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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

What do you own?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Why do you want to borrow one?

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Why do you want to borrow one? "

No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ave got a icecream cornet one. actually got a pic of me somewhere wearing it

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

We have....

angels

vicars

cat

policeman

nurse

C3P0

indiana jones

school boy

school girl

headmistress

pirates

and more but.....

im stopping now as its beginning to sound like some naughty fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've got a

a diver and a surfer outfit

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

What the!!! C3PO ???

And that is for what exactly????

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig"

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"What the!!! C3PO ???

And that is for what exactly???? "

It was cheap so we got it for a laugh......I don't have a robot fetish

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"ave got a icecream cornet one. actually got a pic of me somewhere wearing it

"

Now that should be on your profile hun

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

"

That is too kinky for words!!!!!

I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you want to borrow one?

No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one. "

Your mates with pope john paul

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

That is too kinky for words!!!!!

I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!! "

wonder where you put the lube

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Why do you want to borrow one?

No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one.

Your mates with pope john paul "

Bad experience that! Went in the Irish national club in Batley west Yorkshire dressed as Ian P anf popie and asked where the jonnie machine was on a new years eave pub crawl!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

That is too kinky for words!!!!!

I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!

wonder where you put the lube "

All over!!

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Why do you want to borrow one?

No im being nosey. I have an Ian paisley one which used to go well with my mate pope John Paul one and also got a Big Bad Wolf one.

Your mates with pope john paul "

Bad experience that! Went in the Irish national club in Batley west Yorkshire dressed as Ian P and popie and asked where the jonnie machine was on a new years eave pub crawl!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

That is too kinky for words!!!!!

I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!

wonder where you put the lube

All over!! "

thats just plain kinky!

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

That is too kinky for words!!!!!

I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!

wonder where you put the lube

All over!!

thats just plain kinky!"

Jeeesssssss what about the sharp edges! Like having sex with a baked been can!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"do u own a fancy dress shop per chance

and wots a cp thingymajig

No just sort of collected it over the years

C3P0 is that robot from star wars

That is too kinky for words!!!!!

I hope you don't do robot nookie!!!!!

wonder where you put the lube

All over!!

thats just plain kinky!

Jeeesssssss what about the sharp edges! Like having sex with a baked been can!!!! "

hey I used to play rugby too, butnever had sex with a baked bean can - one has to ask how do you know what its like though?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish"

I now a man with a wooden leg if ya interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish"

oh rrrrrrr me hearty....shiver me timber

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish

I now a man with a wooden leg if ya interested "

LMAO Does he look like Jack Sparrow though?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish

I now a man with a wooden leg if ya interested "

we met him at Chams

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish

I now a man with a wooden leg if ya interested

we met him at Chams "

mine has a parrot does yours???

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I don't have a robot fetish!!!

I have a pirate fetish

I now a man with a wooden leg if ya interested

we met him at Chams

mine has a parrot does yours???"

no just a young bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.

Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.

Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing "

Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.

Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing

Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other "

Not quite sure why you are shocked

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.

Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing

Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other

Not quite sure why you are shocked "

He he he he you was sat on the fence with your reply there thats all lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.

Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing

Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other

Not quite sure why you are shocked

He he he he you was sat on the fence with your reply there thats all lmao

"

Never had splinters in me arse and never will

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"We dont own a single one and never will as we both hate the very notion.

Fully understand why people enjoy it but we would rather gargle with Domestos than do the fancy dress thing

Well thats a shock i thought you might have an opinion one way or the other

Not quite sure why you are shocked

He he he he you was sat on the fence with your reply there thats all lmao

Never had splinters in me arse and never will "

You just want to see mr in my impending gladiators outfit your just in denial lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I want to see the gladiator outfit too

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"I want to see the gladiator outfit too "

Want a proper leather one not of your plastic tac you know

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I want to see the gladiator outfit too

Want a proper leather one not of your plastic tac you know "

Oh I thought you already it! when you find a proper leather one you'll have to take a pic and stick it your profile

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"I want to see the gladiator outfit too

Want a proper leather one not of your plastic tac you know

Oh I thought you already it! when you find a proper leather one you'll have to take a pic and stick it your profile

"

He he he when i get i will

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have a roman slave girl out fit...any good?

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"i have a roman slave girl out fit...any good? "

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats a big Yessssssssssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have....

angels

nurse

school girl

headmistress

and more but.....

im stopping now as its beginning to sound like some naughty fantasy "

Your right...... please continue!!

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"We have....

angels

nurse

school girl

headmistress

and more but.....

im stopping now as its beginning to sound like some naughty fantasy

Your right...... please continue!! "

And your sponge bob square pants? You lost you sponge mate! Good job there was plenty of soap left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it attack Notts night?? If so, lets be clear lol...

Any particular rules??

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Is it attack Notts night?? If so, lets be clear lol...

Any particular rules?? "

Ok ok you can be Patrick the starfish!! But you will have to loose the soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lost me with the squar pants... Soap and sponges lol.. clearly something your more familiar with.. And what you do with your starfish is up to you mate....

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"You lost me with the squar pants... Soap and sponges lol.. clearly something your more familiar with.. And what you do with your starfish is up to you mate.... "

You haven't seen sponge bob square pants??? Google him lol. Best kids cartoon about these days. Its not derogatory as he has a huge fan club honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids TV lol... Blimey, can't be here and watch stuff like that!... maybe I should be though... I'm falling behind here lol

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"Kids TV lol... Blimey, can't be here and watch stuff like that!... maybe I should be though... I'm falling behind here lol "

Look through your argos catalogue he is bigger than arsenal on bedspreads. mind that isn't hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a Hannibal Lecter mask and doctors coat covered in blood but might get one like in the film The Hills Have Eyes

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone


"[Removed by poster at 10/08/09 18:14:57]"

He he he they missed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got 3 diffrent nurse ones, a copper one a nun one and a maid one

the chav one is every day wear for me ta

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sponge Bob Square Pants

Ive got bored of him now but he was good in his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got quite a few including the 118 costumes the strangest one was from a swinging horror party freddie kruger (bloody good night though) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blues brother outfit.......... not particularly sexy, but your out with about 20 others all dressed up the same pretty impressive lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sponge Bob Square Pants

Ive got bored of him now but he was good in his day "

you should be taken out and publicly flogged!

Sponge Bob rules....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We each have an Amy Winehouse and I (Bob) have a Freddy Mercury outfit, not to mention the his and hers schoolgirl/boy kit

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By *resh freddie OP   Man
over a year ago

Penistone

I am now looking for a full suit of armour, anyone got one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont own any....

But always fancied bieng a busty serving wench or..............

one of them ostriches....

looks like ya riding it, (in a clean way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would be the only ostrich with fat legs lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Cleopatra outfit that cost a bomb but I need someone to be my Mark Anthony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:

Dear Sir,

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.

We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.

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over a year ago

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