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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Carry on Lounge chattin'.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Sorry Babs I had something to attend to. So you’re not into fanny glitter then?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good afternoon Jim

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Gold star ... but where to stick it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon Jim "

Good afternooooooooon, Pink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gold star ... but where to stick it? "

On my head.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Sorry Babs I had something to attend to. So you’re not into fanny glitter then? "

I can’t get my head around it at all. I hadn’t heard of it before I read the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Babs I had something to attend to. So you’re not into fanny glitter then?

I can’t get my head around it at all. I hadn’t heard of it before I read the thread."

Them Essex girl have been doing it for years haven't they?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Sorry Babs I had something to attend to. So you’re not into fanny glitter then?

I can’t get my head around it at all. I hadn’t heard of it before I read the thread.

Them Essex girl have been doing it for years haven't they?"

Isn’t that a vagazzle? Don’t ask me I know nothing about girlie stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry Babs I had something to attend to. So you’re not into fanny glitter then?

I can’t get my head around it at all. I hadn’t heard of it before I read the thread.

Them Essex girl have been doing it for years haven't they?

Isn’t that a vagazzle? Don’t ask me I know nothing about girlie stuff "

I know bugger all about that part

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat. "

What you eating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

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over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating "

He can't answer....his mouths full...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

He can't answer....his mouths full..."

That made me lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Afternoon all "

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

afternoon - golf ball in my throat - well feelslike it - so in bed feeling proper sorry for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"afternoon - golf ball in my throat - well feelslike it - so in bed feeling proper sorry for myself "

That's just the start of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Hi "

Hiya Babs how are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating "

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good afternoon Jim

Good afternooooooooon, Pink. "

I think you need an afternoon thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb."

Yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon Jim

Good afternooooooooon, Pink.

I think you need an afternoon thread "

I think this thread covers it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

Yum"

Nice bum.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good afternoon Jim

Good afternooooooooon, Pink.

I think you need an afternoon thread

I think this thread covers it."

you have a point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

Yum

Nice bum."

Fill it with cu...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

Yum

Nice bum.

Fill it with cu... "

Fill it with what? Fill it with what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

Yum

Nice bum.

Fill it with cu...

Fill it with what? Fill it with what?!"

Lamb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

Yum

Nice bum.

Fill it with cu...

Fill it with what? Fill it with what?!

Lamb!"

Lamb, bam, thank you mam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello x"

Hello!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Afternoon all

Hi

Hiya Babs how are you "

I’m great thank you. How are you?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Have I missed all the food chat? I think I’ve eaten pretend quiche for my lunch. Roll on snack time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Hi

Hiya Babs how are you

I’m great thank you. How are you? "

Grand here thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to eat.

What you eating

I thought I was to have a chicken sandwich. But I had a lamb sandwich. I'm on the lamb.

Yum

Nice bum.

Fill it with cu...

Fill it with what? Fill it with what?!

Lamb!

Lamb, bam, thank you mam."

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Have I missed all the food chat? I think I’ve eaten pretend quiche for my lunch. Roll on snack time "

No! I’m back with more, I had a sandwich, ham, tomato, cucumber with mustard. Then 2 satsumas, then a caramel wafer and I’m still hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all "

Hello!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dancing on ice. That is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nick Knowles debut album is released on November the 3rd.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Nick Knowles debut album is released on November the 3rd."

Did you do backing vocals Jethro?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it nap time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nick Knowles debut album is released on November the 3rd.

Did you do backing vocals Jethro?"

Oh, if only. It's going to be a great album.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Is it nap time?"

Well that depends if you'll be napping in my bosom, I mean bed, I mean.... erm... I'll shush now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it nap time?

Well that depends if you'll be napping in my bosom, I mean bed, I mean.... erm... I'll shush now. "

Either of those works for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all. Smells lovely in my kitchen. Just cooked a roast beef for dinner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon nutters

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Is it nap time?

Well that depends if you'll be napping in my bosom, I mean bed, I mean.... erm... I'll shush now.

