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What's the matter can you not get a meet there too? | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there! "Me too. I am actually frigid though | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there! "Snap! But for entirely different reasons to here. | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Snap! But for entirely different reasons to here. "I'm not anymore,my needs are the same on both now,which is a relationship!  | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Me too. I am actually frigid though "Me too but that is my second life this is my private one hehe. | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Me too. I am actually frigid though "I bloody knew there had to be a reason you were resisting me! You'd take me if I brought biscuits, right? | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" You're a real charmer, I'm suprised knickers aren't dropping everywhere! | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Me too. I am actually frigid though
I bloody knew there had to be a reason you were resisting me! You'd take me if I brought biscuits, right? "No I'm on a diet | |||
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"Why do so many men have this self entitled attitude in this day and age, no wonder I am turned away from meeting and sex as a whole, a lot of men seem to show their true colours about what and how they think about women, and personally I think it is disgusting "Go girl  | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Me too. I am actually frigid though "I am on POF, steel knickers on there, it's a fucking dating site not Instashag!  | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" I wonder if the OP says the same about Fab women on other sites?  | |||
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"Does anyone know what a gcoh is? Green Cock On Head "Bwahaha! | |||
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"Why do so many men have this self entitled attitude in this day and age, no wonder I am turned away from meeting and sex as a whole, a lot of men seem to show their true colours about what and how they think about women, and personally I think it is disgusting
Go girl "It's true though isn't it, thread after thread just show men who have contempt against women and they can't even conceal the fact. Or should I say they have so much contempt that that can't even be arsed disguising it any more
It's a great filter though, I just hope more women lurk the forums and see how some men really think and keep their legs clamped shut!  | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Me too. I am actually frigid though
I am on POF, steel knickers on there, it's a fucking dating site not Instashag! "Haha me too.... third date rule and everything | |||
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"Does anyone know what a gcoh is? " Gigantic cock on heat? | |||
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"Thinking the OP has enjoyed his unexplained rant and it hiding now" He's on pof slagging us off | |||
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"Thinking the OP has enjoyed his unexplained rant and it hiding now He's on pof slagging us off "I guessed that but still should of explained his issues like a man not a baby | |||
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"I got loads of shag of POF so...." Some lovely male models on there too.....  | |||
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"I got loads of shag of POF so.... Some lovely male models on there too..... "Oh? Lots of research? | |||
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"I got loads of shag of POF so.... Some lovely male models on there too..... "Haha yes | |||
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"Why do so many men have this self entitled attitude in this day and age, no wonder I am turned away from meeting and sex as a whole, a lot of men seem to show their true colours about what and how they think about women, and personally I think it is disgusting
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It's true though isn't it, thread after thread just show men who have contempt against women and they can't even conceal the fact. Or should I say they have so much contempt that that can't even be arsed disguising it any more
It's a great filter though, I just hope more women lurk the forums and see how some men really think and keep their legs clamped shut! " It's sad. | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" Your profile update describes you better than I ever could............ | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Your profile update describes you better than I ever could............" You mean status. How do I know? Cos I was going to state that his status says it all | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Your profile update describes you better than I ever could............" I may have tinkled a little  | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Your profile update describes you better than I ever could............ You mean status. How do I know? Cos I was going to state that his status says it all "Dammit lol | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" Alright fella, calm yourself. Don't want to be giving yourself a high BP now. Besides. It's a dating site not a quick fuck site. I'm sure you will charm someone...or not | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" So why post on here moaning about it then? Just delete account there, it's not rocket science! | |||
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"Why do so many men have this self entitled attitude in this day and age, no wonder I am turned away from meeting and sex as a whole, a lot of men seem to show their true colours about what and how they think about women, and personally I think it is disgusting
Go girl
It's true though isn't it, thread after thread just show men who have contempt against women and they can't even conceal the fact. Or should I say they have so much contempt that that can't even be arsed disguising it any more
It's a great filter though, I just hope more women lurk the forums and see how some men really think and keep their legs clamped shut! "These men are nothing more than misogynistic idiots, alienating the very people they say they are wanting to meet. | |||
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"Why do so many men have this self entitled attitude in this day and age, no wonder I am turned away from meeting and sex as a whole, a lot of men seem to show their true colours about what and how they think about women, and personally I think it is disgusting
Go girl
It's true though isn't it, thread after thread just show men who have contempt against women and they can't even conceal the fact. Or should I say they have so much contempt that that can't even be arsed disguising it any more
It's a great filter though, I just hope more women lurk the forums and see how some men really think and keep their legs clamped shut!
