FabSwingers.com forum: ohh new handbag.

By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

just been transfering the really important stuff from my old handbag to my new one. such as purse, lighter, sunglasses. ect.. but also found:

4 old recipets.

1 fluff covered polo.

2 ripped shopping lists.

the end of an eyeliner

approx 56p in change

another fluff covered item which has yet to be identified.....

a bus ticket ( i havent caught the bus in over a year)

2 lotto tickets and a euro lotto ticket

whats the weirdest thing you have found when changing bags/ suitcases?

( the questions also includes man bags...... )

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By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i think, on closer inspection, the IFO is in fact a small piece of chocolate.. how did that escape my mouth?????????

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

ooo I got all excited then, I thought you were about to instruct us all to go buy a new handbag

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By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

lol if it helps...

i command all fabites to go forth and purchase a brand new handbag,,,

. or else the forum fairy gets it.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah,,,, but is it really a handbag anymore…..

Seems nowadays most women are sporting Wagbags rather than your good old proper handbags….

Wagbags, are easily identifiable as the handles of these Wagbags are obviously made from something so untouchably toxic they would damage the carriers delicate digits.

Hence why the owners of said Wagbags tend to support these bags in the crook of a jack-knifed elbow whilst simultaneously holding their hand out in an upturned fashion which makes them looks like they’ve got the smell of dog shit emanating from behind their perfectly polished finger nails….

Not that I have given much thought to this new phenomenon…..and its not like I go around staring at people doing it…. !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once persuaded my beloved to buy me a very expensive black leather handbag and what clinched the deal was my vry winning argument of "Oh come on. It's a classic black handbag that will never go out of style. Just think, you will never have to buy another black handback ever again so its really a bargain when you think about it". The assistant actually smirked. Several black handbags later we are still together....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" but also found:

4 old recipets.

1 fluff covered polo.

2 ripped shopping lists.

the end of an eyeliner

approx 56p in change

another fluff covered item which has yet to be identified.....

a bus ticket ( i havent caught the bus in over a year)

2 lotto tickets and a euro lotto ticket... "

*Everybody..!!*

"... And a partridge in a Pear Treeeeeee"

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

I hate having to swap handbags. I always leave something behind which I inevitabley need

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

lol get vry odd things in my handbag as my daughter gets me to carry her stuff wen we are out lol. ive had lil flower hair clips ,colouring pensils , the plasic frogs with bit at back to push down to make em jump foward and currently a toy smurf !!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can the mods please delete this thread as it offends my sensibilities and even more I can't afford for K to see it!!!!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"can the mods please delete this thread as it offends my sensibilities and even more I can't afford for K to see it!!!!!"
Come on... you can for the special lady in your life

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By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

dont forget guys, but with every purchase of a new handbag there follows almost imediatly the need to buy new shiny shoes to match the said new handbag.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

during an airport security check, they found a credit card wallet (and all the cards) i had 'lost' during a d*unken weekend in blackpool about 5 years earlier.

it was in a 'hidden' pocket that can obviously only be located by the human eye after about 15 ciders !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

dont need a bag any more .. a fone and my car key is all i carry ..

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

you never know, you might have found millions with those lotto tickets ????

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By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"you never know, you might have found millions with those lotto tickets ????

sadly, i didnt,,, sigh... oh well theres always next week..

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

" lol if it helps...

i command all fabites to go forth and purchase a brand new handbag,,,

. or else the forum fairy gets it.........

I am going to an open evening at my Favourite hadbag shop, on Friday, to view the new Autumn/Winter collections.

She has promised nice young waiters serving Champange and Canapes.

Sod them, show me the handbags

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