Either of those works for me."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I need food

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m just about to start trekking what feels like half of Berkshire to get the boy child to cadets. I’m still hungry but I have moussaka for when I get back and wine

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m just about to start trekking what feels like half of Berkshire to get the boy child to cadets. I’m still hungry but I have moussaka for when I get back and wine "

Nothing quite so exciting here

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Due to technical difficulties Lounge Chat 56 was offline for 2 hours,

Normal service has now been resumed

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Due to technical difficulties Lounge Chat 56 was offline for 2 hours,

Normal service has now been resumed"

Is anything normal here?

Swing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Due to technical difficulties Lounge Chat 56 was offline for 2 hours,

Normal service has now been resumed

Is anything normal here?

Swing"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondered where it went

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Wondered where it went "

It’s always there

Lurking

Swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just lurking these days

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"Due to technical difficulties Lounge Chat 56 was offline for 2 hours,

Normal service has now been resumed

Is anything normal here?

Swing"

Normal as in fab normal

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m just lurking these days "

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of lurking

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m just lurking these days

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of perving "

Yes I know you love it Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m just lurking these days

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of perving

Yes I know you love it Babs "

Ssshhhh

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m just lurking these days

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of perving

Yes I know you love it Babs

Ssshhhh "

Have you sorted your kissing dilemma?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m just lurking these days

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of perving

Yes I know you love it Babs

Ssshhhh

Have you sorted your kissing dilemma? "

No dilemma .... I want to kiss I’m going to kiss

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m just lurking these days

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of perving

Yes I know you love it Babs

Ssshhhh

Have you sorted your kissing dilemma?

No dilemma .... I want to kiss I’m going to kiss "

A woman?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m just lurking these days

There’s nothing wrong with a bit of perving

Yes I know you love it Babs

Ssshhhh

Have you sorted your kissing dilemma?

No dilemma .... I want to kiss I’m going to kiss

A woman? "

That would be telling

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

God my cat is an asshat. I’ve come to bed with my cuppa and he has cleared the bedside table being a dick, lamp has gone down the back of my bed, jewellery is on the floor, as is my candle, coaster and book.

I can’t be arsed to retrieve the lamp, tea by phone light it is

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"God my cat is an asshat. I’ve come to bed with my cuppa and he has cleared the bedside table being a dick, lamp has gone down the back of my bed, jewellery is on the floor, as is my candle, coaster and book.

I can’t be arsed to retrieve the lamp, tea by phone light it is "

This made me chuckle at least the tea is safe

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"God my cat is an asshat. I’ve come to bed with my cuppa and he has cleared the bedside table being a dick, lamp has gone down the back of my bed, jewellery is on the floor, as is my candle, coaster and book.

I can’t be arsed to retrieve the lamp, tea by phone light it is "

Asshat?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ve encountered an asshat this morning

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I’ve encountered an asshat this morning "

Was it a cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve encountered an asshat this morning

Was it a cat?"

They are arseholes not asshats

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’ve encountered an asshat this morning

Was it a cat?"

No a woman driver

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’ve encountered an asshat this morning

Was it a cat?

They are arseholes not asshats "

They can’t help it if they think the carpet is the toilet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Morning..

I'm watching kilted yoga

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Morning..

I'm watching kilted yoga "

Where have you discovered this wonder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve encountered an asshat this morning

Was it a cat?

They are arseholes not asshats

They can’t help it if they think the carpet is the toilet "

Don’t remind me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning..

I'm watching kilted yoga

Where have you discovered this wonder? "

It was on This Morning. Have a butchers on you tube

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening folks I need food and bed

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over a year ago


"Evening folks I need food and bed "

Ooo I’m cooking food and think I may have a drink tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening "

Hello you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is dry cleaning?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy."

Evening Jim how’s your bum?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening folks I need food and bed

Ooo I’m cooking food and think I may have a drink tonight "

It’s chippy tonight I should be eating in the next 45 mins. That’s if I don’t have to detour due to closed roads. It’s rained that much this afternoon the roads are flooded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo

S’up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy."

Alreyt Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all from the takeaway munchers

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Coffee and a Dairy Milk Medley here nom nom

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Coffee and a Dairy Milk Medley here nom nom "

Oh are you sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening ... wine opened here

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening

Hello you."

I'm sooooo hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Hello you.

I'm sooooo hungry!"

I’m not, I’ve eaten

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee and a Dairy Milk Medley here nom nom

Oh are you sharing? "

Nope, no, not a chance (obviously I would if you were here )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

Evening Jim how’s your bum? "

It's fine, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

Alreyt Jim "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening

Hello you.

