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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!"

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to sit him down and explain cutlery etiquette

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

At least you are teaching him to use cutlery !!

The amount of children who just use one utensil like a shovel !!

Ps he sounds like great fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!"

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... "

That's pretty damn smart for a 3 year old. The kid has logic!!

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... "
as the wise old Italian would say " I wanna fork onna table now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!"

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... "

Your child is funny.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's funny kids do say the funniest things. I,m off to the cutlery drawer to check the prongs on my forks XXX

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"That's funny kids do say the funniest things. I,m off to the cutlery drawer to check the prongs on my forks XXX"

Tines.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... as the wise old Italian would say " I wanna fork onna table now ""

"You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seafood before lunch.... Oh lordy

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... as the wise old Italian would say " I wanna fork onna table now "

"You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!" "
I dont a know the waitress and she call me a son ofa bitch am offa to Italy arriverdeci x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

OP, show your son the two Ronnie sketch 'fork handles'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!"

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... "

He's an intelligent kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we're sat in a cafe and my 3 year old is doing his nut. He's currently freaking out because the forks have 3 prongs instead of 4.

Everytime someone says the word "fork" he replies indignantly "No! It's a threek!!"

I can't wait for this kid to be old enough to use Twitter and Tumblr.... "

Absolutely love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's funny kids do say the funniest things. I,m off to the cutlery drawer to check the prongs on my forks XXX

Tines."

Two tines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

My 2 kids play with a little lad down the road, I say little... he's 9 and quite a stocky build, everybody calls him Jimbo, except my 3yr old who calls him Jumbo, I admit I snigger to myself when she says it, I'm a bad man

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