large one

Always !!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surprise me ms Brunette

Have a large southern comfort and

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprise me ms Brunette

Have a large southern comfort and

That'll do nicely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Bradfield Blonde please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’ll have the usual please, large g&t, Dutch courage required!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

A large glass of white wine please

Think i need it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White zinfandel please.

Bottle.

It's been a hard day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Bradfield Blonde please"

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have the usual please, large g&t, Dutch courage required!"

A large one coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large glass of white wine please

Think i need it

A large one coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White zinfandel please.

Bottle.

It's been a hard day

Oh dear, definitely a hard day, have the bottle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Pint of Thatchers please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim beam and apple juice please and get yourself one yoo too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A cold glass if cravendale full fat milk please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Thatchers please "

Of course, coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim beam and apple juice please and get yourself one yoo too

Here’s yours and thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cold glass if cravendale full fat milk please

Aye, a cold glass of milk coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"A cold glass if cravendale full fat milk please

Aye, a cold glass of milk coming up"
thanks that's great

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x"

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim beam and apple juice please and get yourself one yoo too

Here’s yours and thanks

"
cheers!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Boddies please. Anyone remember melanie sykes on the manchester canal? Cheers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Boddies please. Anyone remember melanie sykes on the manchester canal? Cheers"

Pint coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White zinfandel please.

Bottle.

It's been a hard day

Oh dear, definitely a hard day, have the bottle

Perfect, thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have a large Gin SB? It’s the end of my working week

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a large Gin SB? It’s the end of my working week

Coming up, it was the end of my working week yesterday

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x"

I'll do a quick circuit the report back

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re working very hard sexybrunette. I’ll have a pint of moretti please and whatever you would like.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x

I'll do a quick circuit the report back

Peach x"

Perfect

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’re working very hard sexybrunette. I’ll have a pint of moretti please and whatever you would like."

Here’s your pint, cheers for mine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Give me a Tyskie cause I'm feeling frisky sexy xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x

I'll do a quick circuit the report back

Peach x

Perfect

Didn't get very far...found a lap to sit on

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a Tyskie cause I'm feeling frisky sexy xx

Coming up, I’m sure there’s a lady that you can get frisky with

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x

I'll do a quick circuit the report back

Peach x

Perfect

Didn't get very far...found a lap to sit on

Peach x"

Oh you did? Was it just a lap?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x

I'll do a quick circuit the report back

Peach x

Perfect

Didn't get very far...found a lap to sit on

Peach x

Oh you did? Was it just a lap?

Just a torso to lick at the moment, I don't think he's noticed me drooling over his hot ripped body yet

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and lemonade please sexy

I'm feeling a bit risqué so I'll have a cherry and an umbrella in it too thanks x Nuts?

Peach x

Okay, coming up, it’s a double, that okay

Oh yes, that's just perfect

Any talent in here tonight?, apart from us two sexy babes

Peach x

I haven’t looked to be fair, I’ve been that busy at the bar x

I'll do a quick circuit the report back

Peach x

Perfect

Didn't get very far...found a lap to sit on

Peach x

Oh you did? Was it just a lap?

Just a torso to lick at the moment, I don't think he's noticed me drooling over his hot ripped body yet

Peach x"

Yes very nice indeed, I’m sure he’ll notice soon, if not come back over here for snogs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Highland Park please, no ice.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"White zinfandel please.

Bottle.

It's been a hard day

Oh dear, definitely a hard day, have the bottle

Actually leave the bottle. I'll join minxy with hers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White zinfandel please.

Bottle.

It's been a hard day

Oh dear, definitely a hard day, have the bottle

Actually leave the bottle. I'll join minxy with hers

I’ll give you another bottle, she’s probably d*unk most of that one already

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Highland Park please, no ice.

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemsip and sympathy please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemsip and sympathy please. "

Oh no, here’s your lemsip, let’s go sit by the fire under the blanket

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemsip and sympathy please.

Oh no, here’s your lemsip, let’s go sit by the fire under the blanket

Lovely. But stay away, I’m in quarantine. Sickly Child

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Nothing I have to do 4 vat returns for a conference call with boss boss at 4pm tomorrow and haven’t got a clue. How to do it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing I have to do 4 vat returns for a conference call with boss boss at 4pm tomorrow and haven’t got a clue. How to do it "

Google that shit! Google always has the answer!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemsip and sympathy please.

Oh no, here’s your lemsip, let’s go sit by the fire under the blanket

Lovely. But stay away, I’m in quarantine. Sickly Child "

Okay, I don’t need telling twice! Come find me when you’re out of quarantine x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ebsMCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A large anything please. What a day!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large anything please. What a day!"

Oh right how about a large G & T? I’ll make it a generous double x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long day, the longest drink you have please. In a Stein. X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

I'll take a large glass of red please!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Long day, the longest drink you have please. In a Stein. X"

Have many, ill pull you a few pints

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take a large glass of red please!"