I'm sooooo hungry!"

I've had my dinner. And I've just had a bun.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings "

Round the nethers is a whole other story though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings

Round the nethers is a whole other story though "

Morning btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, it's persistently raining outside. I hope it stops soon or I'm going to get wet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all, it's persistently raining outside. I hope it stops soon or I'm going to get wet x "

If it’s any consolation, there is no rain here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all, it's persistently raining outside. I hope it stops soon or I'm going to get wet x

If it’s any consolation, there is no rain here "

Thanks swing, that's made me feel so much better knowing you'll stay dry. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning all, it's persistently raining outside. I hope it stops soon or I'm going to get wet x

If it’s any consolation, there is no rain here

Thanks swing, that's made me feel so much better knowing you'll stay dry. X "

Always happy to help

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings

Round the nethers is a whole other story though

Morning btw "

Oh I love it around the nethers that’s why I buy it

Morning Swingaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings "

Don't get it on your balls, it'll blow 'em off. I'm not saying you have balls, Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hi "

Hello!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"hi

Hello!"

Evening Jim

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings

Don't get it on your balls, it'll blow 'em off. I'm not saying you have balls, Babs."

Oh god the secrets out!! this is how rumours start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all x "

Hello Angie

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings

Don't get it on your balls, it'll blow 'em off. I'm not saying you have balls, Babs.

Oh god the secrets out!! this is how rumours start. "

It’s ok Babs I can confirm you have boobie woobies

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all x "

Evening Angie, are you feeling any better today? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Hello Angie "

Hi babs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening Angie, are you feeling any better today? xxx"

Hi pink, yes much better today. He's been calmer so that's helped x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening all x

Evening Angie, are you feeling any better today? xxx

Hi pink, yes much better today. He's been calmer so that's helped x "

I’m glad for him and you xxx

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over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening Angie, are you feeling any better today? xxx

Hi pink, yes much better today. He's been calmer so that's helped x

I’m glad for him and you xxx"

Thanks pink. Yes it's not the best when he's so wound up. He's happily off to a Pokémon event today so it makes things easier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hi

Hello!

Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. It's Friday night and the feeling's right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message for the day .... don’t get Mint Tee Tree Body Wash in your eyes. It stings

Don't get it on your balls, it'll blow 'em off. I'm not saying you have balls, Babs.

Oh god the secrets out!! this is how rumours start. "

Oh balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening "

Eeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"hi

Hello!

Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. It's Friday night and the feeling's right."

Are you enjoying your birthday?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good morning all

I’m off to try a new place for breakfast with friends, enjoy your Saturday

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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12.04 and I’ve had a nap already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

Wake up Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Afternoon all

Wake up Babs "

It’s too hard. I need to snooze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x "

Same here Angie, although I have just dragged myself out. Currently sat in my car in a carpark, swaying about in the wind. It’s really windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x

Same here Angie, although I have just dragged myself out. Currently sat in my car in a carpark, swaying about in the wind. It’s really windy "

Be careful out there, I ventured as far as the front door and thought that was enough. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x

Same here Angie, although I have just dragged myself out. Currently sat in my car in a carpark, swaying about in the wind. It’s really windy

Be careful out there, I ventured as far as the front door and thought that was enough. X "

That’s definitely far enough

Even our weather cat is staying in today and he only ever does that in very extreme weather conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x

Same here Angie, although I have just dragged myself out. Currently sat in my car in a carpark, swaying about in the wind. It’s really windy

Be careful out there, I ventured as far as the front door and thought that was enough. X

That’s definitely far enough

Even our weather cat is staying in today and he only ever does that in very extreme weather conditions "

I don't blame him. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x

Same here Angie, although I have just dragged myself out. Currently sat in my car in a carpark, swaying about in the wind. It’s really windy

Be careful out there, I ventured as far as the front door and thought that was enough. X

That’s definitely far enough

Even our weather cat is staying in today and he only ever does that in very extreme weather conditions "

Always listen to your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all. Having a lazy day today x

Same here Angie, although I have just dragged myself out. Currently sat in my car in a carpark, swaying about in the wind. It’s really windy

Be careful out there, I ventured as far as the front door and thought that was enough. X

That’s definitely far enough

Even our weather cat is staying in today and he only ever does that in very extreme weather conditions

Always listen to your pussy "

Hard not to, he’s a noisy bugger

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Evening gang

It’s almost wine o’clock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening gang

It’s almost wine o’clock!"

