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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

...when you think you've typed 'fresh cream' into the tesco online search engine and it comes back with 'sorry the product you requested is unavailable' ....aaaand its then you realise autocarrot 'fixed it for you'

Apparently my local tesco doesn't deliver fresh cum... Who knew?!?!?!

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By *igbearlittlebear2017Man
over a year ago

BASILDON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone often throws gagging into the mix

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"

My phone often throws gagging into the mix"

I once asked an angling buddy to go fisting!

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

I often get 4 letter word beginning with k replaced with kink but have not established whether this is my subconscious or my phone that is to blame :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My phone often throws gagging into the mix

I once asked an angling buddy to go fisting! "

What was their reply...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I often get 4 letter word beginning with k replaced with kink but have not established whether this is my subconscious or my phone that is to blame :D"

I've that issue with basically sick, sack or sock being changed to suck!!!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"

My phone often throws gagging into the mix

I once asked an angling buddy to go fisting!

What was their reply..."

A very enthusiastic affirmative! Followed by a very confusing conversation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend had to explain to his very strict catholic father what bbq anal was as his phone had auto corrected him (not sure why coal had been replaced by anal tbh)

M

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A friend had to explain to his very strict catholic father what bbq anal was as his phone had auto corrected him (not sure why coal had been replaced by anal tbh)

M"

Can't say I've had that issue looool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either. Burst out laughing when he told me about it!!! Worst is he was engaged to a girl who's family his parents knew very well through the church. Lol

M

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You can't sit in a coffee shop without:

1) Playing the 'See who's near'game.

2) You look at everyone, and decide whether or not they swing, and if you would fuck them (and mabe the person they are with, at the same time).

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"You can't sit in a coffee shop without:

1) Playing the 'See who's near'game.

2) You look at everyone, and decide whether or not they swing, and if you would fuck them (and mabe the person they are with, at the same time). "

Haven't done the first one... Second one.... Hmmm.... Maybe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I messaged my brother asking him to pick up a jar of coffee and a bottle of cum. (should have said )

X

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I once sent a friend here a message talking about everyone's favourite Sunday dinner in which, thanks to autocarrot, I said "I love a good roasting" (or words to that effect)

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I messaged my brother asking him to pick up a jar of coffee and a bottle of cum. (should have said )

X"

Eeeekk!!!! facepalm!!!

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I once sent a friend here a message talking about everyone's favourite Sunday dinner in which, thanks to autocarrot, I said "I love a good roasting" (or words to that effect) "

Its the gravy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you spend all day with a raging hard cock! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I messaged my brother asking him to pick up a jar of coffee and a bottle of cum. (should have said )

X

Eeeekk!!!! facepalm!!! "

I know I was mortified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't sit in a coffee shop without:

1) Playing the 'See who's near'game.

2) You look at everyone, and decide whether or not they swing, and if you would fuck them (and mabe the person they are with, at the same time). "

Or whenever you’ve 5/10 mins waiting somewhere! Straight on to see who’s near

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