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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You come home? I put on the kettle and then relax on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my Yoda slippers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove zee bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my slippers on and check Fab...

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I never leave the house in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks shoes and bra off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle my mini beast

That isn’t a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the door behind me......then make a coffee. It's a routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the cats, get dinner cooking

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Unlock the door...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coat off, say hi to the cat who's sat waiting for me to fuss her, kettle on and ridiculous owl slipper boots on. Job done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk straight back out again with the dog... !

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Kick off my shoes, put music on, direct offspring to homework/tasks, start cooking.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Take bra off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a fuss of the cats, kettle on, PJs on, make dinner.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Remove zee bra!"

Me too

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Cuddle my mini beast

That isn’t a euphemism "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get into something comfortable and put the Xbox on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In ,lock the door.Shoes off.

Coats hung up...kettle on, sometimes strip off and into comfies then get organised for dinner.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Take off my uniform and toetectors and put me comfy frock on and then sit quiet with a coffee and a ginger

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Take off shoes, jacket and store bag.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Change into my PJ's & fluffy socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick brew then out with pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss my wife.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Let the pooch out

B x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Shoes off, kettle on

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Go in the kitchen, put the tv on for the news and unpack the shopping I just bought to prepare dinner.

Him

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

Socks off then a siesta. ...bliss

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Shower, loungewear and brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off and then say hello to my son if he’s home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs all round

Let my wife off baby duty for a bath and then feed my little 'un.

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Shower....pj.s. Coffee and food

Relax all night

Xxxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Go for a wee

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By *oblovesyouMan
over a year ago

poole

say hello to the fam, shower, dress down, din-dins, chillax for the rest of the eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take off my bra

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By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding

"Take off my bra "
.....surely those beauties need no bra lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work boots off (mmmmmmmmm), feed the cats, shower, dressing gown on and then get stuck into a bottle of Shiraz.............bliss

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

If its a nightshift,bath usually and bed

After a day,bath,tea and chill.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight into the shower

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Let the ground out

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Take clothes off jammies on.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Sid down and give the cat a stroke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give the Mrs a kiss

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Shoes off, bra off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls

It's a man thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cuddle and kiss my 3 dogs

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Take my suit off

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Make sure the kids don’t run riot

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Have a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my bra off - pure bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bed. I hate shift work right now

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage

Make dinner. Wash up. Put the boy to bed. Konk out asleep most nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick my shoes off and put pj bottoms n a vest on. ..aaah comfort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit down and take my work boots off.

Then try to relax and recover from the day.

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Get change into yard clothes and go sort the horse out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hug my dogs

give them biscuits

make coffee..

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Feed the cats

Have a nice hot shower n wash hair

Put pjs on n chill the hell out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get changed into gardening clobber before checking brassicas for caterpillars, god, I need a life!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Kiss and cuddle our dog, who's always waiting with her tail wagging right behind the door.

Take my shoes off.

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good replys everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bra off. Let the girls out of the garrison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra off. Let the girls out of the garrison. "

The LifeWife and I term it a ‘bragasm’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bra off. Let the girls out of the garrison.

The LifeWife and I term it a ‘bragasm’"

Hahahaha genius and sooooooo accurate. I'm stealing that

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Shoes off. Slippers on. Kettle on.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Shoes off, bra off and relax for five

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sit down and take a deep breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to see how noisy the house is then stay in the car until someone notices I’m home ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the tv on then make a nice cup of coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never leave the house in the first place

Did u leave the house for your meet

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Kiss and cuddle my dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You come home? I put on the kettle and then relax on the sofa

Shoes off. Kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually tell the dog off for ripping up my mail!

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Shoes off, trousers off, lounge pants on (preferably star wars)

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bra off here too - can even take off under a tight fitting roll neck

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By *milydecWoman
over a year ago

Bexley

Kick me shoes of run up stairs get my toy and have adult time .persnal day rewards ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"usually tell the dog off for ripping up my mail!

Naughty Scooby...

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By *milydecWoman
over a year ago

Bexley

I walk others minie beasts and ots so needed when dingle if i al9ne with oút kids i borrow my mates dog ????

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By *enetrate and CelebrateWoman
over a year ago

Horndean

Kick the shoes off and stick the kettle on !

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Brace myself. As soon as i get through the door the dog goes apeshit, the wife tells me everything that's gone wrong while I've been gone and my 5 year old who's built like a tank bumrushes me. It's an ordeal man.

Once that's out of the way though its lots of hugs all round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes off then either on the sofa if it's early evening, or bed if it's past 10.30pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get naked

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Kettle for tea.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Kettle on and change whilst its boiling

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bra and shoes off and feet upxx

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Take my shoes and coat off!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Toilet then kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort the cats out as they’re always waiting for me

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