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"I chopped my last sofa up and Wheely binned it a bit each week untill it was gone " I'm fucking done  | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.  " | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful. "Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx "Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport. Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh. | |||
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"Would have thought some would like Keanu Reeves dumped on their doorstep! "I wish I knew who keanu Reeves was so I could join in with the post, which I am grateful for by the way xx | |||
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"Would have thought some would like Keanu Reeves dumped on their doorstep!
I wish I knew who keanu Reeves was so I could join in with the post, which I am grateful for by the way xx "It was a less funny joke than mine. Keanu was the actor in the film The Matrix. It was another joke about the predictive text error. | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx
Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport.
Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh. "Could give the homeless something to sleep on though........very much a joke, I'll fetch my expensive tailored coat! | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx
Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport.
Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh. "Ok maybe hanging them upside down for a period of time would be less severe. X | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx
Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport.
Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh.
Ok maybe hanging them upside down for a period of time would be less severe. X"Didn't work for Mussolini. | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx
Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport.
Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh.
Could give the homeless something to sleep on though........very much a joke, I'll fetch my expensive tailored coat! "Offensive. | |||
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"Would have thought some would like Keanu Reeves dumped on their doorstep!
I wish I knew who keanu Reeves was so I could join in with the post, which I am grateful for by the way xx
It was a less funny joke than mine. Keanu was the actor in the film The Matrix. It was another joke about the predictive text error. "B+ for that one and an A- for yours then. Jokes are much funnier when you get them you have to know your audience I don't watch films last film I watched was colossus the forban project I like the old ones. | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx
Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport.
Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh.
Ok maybe hanging them upside down for a period of time would be less severe. X
Didn't work for Mussolini. "Poor old Mussolini if he'd chosen better friends and disposed of his old bed like he disposed of the mafia he would of walked in the end but you make choices I guess. | |||
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"chopped it up week after week?? why didnt you just call them to collect it? or did you just enjoy the chopping up? Thats plain crazy!" Well at least it got to where it's supposed to end up without having to pay the council to collect it | |||
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"one of my pet hates, it really annoys me and it seems to be the norm now, I chopped my last sofa up and Wheely binned it a bit each week untill it was gone, I don't want to live in a tip but other people think it's clever just to chuck it where ever and leave it to the council. " Yep. Done that with 2 sofas. Does take a while. | |||
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"i dumped my last mattress in the canal.. i did douse it in petrol first though.. i must say it looked pretty good slowly drifting away in flames to Valhalla... "I hope you took the oppertunity to tie some newly born kittens to it | |||
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"chopped it up week after week?? why didnt you just call them to collect it? or did you just enjoy the chopping up? Thats plain crazy! Well at least it got to where it's supposed to end up without having to pay the council to collect it " Not only would I have to pay but I'd have to take a day off work or try and convince my employer to let me get permits for the van which will.not happen, | |||
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"i dumped my last mattress in the canal.. i did douse it in petrol first though.. i must say it looked pretty good slowly drifting away in flames to Valhalla...
I hope you took the oppertunity to tie some newly born kittens to it " | |||
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"i dumped my last mattress in the canal.. i did douse it in petrol first though.. i must say it looked pretty good slowly drifting away in flames to Valhalla...
I hope you took the oppertunity to tie some newly born kittens to it
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Tbf we pay enough council tax which includes waste disposal. Having to cough up a further lump sum to have bulky waste collected because a) it won’t fit in the back of almost cars b) the tip won’t let trade vehicles in, is a piss take anyway.
Good for you and your hearty mattress chopping, much better than leaving it on the street | |||
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"i dumped my last mattress in the canal.. i did douse it in petrol first though.. i must say it looked pretty good slowly drifting away in flames to Valhalla... "I rolled mine up, smeared it with 12 packs of lard So it slipped easily into a manhole, out of site, out of mind. | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee "£35 for 3 items in Sussex | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee
£35 for 3 items in Sussex "That's not bad considering the alternative | |||
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"A homeless person would have been so grateful for that" what an old sofa you'd need a home to put it In | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee
£35 for 3 items in Sussex "And a day off and that's presuming they turn up | |||
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"A homeless person would have been so grateful for that what an old sofa you'd need a home to put it In " Better than a cardboard box .... | |||
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"A homeless person would have been so grateful for that what an old sofa you'd need a home to put it In Better than a cardboard box .... " Depends on the box really they can be quite comfortable and they keep the wind out. | |||
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"Yup. All that discarded mathematics. Awful.
Predicted text oh well it happens to the best of us I'll let this one run see what happens xx
Nods. It was too good to pass up though. Thanks for being a good sport.
Although, I wouldn't hang anyone for dumping their mattress on the street. I feel it's a little harsh. "If they are going to dump them on the street at least dump them where there are homeless or rough sleepers so they can benefit from it for at least one night | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee
£35 for 3 items in Sussex
And a day off and that's presuming they turn up "Or in our case, assuming the pikeys don’t get there first! | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee
£35 for 3 items in Sussex
And a day off and that's presuming they turn up
Or in our case, assuming the pikeys don’t get there first!"Best way to get rid of anything round here. Plonk it on the path with a 'free' sign and it's gone before you shut the door | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee
£35 for 3 items in Sussex
And a day off and that's presuming they turn up
Or in our case, assuming the pikeys don’t get there first!
Best way to get rid of anything round here. Plonk it on the path with a 'free' sign and it's gone before you shut the door "Wouldn’t have minded but the tumble dryer had been sat on the drive for 2 months. As soon as I pay the council it disappeared before they could give me an appointment! | |||
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"It costs £17.50 to have the council remove a 3 piece in Sunderland Which is good value compared to smashing it up yourself and transporting it to the local tip .... The benefit to the private householder is even greater as furniture delivered in vans incurs a much larger fee
£35 for 3 items in Sussex
And a day off and that's presuming they turn up
Or in our case, assuming the pikeys don’t get there first!
Best way to get rid of anything round here. Plonk it on the path with a 'free' sign and it's gone before you shut the door
Wouldn’t have minded but the tumble dryer had been sat on the drive for 2 months. As soon as I pay the council it disappeared before they could give me an appointment!" | |||
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