FabSwingers.com forum: It said what?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are struck by lightning and in an amazing twist of fate, can now hear your genitals talking to you.

What are they saying right now?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

shut it and go to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave me alone!! Stop choking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even think of flashing these in public until the swelling goes down....

But on the plus side it certainly beats shaving or veet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will do anything for attention

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Mumble mumble mumble......they appear to be talking quietly amongst themselves....or it could be these panties are too tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mumble mumble mumble......they appear to be talking quietly amongst themselves....or it could be these panties are too tight."

Look after me today MrB, and I'll look after you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on ...you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean your underpants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean your underpants!

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shut it and go to sleep!

Funnily enough that’s what mine should have said

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Well my foof had a lot to say for herself yesterday, but you already know what that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm drowning in juice here

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

"My name is Stuart and I assure you I can speak.

And lately I find myself astounded

At the sort of company you keep.

Something further I must mention

Of this fact I cannot understand.

Is your insatiable attention

at annoying me with your hand.

And in closing may I offer

this point must be succinct...

My purpose is for procreation

And not facilitating in your sin"

My penis enjoys classic punk.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Haven't you had enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god it's not that time again. I've a good mind to cover your face with hot wax you bitch".

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

“Take a sickie, take a sickie...

TAKE A SICKIE!!!!!!!!!

Tut, your so bloody sensible!”

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"“Take a sickie, take a sickie...

TAKE A SICKIE!!!!!!!!!

Tut, your so bloody sensible!”

Nah, I've got a job in Reading today....

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Play with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank me.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Give me a haircut and feed me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my foof had a lot to say for herself yesterday, but you already know what that was

Some of it was a bit muffled though

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm thirsty!!!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

This morning mine would most likely say

stop farting woman!

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Oh god it's not that time again. I've a good mind to cover your face with hot wax you bitch".

That’s one aggressive foof

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

That one there. Or that one. Or that one......

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well my foof had a lot to say for herself yesterday, but you already know what that was

Some of it was a bit muffled though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my foof had a lot to say for herself yesterday, but you already know what that was

Some of it was a bit muffled though

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"“Take a sickie, take a sickie...

TAKE A SICKIE!!!!!!!!!

Tut, your so bloody sensible!”

She’s now sulking and not talking to me

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