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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why do I fancie older people? most blokes would love the skinny hot looking younger ladies which do Notting for me. Just trying to figure out why I don't ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal preference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do I fancie older people? most blokes would love the skinny hot looking younger ladies which do Notting for me. Just trying to figure out why I don't ??"

Could it be a few knockbacks op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help "

Lol not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite "

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap "

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's"

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending "

What is this strange language you speak?

Is it 'Northern'?

Clarty?

Knocker dropper?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Is it because they unintentionally like watersports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always have a good selection of biscuits knocking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it because they unintentionally like watersports "

Laughed out loud at that

Classy pics btw, very tasteful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me one of those hot pad thingies, that you put in the microwave, for Chrimbo, and you might just get a cheeky peck on the cheek

I'm far too old for rimming now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending

What is this strange language you speak?

Is it 'Northern'?

Clarty?

Knocker dropper?"

Clarts of mud

or in the old birds pants ..... git big skid marks and Japanese flag piss stains .....

I hope that mental image paints the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending

What is this strange language you speak?

Is it 'Northern'?

Clarty?

Knocker dropper?

Clarts of mud

or in the old birds pants ..... git big skid marks and Japanese flag piss stains .....

I hope that mental image paints the picture "

Dont hold back will you Soxy?

Just be wild and free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending

What is this strange language you speak?

Is it 'Northern'?

Clarty?

Knocker dropper?

Clarts of mud

or in the old birds pants ..... git big skid marks and Japanese flag piss stains .....

I hope that mental image paints the picture

Dont hold back will you Soxy?

Just be wild and free "

Sometimes the old ones silently fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what OP's theories are

C'mon OP

Spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder what OP's theories are

C'mon OP

Spill"

If he's reading this he probably just has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending

What is this strange language you speak?

Is it 'Northern'?

Clarty?

Knocker dropper?

Clarts of mud

or in the old birds pants ..... git big skid marks and Japanese flag piss stains .....

I hope that mental image paints the picture

Dont hold back will you Soxy?

Just be wild and free

Sometimes the old ones silently fart "

And if you hide their zimmer frame they can't run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder what OP's theories are

C'mon OP

Spill

If he's reading this he probably just has "

It does say on his profile that he is into older ladies

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"Wonder what OP's theories are

C'mon OP

Spill

If he's reading this he probably just has

It does say on his profile that he is into older ladies"

It's the down to earth statement does that really mean one foot in the grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder what OP's theories are

C'mon OP

Spill

If he's reading this he probably just has

It does say on his profile that he is into older ladies"

Wonder how that's working out for him

have the police been called to run crowd control for the queue forming outside his front door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why do I fancie older people? most blokes would love the skinny hot looking younger ladies which do Notting for me. Just trying to figure out why I don't ??

Could it be a few knockbacks op?"

nope don't think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending

What is this strange language you speak?

Is it 'Northern'?

Clarty?

Knocker dropper?

Clarts of mud

or in the old birds pants ..... git big skid marks and Japanese flag piss stains .....

I hope that mental image paints the picture

Dont hold back will you Soxy?

Just be wild and free

Sometimes the old ones silently fart

And if you hide their zimmer frame they can't run away "

not that old ta lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do I fancie older people? most blokes would love the skinny hot looking younger ladies which do Notting for me. Just trying to figure out why I don't ??"

Older? Like 50 is old now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody hope not at 52

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"why do I fancie older people? most blokes would love the skinny hot looking younger ladies which do Notting for me. Just trying to figure out why I don't ??"

Because we're more gorgeous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the advantages a many

They get a Pension .....

They go to bed early ......

they treat every fuck like it the last ....

Lets be honest you should be happy getting whatever you can .....

Glad to be of help

Lol not quite

Well ok but they are easy to buy for at Christmas....... Fluffy slippers and lavender pillows ,,,,, not to mention you can give their fannies a fumble when the take an afternoon nap

Yeah, for a bottle of Yardleys 'lily of the valley' I'm fucking anyone's

That stuff is real knocker dropper,,,,, so best to get them one of the mobility aid type grab sticks so they can pick their clarty pants up without bending "

Well I'm over 50 and I'd not be amused if I was bought any of thee above

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

And here I thought that the Fifties were the new Thirties...

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