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If you go down to the woods tonight!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Saw a local advert tonight...

Basically building towards Halloween, you buy a ticket then set off through the woods (including at night) where...a host of clowns. dolls and zombies are hiding, waiting to scare the shit out of you.....

No no no no no no! No freakin' chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you !!!!.... I'm still having nightmares after watching IT !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently if you go down to our local woods there's a naked old man stomping around, I think I'd prefer clowns and zombies

Ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooooo!

Scary things can just fuck the fuck off!

I don't like halloween or horror films or anything that makes me scared!

Why just why!!!!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun. I think it would be awesome with a group of friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an old bloke round this way that walks around the woods in a wedding dress

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sounds fun. I think it would be awesome with a group of friends. "

I think it would be fun to be one of the clowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest you go in disguise!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Dogging zombies! Now that would be scary

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I think I might get carried away and as the only way to kill a zombie is to bash its head in or lop it off - I’d probably get done for attempted murder

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Been to a couple of live action Halloween events now. Great night out the first couple of times.

YouTube Mckamey Manor and see how it’s done hardcore. I would not be able to take that

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Nooooooo!

Scary things can just fuck the fuck off!

I don't like halloween or horror films or anything that makes me scared!

Why just why!!!!!?

"

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a change from the normal dogging threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do go, can you check to see if bears actually do s**t in there!

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"If you do go, can you check to see if bears actually do s**t in there! "

I believe in this particular wood, the bears actually chase you and....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw a local advert tonight...

Basically building towards Halloween, you buy a ticket then set off through the woods (including at night) where...a host of clowns. dolls and zombies are hiding, waiting to scare the shit out of you.....

No no no no no no! No freakin' chance "

that sounds amazing, the only thing you find in the woods near me is pervy old men and druggies

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Makes a change from the normal dogging threads "

Hmmm! Sometimes its crap having a weird mind, but the thought of headless women (head carried under arm) walking around the woods offering doggers bj's!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I think I might get carried away and as the only way to kill a zombie is to bash its head in or lop it off - I’d probably get done for attempted murder"

Where's my crash helmet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They advertise zombie walks for the kids in school holidays here.

Funnily enough mine have never been keen.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol "

Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...

PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol

Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...

PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection "

We accept a good thermos of tea too.

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"They advertise zombie walks for the kids in school holidays here.

Funnily enough mine have never been keen.

"

A few friends of mine are school teachers and kids were obviously shit scared by the clown scenario last year, very surprised by zombie walks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would rather not but could take pup down there he hates being made to jump and very protective to say least

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't think I could handle that at all. I still have to sleep with a friggin light on

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol

Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...

PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection

We accept a good thermos of tea too. "

I have a good thermos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They advertise zombie walks for the kids in school holidays here.

Funnily enough mine have never been keen.

A few friends of mine are school teachers and kids were obviously shit scared by the clown scenario last year, very surprised by zombie walks!"

It's all the council run stuff put on in the holidays, they do loads of fun stuff, survival camps and things overnight

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol

Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...

PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection

We accept a good thermos of tea too.

I have a good thermos "

And a brand new dating thread commences, Taff, pooch and Autumn Nights in the scary woods (should be some fab veri's coming up here )

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up "

You will be absolutely fine with Taff and Pooch, just bring a flask of tea, Taff will bring a lantern and throw himself in front of any zombies!

He is also a gentleman and would never expect sex but it is a bonus! Pooch is fine with a dog biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol

Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...

PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection

We accept a good thermos of tea too.

I have a good thermos

And a brand new dating thread commences, Taff, pooch and Autumn Nights in the scary woods (should be some fab veri's coming up here )"

Sounds rather splendid.to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up

You will be absolutely fine with Taff and Pooch, just bring a flask of tea, Taff will bring a lantern and throw himself in front of any zombies!

He is also a gentleman and would never expect sex but it is a bonus! Pooch is fine with a dog biscuit!"

I have a superb jolly powerful red light head lamp

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Think I will stay clear of the woods. Still have fears of the dark from growing up

You will be absolutely fine with Taff and Pooch, just bring a flask of tea, Taff will bring a lantern and throw himself in front of any zombies!

He is also a gentleman and would never expect sex but it is a bonus! Pooch is fine with a dog biscuit!

I have a superb jolly powerful red light head lamp "

Mobile red light district

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I am doing my best to pimp you out here Taff!

I have your back covered

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Pooch and I often walk in the woods at night I'm sure we could out spook those who would be waiting to surprise us lol

Any ladies contemplating this scary woodland challenge, contact Taff and pooch...

PS offer sex (to Taff not pooch, but bring dog biscuits) for extra protection "

Contraceptive dog biscuits?

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I recall a lad who got a summer holiday job at the Dracula museum in Whitby (its tiny!).

He had to jump out of a cupboard dressed as Dracula..

He got punched on the nose during his first few days at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I could handle that at all. I still have to sleep with a friggin light on "

Belinda Carlisle - Leave a Light On

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Saw a local advert tonight...

Basically building towards Halloween, you buy a ticket then set off through the woods (including at night) where...a host of clowns. dolls and zombies are hiding, waiting to scare the shit out of you.....

No no no no no no! No freakin' chance "

I've done this and it's great fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take weapons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliz Nelson OP   Man
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Can you take weapons?"

Are you talking about the weapons in your profile pic?

Might catch the ghoulies off guard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have yer seen the clown in Asda that hides from ugly people ???

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