Yes, I've got my bottle chilling in the fridge ready x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I’m back on the red now the weather is changing. Just missing a bar of green & blacks to go with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all

Hope you’re tucked up safely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Hope you’re tucked up safely!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. On the sofa, under a blanket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nobody says I've got a fat nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m back on the red now the weather is changing. Just missing a bar of green & blacks to go with it!"

Oh I'm having a curry with mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Hope you’re tucked up safely!"

Yes on the sofa with the remote, just trying to find something to watch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all

Hope you’re tucked up safely!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. On the sofa, under a blanket."

Squidge up then

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over a year ago


"Good evening all

Hope you’re tucked up safely!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. On the sofa, under a blanket.

Squidge up then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Evening "

Hello lovely

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Good morning chatty folk

Pink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning chatty folk

Pink x"

Good morning pink x

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning chatty folk

Pink x

Good morning pink x "

How’s things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning "

Then shut your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth "

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though "

You might be lucky and catch a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning chatty folk

Pink x

Good morning pink x

How’s things? "

Good thank you. X

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over a year ago


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though

You might be lucky and catch a train "

No the reason I can't catch a fly is cos I've got bloody good spiders...and you want to see what they've caught in there Web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning "

Don't start, they're catching x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Morning all

I’m still in bed and could quite happily stay here all day.

Or until I get hungry

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though

You might be lucky and catch a train

No the reason I can't catch a fly is cos I've got bloody good spiders...and you want to see what they've caught in there Web "

Thankfully the spiders have all gone now, they’ve been a nightmare . What have they caught?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Don't start, they're catching x "

See they've caught another

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning all

I’m still in bed and could quite happily stay here all day.

Or until I get hungry "

I need food

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Morning everyone , another day another pound (or dollar Whatever )

Oh well it's nearly xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though

You might be lucky and catch a train

No the reason I can't catch a fly is cos I've got bloody good spiders...and you want to see what they've caught in there Web

Thankfully the spiders have all gone now, they’ve been a nightmare . What have they caught? "

A total sweetie

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Moooorning

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though

You might be lucky and catch a train

No the reason I can't catch a fly is cos I've got bloody good spiders...and you want to see what they've caught in there Web

Thankfully the spiders have all gone now, they’ve been a nightmare . What have they caught?

A total sweetie "

They’ve caught you?

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Moooorning "

That's a cheery morning

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Moooorning

That's a cheery morning "

I'm over compensating coz I really don't wanna be awake. I don't know I will be for long, couldn't sleep for shit last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning you lot

I can't stop bloody yawning this morning

Then shut your mouth

Not even a fecking fly left to catch though

You might be lucky and catch a train

No the reason I can't catch a fly is cos I've got bloody good spiders...and you want to see what they've caught in there Web

Thankfully the spiders have all gone now, they’ve been a nightmare . What have they caught?

A total sweetie

They’ve caught you? "

Nah yer daft bugger...I'm a twat..

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Moooorning

That's a cheery morning

I'm over compensating coz I really don't wanna be awake. I don't know I will be for long, couldn't sleep for shit last night "

Ahhhh I see , well if U can get some shut eye im sure you will feel better for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone , another day another pound (or dollar Whatever )

Oh well it's nearly xmas "

Morning, shh don't mention the c word. Will upset the Scrooges in here lol x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning everyone , another day another pound (or dollar Whatever )

Oh well it's nearly xmas

Morning, shh don't mention the c word. Will upset the Scrooges in here lol x "

Bahhhh humbug

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Morning everyone , another day another pound (or dollar Whatever )

Oh well it's nearly xmas

Morning, shh don't mention the c word. Will upset the Scrooges in here lol x

Bahhhh humbug "

Exactly what I did it for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Hey how’s things, I’ve been lurking for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hey how’s things, I’ve been lurking for a few days "

Lurking good

It’s been an experience the last few days but I’m still alive

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey

Thread 57

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