These men are nothing more than misogynistic idiots, alienating the very people they say they are wanting to meet."END OF THREAD LMAO... | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" You spelt that wrong 'Entitled load of dicks' | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids You spelt that wrong 'Entitled load of dicks' " God dammit! Thought I'd sorted this entitled thread, then you posted | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids You spelt that wrong 'Entitled load of dicks' God dammit! Thought I'd sorted this entitled thread, then you posted "(Do I dare post this reply) | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there! "Got over the boyfriend quickly then! | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then! "Ouch | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" Here is a fist full of full stops to keep you going .................................. I know you'll take it with goodwill as you have a good cence of humour | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" I'd say you are doing something wrong either on profile or messages. I find getting a reply on there much easier than fab. Different sites with different expectations from the ladies. I think being on fab it can make you too eagre to get into sex stuff on pof. So you bring it up way to soon. It's just tayloring your approach to the site and having different expectations is what's needed. Happy to have a look at your profile and give you feedback if you pm the link. | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch"Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating' So yeah... | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Me too. I am actually frigid though "Me to | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch
Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating'
So yeah..."Touché! | |||
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"You mean that dating site, not to be confused with Instashag?" Is there such a site????? | |||
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"You know what. You men go on about how fucking boring and rude us ladies are, not replying, time wasting and such There are some men who are just as fucking bad and who play games. So no, we aren't boring and frigid we are just cautious and immune to bull shit. Always us ladies who are labelled as the tease and such, fuck that. Men are far worse." I came on fab when it first started, left for years due to relationship and back on now. I would say that women are a lot harder to meet or get any reply from now than about 9 years ago when I quit the site. Saying that I don't think it's fair to blame the women. They have to develop a tough skin on here and other sites because guys are getting ruder and pushier. The anonymity of the Internet is also breeding a much nastier behaviour where people say things on here they wouldn't dare in real life. I have in the past set up a fem profile with no real details or pictures on. Not to waste time but to see what women get in their mailbox so I can make my messages stand out. Never replied to anyone and only had the profile up a few days. Is an eye opening experience to see the crap women go through. You get swamped with messages minutes after opening. Mainly the same 4 messages or variations on them. And some are almost scary how the guys think they can treat a woman. I think as a of thumb guys should re read their messages beside sending and think what would they think of it if it was theur gf/wife/sister /friend getting that message. Would you still send it then? | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch
Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating'
So yeah..."Wouldn't mind seeing your pof profile
Been wanting to date someone up for swinging for 20 years but everyone I meet wouldn't even consider it. Plus it's always an awkward conversation to try and get in when your dating a woman. Always have that worry about am I going to screw this up and have her think I'm a perv when I say I want to swing and watch her fuck other men | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch
Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating'
So yeah...
Wouldn't mind seeing your pof profile
Been wanting to date someone up for swinging for 20 years but everyone I meet wouldn't even consider it. Plus it's always an awkward conversation to try and get in when your dating a woman. Always have that worry about am I going to screw this up and have her think I'm a perv when I say I want to swing and watch her fuck other men "If only you did actually look like Tom Hardy | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" sweepingstatements.com | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids You spelt that wrong 'Entitled load of dicks' God dammit! Thought I'd sorted this entitled thread, then you posted
(Do I dare post this reply) "Bloody hell NOOOO... | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" I'll have to take your word for it. Isn't it a dating sight though? You should've gone to I'mnotafrigidhitmeup.co.uk.com/Europe instead | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids I'll have to take your word for it. Isn't it a dating sight though? You should've gone to I'mnotafrigidhitmeup.co.uk.com/Europe instead " | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch
Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating'
So yeah...
Wouldn't mind seeing your pof profile
Been wanting to date someone up for swinging for 20 years but everyone I meet wouldn't even consider it. Plus it's always an awkward conversation to try and get in when your dating a woman. Always have that worry about am I going to screw this up and have her think I'm a perv when I say I want to swing and watch her fuck other men "I do mention the term non-vanilla on my Pof profile | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" Is there a forum type thing on pof? If so did you post a similar thread there about fab? | |||
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"Haven't heard the word fridgid sinse i was in school
What's the matter can you not get a meet there too? " | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Is there a forum type thing on pof? If so did you post a similar thread there about fab? " There is indeed,I haven't used the forums for year's. It's not easily found on there for some reason. | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Is there a forum type thing on pof? If so did you post a similar thread there about fab? There is indeed,I haven't used the forums for year's. It's not easily found on there for some reason." I think it's gone, I couldn't find it. | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Is there a forum type thing on pof? If so did you post a similar thread there about fab? There is indeed,I haven't used the forums for year's. It's not easily found on there for some reason. I think it's gone, I couldn't find it." Oh right let me have a look... | |||
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"What is a fridgids anyway is it like a mini fridge " I'm going to copyright that now for the brand name for my new range of minibars! | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids Is there a forum type thing on pof? If so did you post a similar thread there about fab? There is indeed,I haven't used the forums for year's. It's not easily found on there for some reason. I think it's gone, I couldn't find it. Oh right let me have a look..." If you go into the desktop version choose one of the events at the bottom,go into Detailed thread event you'll see the UK forums there... | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,, "Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight "No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance.... Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
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"Boring load of fridgids" And if they'd said 'yes' they'd be slags,no doubt. | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Weren’t most of the deckhands girls pretending to be boys in those days? "No-no...... the cabin boys other duties were sitting in the barrel with a hole in the side...... think of it as ye Olde glory hole
This is all true | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,, "Does it involve a "friend" (cough cough)of yours  | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Does it involve a "friend" (cough cough)of yours "Think of a place Sam and I don't mean a location | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,, "I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it... | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it..."That would be the same story | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it...
That would be the same story "Oh what day were you in the...cough..couldn't use the barrel? | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it...
That would be the same story
Oh what day were you in the...cough..couldn't use the barrel? "Do I look like ordinary seaman | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it...
That would be the same story
Oh what day were you in the...cough..couldn't use the barrel?
Do I look like ordinary seaman "You saying your too big to get in the barrel? | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it...
That would be the same story
Oh what day were you in the...cough..couldn't use the barrel?
Do I look like ordinary seaman
You saying your too big to get in the barrel? "The sixe of the hole was only suitable for needle dicks like you | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
"Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
I can tell you a fishy story that involves a barrel with a hole in it...
That would be the same story
Oh what day were you in the...cough..couldn't use the barrel?
Do I look like ordinary seaman
You saying your too big to get in the barrel?
The size of the hole was only suitable for huge dicks like you "FIFY | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" I fecking despair. | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids I fecking despair." Well here I was thinking this was instashag lol | |||
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"Boring load of fridgids" So YOU didn't get what YOU want so you're blaming everyone else on there and firing abuse at them. Still, I'm sure this post of yours will pay you bountiful dividends as you'll have a queue of concerned FAB members lining up to massage your bruised ego... | |||
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"Does anyone know what a gcoh is? " Something to do with gas central heating? | |||
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"Does anyone know what a gcoh is? Something to do with gas central heating?" no idea but reading through the thread it would appear that OP is alienating himself from the very people he wishes to meet lol. | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy "It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ...... The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process .... | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ...."ewwww | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ....ewwww"You've got to hope it not true ...... But I've heard the same tail in many countries ....... Maybe it not always a nail ..... I suppose a hook would be easier | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ....ewwww
You've got to hope it not true ......
But I've heard the same tail in many countries .......
Maybe it not always a nail ..... I suppose a hook would be easier "an anal hook?? | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ....ewwww
You've got to hope it not true ......
But I've heard the same tail in many countries .......
Maybe it not always a nail ..... I suppose a hook would be easier an anal hook??"Well you need to be facing the underside of the fish so that would rule out that option | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch
Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating'
So yeah...
Wouldn't mind seeing your pof profile
Been wanting to date someone up for swinging for 20 years but everyone I meet wouldn't even consider it. Plus it's always an awkward conversation to try and get in when your dating a woman. Always have that worry about am I going to screw this up and have her think I'm a perv when I say I want to swing and watch her fuck other men
I do mention the term non-vanilla on my Pof profile "You do. Most don't. I've seen a few profiles that are for the same people on both and their pof one wouldn't let you think they were absolute angels who wait until 5th date to play... | |||
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"Charming! I'm on there!
Got over the boyfriend quickly then!
Ouch
Not really,he wasn't my boyfriend yet,we were still 'dating'. I was a little hesitant on making it official. I've only known him a couple of months and only just reopened my profile,hoping to get him out of my head after he finished our 'exclusive so to speak dating'
So yeah...
Wouldn't mind seeing your pof profile
Been wanting to date someone up for swinging for 20 years but everyone I meet wouldn't even consider it. Plus it's always an awkward conversation to try and get in when your dating a woman. Always have that worry about am I going to screw this up and have her think I'm a perv when I say I want to swing and watch her fuck other men
If only you did actually look like Tom Hardy "I do if I shave my head and wear a gimp mask like he does in batman | |||
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"i tended to get banned alot on their " crikey what for lol | |||
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"i tended to get banned alot on their crikey what for lol" saying it like it is.. i rise to the bait and have to have the last word in 
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"i tended to get banned alot on their crikey what for lol saying it like it is.. i rise to the bait and have to have the last word in
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"Is it just us? Or is anyone else awaiting a reply from the OP?" lol he'll be unlos soon | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy "A cabin man surely? Or maybe a cave man | |||
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"You know what. You men go on about how fucking boring and rude us ladies are, not replying, time wasting and such There are some men who are just as fucking bad and who play games. So no, we aren't boring and frigid we are just cautious and immune to bull shit. Always us ladies who are labelled as the tease and such, fuck that. Men are far worse." AMEN TO THIS !!!!! | |||
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"Boring? I wouldn't say that, I had a very interesting young lady say she wanted to poke me with knives, needles and branding irons. " You should take her up on that. Sounds fun. | |||
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"Boring? I wouldn't say that, I had a very interesting young lady say she wanted to poke me with knives, needles and branding irons. " Question is did you take her up on the offer? | |||
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"Boring? I wouldn't say that, I had a very interesting young lady say she wanted to poke me with knives, needles and branding irons. You should take her up on that. Sounds fun. "This was a couple of years ago, not really my thing, but she was interesting to talk to. | |||
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"Boring? I wouldn't say that, I had a very interesting young lady say she wanted to poke me with knives, needles and branding irons. Question is did you take her up on the offer?" I did not. I prefer keeping my skin intact. | |||
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"Boring? I wouldn't say that, I had a very interesting young lady say she wanted to poke me with knives, needles and branding irons. Question is did you take her up on the offer? I did not. I prefer keeping my skin intact." Wise decision | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ....ewwww
You've got to hope it not true ......
But I've heard the same tail in many countries .......
Maybe it not always a nail ..... I suppose a hook would be easier an anal hook??
Well you need to be facing the underside of the fish so that would rule out that option " if he's gone to all that trouble I'd want to try and warm it up a bit too. Cold wet fish hole doesn't sound so sexy | |||
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"You know what. You men go on about how fucking boring and rude us ladies are, not replying, time wasting and such There are some men who are just as fucking bad and who play games. So no, we aren't boring and frigid we are just cautious and immune to bull shit. Always us ladies who are labelled as the tease and such, fuck that. Men are far worse. AMEN TO THIS !!!!! " | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ....ewwww
You've got to hope it not true ......
But I've heard the same tail in many countries .......
Maybe it not always a nail ..... I suppose a hook would be easier an anal hook??
Well you need to be facing the underside of the fish so that would rule out that option
if he's gone to all that trouble I'd want to try and warm it up a bit too. Cold wet fish hole doesn't sound so sexy "No-no the fish is still alive .... just a quick hosing out and its ends up on the plate for supper | |||
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"I could tell you a story about deep sea fisherman back in the olden days..... and maybe still done now too..... It involves a sexually frustrated fisherman a wooden mast....... a hammer ,,,, a nail......and a boner,,,,,,
Did he use the hammer and nail to hollow out the inside of the mast and use it as a primitive fleshlight
No you nail the fish to the wooden mast to stop it struggling or if the weather is causing you to lose you balance....
Theses were long lonely voyagers with no females aboard
Is he doing what I think he's doing with a fish? Think I'd rather a cabin boy
It's meant to be a true story ....... not that I have first hand experience but apparently a Skate has an opening not dissimilar to a women ......
The nail keeps it hanging at a comfortable height ...... I'm told the fish is alive during the process ....ewwww
You've got to hope it not true ......
But I've heard the same tail in many countries .......
Maybe it not always a nail ..... I suppose a hook would be easier an anal hook??
Well you need to be facing the underside of the fish so that would rule out that option
if he's gone to all that trouble I'd want to try and warm it up a bit too. Cold wet fish hole doesn't sound so sexy ""Cold wet fish hole" Reminds me of an ex... | |||
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