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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just like the musical thread I posted but using film titles instead (didn't say I was original!!!). Because of the constraints of titles will allow 'the', 'if', 'on', 'were', 'in', 'and', etc in the hope the story flows. Looking for a who, where, when and why.

So your starter for 10 (and you think this is just thrown together!!!) is....

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just like the musical thread I posted but using film titles instead (didn't say I was original!!!). Because of the constraints of titles will allow 'the', 'if', 'on', 'were', 'in', 'and', etc in the hope the story flows. Looking for a who, where, when and why.

So your starter for 10 (and you think this is just thrown together!!!) is....

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"

Went to the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just like the musical thread I posted but using film titles instead (didn't say I was original!!!). Because of the constraints of titles will allow 'the', 'if', 'on', 'were', 'in', 'and', etc in the hope the story flows. Looking for a who, where, when and why.

So your starter for 10 (and you think this is just thrown together!!!) is....

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Went to the Biggest Little Whorehouse in Texas."

After 'swinging' by The Lttle Shop of Horrors...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Little

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Butch was wearing a Full Metal Jacket...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sundance, The man in the iron mask

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

was desperately looking for a "Saw"...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And a Fistful of dollars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a Fistful of dollars"

.... as a result of reading too much Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And a Fistful of dollars

.... as a result of reading too much Pulp Fiction"

It seemed as if he had his eyes wide shut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

looking out The rear Window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witnessed a shitty shitty gang bang...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

well it was shitty until snow white and the 7 dwarves turned up..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sensed the gang bang was a bit fake, like it was all actors, bit like The Trueman show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or the "Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead.... Part 2"

(Yep thats the real title of a real film)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But could they find The Wizard of Oz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the Road to Perdition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"on the Road to Perdition"

or was that a Bridge too Far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only way to get to brokeback mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where they found the hills alive with the Sound of Music...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where they found the hills alive with the Sound of Music..."

So they called on the Lavender Hill Mob but all they got was the Colour Purple however....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Beverley Hillbillies told them to watch out, as Them there Hills Have Eyes, and to keep an eye out for the Cold Mountain too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then,,,, Carry on up the Khyber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with a Few Good Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And The Blob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then,,,, Carry on up the Khyber"

But the King of the Khyber Rifles was forced to abdicate so in order to find out how she coped he contacted Anne of a Thousand Days and she was totally.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Then,,,, Carry on up the Khyber

But the King of the Khyber Rifles was forced to abdicate so in order to find out how she coped he contacted Anne of a Thousand Days and she was totally....."

flabbergasted to find Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the new heir to the throne. In desperation she contacted her good friend Harry Potter who suggested ...

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

flabbergasted to find Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the new heir to the throne. In desperation she contacted her good friend Harry Potter who suggested ..."

....they trap all of them in a Towering Inferno which could only be extinguished by.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

flabbergasted to find Robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the new heir to the throne. In desperation she contacted her good friend Harry Potter who suggested ...

....they trap all of them in a Towering Inferno which could only be extinguished by....."

the Scent of a Woman. Therefore

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

An officer and a gentlemen turned up and said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy "Breakfast at Tiffany's" we really make an "Odd Couple"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but she was a memeber of "High Society" and despite being a gentleman his "Kind hearts and coronets" still left her "Brassed off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the “Fried Green Tomatoes” ……..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which resulted in a small Backdraft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the Road to Mandalay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the Road to Mandalay"

where Prince Caspian jumped out in front of them dressed in a Full Metal Jacket and yelled ... goooooooooooood morninggggggggggg vietnam! Everyone ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already had a full metal jacket- pick another item of clothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicks The Mask off The Mask of Zoro and runs off chased by,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Van Helsing who is late for his Interview with a Vampire

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over a year ago

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Van Helsing who is late for his Interview with a Vampire"

and hears only the Legends of the Fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Van Helsing who is late for his Interview with a Vampire"

said 'right turn clyde'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Van Helsing who is late for his Interview with a Vampire

said 'right turn clyde'"

for some Sex in the City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Van Helsing who is late for his Interview with a Vampire

said 'right turn clyde'

for some Sex in the City"

with steptoe and son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the streets of Philadelphia with King Kong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the Lord Of the Rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was eaten by King Kong and then spat into an American Pie which people ate unknowingly, all the while saying ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was eaten by King Kong and then spat into an American Pie which people ate unknowingly, all the while saying ..."

This tastes of Snatch , is it Friday the 13th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some began to Scream, it's Insidious! Whilst others said, it tastes like Grease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then had Layer Cake for pudding , washed down with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a Shining glass of red rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then got On the Buses to Wall Street where they yelled Thunderbirds ae Go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and we'll have a stop off in the Moulin Rouge on our way to Sin City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and we'll have a stop off in the Moulin Rouge on our way to Sin City"

where its 2 fast 2 furious for Rita Sue and Bob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be Easy Riders, luckily they

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Getting back into " Herbie fully loaded"

,they drove into the dessert of Acrobarr

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

Where Sinbad .Alladin & Jasmin were having a mmassive nitemare on Elm street

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By *ssentialminx2011Couple
over a year ago

sheffield

In this nitemare were....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"In this nitemare were...."