Everybody wants a large one tonight! Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemsip and sympathy please.

Oh no, here’s your lemsip, let’s go sit by the fire under the blanket

Lovely. But stay away, I’m in quarantine. Sickly Child

Okay, I don’t need telling twice! Come find me when you’re out of quarantine x"

. Oh abso-bloomin-lutely.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two doubles of Grey Goose in a pint glass topped up with a can of Passion Punch Relentless if you don't mind thank you please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make mine something stiff? It's been a rough few days. Maybe a JD and Diet Coke? Large with ice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemsip and sympathy please.

Oh no, here’s your lemsip, let’s go sit by the fire under the blanket

Lovely. But stay away, I’m in quarantine. Sickly Child

Okay, I don’t need telling twice! Come find me when you’re out of quarantine x

. Oh abso-bloomin-lutely. "

indeed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two doubles of Grey Goose in a pint glass topped up with a can of Passion Punch Relentless if you don't mind thank you please

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you make mine something stiff? It's been a rough few days. Maybe a JD and Diet Coke? Large with ice "

Something stiff? There’s probably loads of offers coming your way from the guys here!

However here’s a double JD with extra JD and with ice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Hi, Double vodka in a tall glass, fill it with ice and lemonade and add a drop of lime to colour. It’s called crocodile, and make it snappy!

Thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well considering Thursday is the new Friday, il shall have a double Hennessy n Diet Coke please!??.. followed by what ever you're having op

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi, Double vodka in a tall glass, fill it with ice and lemonade and add a drop of lime to colour. It’s called crocodile, and make it snappy!

Thank you

Aye coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well considering Thursday is the new Friday, il shall have a double Hennessy n Diet Coke please!??.. followed by what ever you're having op

Here’s yours and I’m a cider girl thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well considering Thursday is the new Friday, il shall have a double Hennessy n Diet Coke please!??.. followed by what ever you're having op

Here’s yours and I’m a cider girl thanks

"
nice. Well deserved for a busy day I've had. But nevertheless.. what ever that may be, enjoy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya!

Please may I have a triple Malibu and please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"It’s turning 5 so I’m opening the bar, who needs a drink? "

Double espresso for the Bitch please my lovely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hiya!

Please may I have a triple Malibu and please

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s turning 5 so I’m opening the bar, who needs a drink?

Double espresso for the Bitch please my lovely

Coming right up, for you anything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"It’s turning 5 so I’m opening the bar, who needs a drink?

Double espresso for the Bitch please my lovely

Coming right up, for you anything

Get your collar on, corset, your nice lippy and bend over like the good girl you are

Dates available for the usual place to my inbox pls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laurent Perrier please

And I’ll have a bottle, need it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s turning 5 so I’m opening the bar, who needs a drink?

Double espresso for the Bitch please my lovely

Coming right up, for you anything

Get your collar on, corset, your nice lippy and bend over like the good girl you are

Dates available for the usual place to my inbox pls

Dates will be with you soon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laurent Perrier please

And I’ll have a bottle, need it

Oh bit posh that for my establishment, especially by the bottle!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otForSoftiesWoman
over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"It’s turning 5 so I’m opening the bar, who needs a drink?

Double espresso for the Bitch please my lovely

Coming right up, for you anything

Get your collar on, corset, your nice lippy and bend over like the good girl you are

Dates available for the usual place to my inbox pls

Dates will be with you soon

Your arse will be red soon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

I'll have a wine. Any kind will do as long as it gets me d*unk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a morgans and , mrs southern comfort and lemonade, same again please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a wine. Any kind will do as long as it gets me d*unk

Perfect have a large glass of red

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had a morgans and , mrs southern comfort and lemonade, same again please

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Just com off a 53 hour shift and the Ginnes has gone rite to my head. Think you beter call me a cab please bar ladyp x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just com off a 53 hour shift and the Ginnes has gone rite to my head. Think you beter call me a cab please bar ladyp x

Mr"

Yep I best call you a cab as you can’t even spell my name!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just com off a 53 hour shift and the Ginnes has gone rite to my head. Think you beter call me a cab please bar ladyp x

Yep I best call you a cab as you can’t even spell my name!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Pint of larger shandy. I'm easily pleased. Xx.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of larger shandy. I'm easily pleased. Xx. "

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think I’ll have a couple of large shots of tequila please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"think I’ll have a couple of large shots of tequila please "

Okay here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last orders please, I need my bed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last orders please, I need my bed

Could I have a mug of tea please?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pimms and lemonade hold the ice please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last orders please, I need my bed

Could I have a mug of tea please?"

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pimms and lemonade hold the ice please

Have a jug

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right the bar is closed, see you all next week as I’m busy tomorrow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right the bar is closed, see you all next week as I’m busy tomorrow

Thanks Sexy. x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pimms and lemonade hold the ice please

Have a jug

That would do nicely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread