FabSwingers.com forum: Farts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m sorry but.........

They can be sooo satisfying!! Esp a big first thing in the morning one after a big stretch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny things farts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It would be totally out of character for me if I didn't blow into a farting thread.

Love a good botty burp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as good as the "been in polite company all night" ones you let go as soon as you can.

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By *ampant Lion34Man
over a year ago

East Midlands

Can't hold what's not in your hand

Let them out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let them out - then u realise it felt warm!! Your face drops, as you can feel the impending doom!!

It’s going to be a smelly one!!

And if it’s in a crowded lift!! Look out!!

While we’re on the subject of smelly farts - why do people prefer their own flavour lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Not as good as the "been in polite company all night" ones you let go as soon as you can. "

I've been there and you look forward to getting them all out at the earliest, safest, opportunity but more often that not they have escaped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dutch Oven!!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

It's a poor arse that can't rejoice for itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As you get to a certain age, they can’t be trusted

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm particulalry fond of the step fart step fart step fart step fart phenomenon.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm particulalry fond of the step fart step fart step fart step fart phenomenon."

Oh yes!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm particulalry fond of the step fart step fart step fart step fart phenomenon.

Oh yes!!"

Or the bend-and-let-rip.

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Its been years since I've given a woman an initiation fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think its going to be a quiet one then you cough and it rips out at the speed of light by god they fuckin hurt your arse lips as they exit don't they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?

Fuzz"

I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts

You’d think I’d be used to it by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?

Fuzz

I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts

You’d think I’d be used to it by now

Is it the smell or the noise that surprises you?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

Getting the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz"

FTFM

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there's "drop and run" farts. You are walking for example down the street or in a shop aisle you drop one quicken your pace then let someone else walk straight into it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?

Fuzz

I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts

You’d think I’d be used to it by now

Is it the smell or the noise that surprises you?

Fuzz"

The noise Fuzz! He makes the cats jump!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz"

No need to blow your own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone ever surprised by their guffs, like dogs are?

Fuzz

I’m constantly surprised by husbands farts

You’d think I’d be used to it by now

Is it the smell or the noise that surprises you?

Fuzz

The noise Fuzz! He makes the cats jump!

That's what our dog does. When he farts he jumps and scuttles away looking over his shoulder with an expression that says "What the fuck was that?!?"

Fuzz

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My faithful old saying... if it doesn't pay rent evict it, the council fucking do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

Peach is the trumpet. I'm more of a trombone

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G"

Great for tuning your guitar?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we all love a good fart from time to time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G"

This has gotta be a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G

This has gotta be a wind up

I currently can manage a B sharp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G

This has gotta be a wind up

I currently can manage a B sharp. "

Sound painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G

This has gotta be a wind up

I currently can manage a B sharp.

Sound painful

^ That could be the name of the albums, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping the farts in is key to all successful relationships . . . Which is probably why I have to use this website

He the farts out is the key to ours

Fuzz

No need to blow your own trumpet

I'm practicing to fart in the right key of G

This has gotta be a wind up

I currently can manage a B sharp.

Sound painful

^ That could be the name of the albums, thanks. "

Now that’s what I call music

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