Dracula, Frankenstein and his son, Young frankenstein, on holiday with The Addams Family, and The Munsters.

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

but the thing is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but the thing is"
they felt they had done all this before,just like Groundhog Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and they simply longed for One Fine Day whereby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and they simply longed for One Fine Day whereby "

they could go through the Sliding Doors and get a Room With A View

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But they were stopped in their tracks at the sight of 3 Musketeers and a Local hero drinking Whisky Galore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But they were stopped in their tracks at the sight of 3 Musketeers and a Local hero drinking Whisky Galore"

The Sound of Music had them all Dirty Dancing... Till Nanny McFee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until thy sobered up and remember they’d dirty danced to the sound of music already,,, so they all pulled silly faces at eachother and made crazy circling finger gestures against the sides of their heads suggesting signs of madness as if,,,, One flew over the cuckoos nest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who were a Wild Bunch of Inglorious Bastards set out on a Mission Impossible 2 find Dr Dolitle who was last reported on route to a Lost World in a Land That Time Forgot aboard a boat crewed by Jason and the Argonauts where he was hoping to find the Lone Ranger…. who

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

was Running Scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...from The Terminator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and who wouldn't be scared when you've been seen Trainspotting by the Goonies .... its not something Willie Wonker would admit to in public....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

being The Man with one red shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"being The Man with one red shoe"

for whom there was no part in the planned remake of the 1948 movie "The Red Shoes" which was originally inspired by the fairy tale of Hans Christian Andersen who didn’t like people with miss matched footwear,,,, and was mates with Amadaus who went to the same School of Rock along with Bill and Ted who were having a great adventure playing hunt the Octopussy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking down into The Deep,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking down into The Deep,,"

Throat and thinking this could be my Last Tango in Paris so Im putting on my Top Hat and spending the rest of my days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with a Free Willy hanging out of his

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before being kidnapped with Great Expectations his Wuthering Hight would be worth a Few Dollars More in Casablanca where an African Queen awaited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who was married to a Zulu, and she said, Youre only supposed to Blow the Bloody Doors Off, you Sexy Beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meanwhile…… Batman, Spiderman and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the Casino Royale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were cracking up because Scooby Doo had buggered off with those one hundred and one dalmations to

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A Weekend at Bernie's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A Weekend at Bernie's"

with a fistful of dollars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A Weekend at Bernie's

with a fistful of dollars"

Casino, lets go

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By * tallguyMan
over a year ago

near horsham

have breakfast at Tiffanys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with fried green tomatoes and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with fried green tomatoes and"
can we get there just a bit faster, its like Driving Miss daisy this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitcher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Easy, Rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bumped into Mad Max

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and the Three Amigos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turned into three fugitives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who rode Chariots of Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until the Charriot broke down, when a wheel came off, so they tried to make their escape by stealing Black Beauty, Dumbo, and an Easy Rider Chopper, but unbeknown to the fugitive trio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Herbie goes bananas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

in his pyjamas, but comes to an abrupt halt when he encounters James & the giant peach tree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Alongside Twelve Angry Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked angry but actually each had Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It was so spotless, that in fact it was a Beautiful Mind that only wanted to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Nil By Mouth because,,

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they were facing a Titanic Battle of the Bulge after eating far to much Chocolate' because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was left home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nursing “ My Left Foot” which was inadvertently trodden on by “Tarzan” who’d been aping around with “Circus Boy” tossing each others balls way up high “Where Eagles Dare” to “Reach for the Skies” far above a “Mad Mad Mad World” full of “Planes Trains and Automobiles” all seemingly intent on reaching “Monte Carlo or Bust” hoping to see “Flash Gordon” nakedly attempt...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nursing “ My Left Foot” which was inadvertently trodden on by “Tarzan” who’d been aping around with “Circus Boy” tossing each others balls way up high “Where Eagles Dare” to “Reach for the Skies” far above a “Mad Mad Mad World” full of “Planes Trains and Automobiles” all seemingly intent on reaching “Monte Carlo or Bust” hoping to see “Flash Gordon” nakedly attempt..........."

to fly solo North By North West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And going North to Alaska

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And going North to Alaska "

where he'd heard one flew over the cuckoo's nest

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

but ended up at Krakatoa East Of Java

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but ended up at Krakatoa East Of Java"

stranded, a castaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because Krakatoa East Of Java is a glaring cinematic mistake as it really west of Java,,,, so he was totally "lost"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost and still naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost and still naked"

in the Land Where Time Stood Still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where it was expected to be “50 Degrees below Zero”, “The Day After Tomorrow” so not a good place to be naked without .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where it was expected to be “50 Degrees below Zero”, “The Day After Tomorrow” so not a good place to be naked without ........."
Planes trains and automobiles to help,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

reach The Final Destination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which was still someway off, as the “Iron Maiden” continued pulling the “Orient Express” towards “The End Of the Line” in readiness for the “Terminator” to dispatch the old train to “Shangri-La” via a scrap yard owned by the “Shameless” “Casey Jones “ who’d recently been observed showing a lack of “True Grit” when found "Screaming" over and over again “How Green Was My Valley” and asking if there was “Doctor in the House” because “The Slime” was dripping from his “Slasher” nevertheless “Help” was at hand in the shape of…………

