FabSwingers.com forum: Lies and false promises !!

By *sThunderThighs OP Woman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Ok so I have just been lied to by my shredder ! It says will shred 5 pages at at a time!!! Bloody lies! It struggles with 2 !!

Got me thinking .. who or what has given you false promises lately!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's small fry compared to my concerns

I bought one of those tinned Heinz sponge puddings I read the instruction most carefully

They said stand in boiling water for tem minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt feet pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was making Xmas lunch and one of the instructions on the turkey said "Chill in a sink of cold water for 1-2 hours". So I did. By the time I got out of the sink my arse was all wrinkly and my boxers were soaked!

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

My husband

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Burnt feet pmsl"
umm how??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt feet pmslumm how??"

**face palm** lol

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By *sThunderThighs OP Woman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"Well that's small fry compared to my concerns

I bought one of those tinned Heinz sponge puddings I read the instruction most carefully

They said stand in boiling water for tem minutes

Ouch!!!

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By *sThunderThighs OP Woman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"I was making Xmas lunch and one of the instructions on the turkey said "Chill in a sink of cold water for 1-2 hours". So I did. By the time I got out of the sink my arse was all wrinkly and my boxers were soaked!

Doh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh!..

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By *sThunderThighs OP Woman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"My husband

Oooh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never promised I'd marry you and honeymoon in the Maldives.

You made your own presumptions.

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By *sThunderThighs OP Woman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"I never promised I'd marry you and honeymoon in the Maldives.

You made your own presumptions.

You did you did ! And you promised cake!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never promised I'd marry you and honeymoon in the Maldives.

You made your own presumptions.

You did you did ! And you promised cake!!!!!

I came through with the cake.

Just for that, I'm taking the tefal actifry

I love it when you're angry.

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By *sThunderThighs OP Woman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"I never promised I'd marry you and honeymoon in the Maldives.

You made your own presumptions.

You did you did ! And you promised cake!!!!!

I came through with the cake.

Just for that, I'm taking the tefal actifry

I love it when you're angry.

Nooooo not the tefal please please ! I'm sorry .. you really know how to hurt me don't you!!!

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford

"My husband

Oooh!!"

Yah he promise he will work less, make more of an effort at home and more of an effort with the kids. None of which ever happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My online banking system. Keeps telling me I have zero money until the end of the month. No wait... That's true

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