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Crossing Guard, Jack Nicholson,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying hello to Will Hay in Oh Mr. Porter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who was boarding The Titanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which was only possible due to the repetitive "Raising of the Titanic" which I believe has now been done 4 times so far, including this one, thus making the last person to use it the "Third Man" and that’s all a bit of a “Carry on at your Convenience” if you ask me, or as the Donkey from "Winnie the Pooh” might say….."Eeyore" – "Eeyore" – "Eeyorelways says that" ........before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

joining The Last Boy Scout on a.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Rivers Wild” adventure celebrating being “ Born Free” like all “The Animals of Farthing Wood” although sometimes the emotion gets the better of him, causing.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a Shawshank Redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

type scenario resulting in “Anger Management ” “Therapy” followed by a relaxing “Holiday” at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hotel Exotica, where......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brighton Rock

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

got Deep Throat ed by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Tootsie” who’d now become a fully fledged “Graduate” of the “Dark Art” during a road trip with “Pricilla Queen of the Desert” who was not in favour “Nil by Mouth” sexual practice and loved nothing more than

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

going Back to the Future, to discover......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what “Shaft” lubrication was favoured by “The Three Gay Caballeros! who were well renowned for their triple entry techniques which was always accompanied by the infamous war-cry of “Geronimo”……”Never Mind the Quality Feel the Width”.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thelma & Louise....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what “Shaft” lubrication was favoured by “The Three Gay Caballeros! who were well renowned for their triple entry techniques which was always accompanied by the infamous war-cry of “Geronimo”……”Never Mind the Quality Feel the Width”....... "
of A Few Good Men

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

who worked in the best little whorehouse in texas

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over a year ago

with their "Privates on Parade"......

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over a year ago

Carry on Sergeant came the order from........

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham


"Carry on Sergeant came the order from........"
the man who fell to earth

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"Carry on Sergeant came the order from........the man who fell to earth

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in a highly bizarre “cocoon” fashioned from “Moby Dicks” foreskin and the unwashed gusset of “Barbarellas” jump suit…..

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over a year ago

and a large dose of The Tommyknockers, resulting in.....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

someone telling "Porkies"

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over a year ago

about The Little Shop of Horrors, so much so that.......

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over a year ago

in a random display of protest “Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs” took off all their clothes and....

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over a year ago

And gang banged Candy

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over a year ago

who never resisted, as she was quite familiar with those sort of situations in her career as porn “Movie Star” even though she’d just recovered from a role-play scenario involving lengths of “Rawhide” a big bowl full of raspberry "Blancmange", and a female transvestite of german origin who intrestingly chose to wear a “Rupert the Bear” costume while singing “ You cant Stop The Music” prior to adopting a brace position and yelling "Please Sir" spear me with your.......

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over a year ago

Bradford


"who never resisted, as she was quite familiar with those sort of situations in her career as porn “Movie Star” even though she’d just recovered from a role-play scenario involving lengths of “Rawhide” a big bowl full of raspberry "Blancmange", and a female transvestite of german origin who intrestingly chose to wear a “Rupert the Bear” costume while singing “ You cant Stop The Music” prior to adopting a brace position and yelling "Please Sir" spear me with your......."

"Big", "Lethal Weapon".

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over a year ago


" "Big", "Lethal Weapon"."

which I hear is not really that big after-all, and why you keep it firmly hidden behind “Superman” underpants, because, although you are a “Hulk” of a man you’ve only got a “Tom Thumb” size needle-dick, so I’d prefer to “Slither” up and down “King Arthur’s” “Lancelot” rather than "Squirm" over your “Lethal Weapon 2" get a "Jolly roger"......

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over a year ago

...But don't be a menace to society while drinking your juice in the hood and hit the two lane black top

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over a year ago

on a Dog Day Afternoon, avoiding........

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"on a Dog Day Afternoon, avoiding........"

a Duel with Mad Max

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over a year ago

and The Man with the Golden Gun, who........

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"and The Man with the Golden Gun, who........"

In the Heat of the Night ...

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By *4FantasyCouple
over a year ago

Spalding

was looking for some "Snatch"

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

to take on “Summer Holiday” by a “Blue lagoon” far from “Wall Street ” and the “Flashdance” “Crazy Gang” led by a rampant “Elf” nick-named "Stuart-Little" because of......

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

his little stick of brighton rock

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over a year ago

which refered to the "Rockhard" confectionery and should not be mistaken for “The Rock” where the “Bird man of Alcatraz “ was “Banged-up” with “3 Hard Men” and a few “Clueless” arse “ Bandits” who took turns dressing up as Charlie’s Angels, hoping to find “The Road to Enlightenment” when getting their “Black Hole” pounded so much, it felt like being subjected to an “Earthquake” and a “Volcano” at the same time……….

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