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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

well, who deserves this award.... Granny will award the prize in a very special ceremony

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"well, who deserves this award.... Granny will award the prize in a very special ceremony"

What are the categories?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"well, who deserves this award.... Granny will award the prize in a very special ceremony

What are the categories?"
One Granny 1 for being a clear communicator

Granny No2 for being a good shag

Granny No 3 for superior wit

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"well, who deserves this award.... Granny will award the prize in a very special ceremony

What are the categories?One Granny 1 for being a clear communicator

Granny No2 for being a good shag

Granny No 3 for superior wit "

damn thats me out then

oh oh can i be a judge instaed

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"well, who deserves this award.... Granny will award the prize in a very special ceremony

What are the categories?One Granny 1 for being a clear communicator

Granny No2 for being a good shag

Granny No 3 for superior wit

damn thats me out then

oh oh can i be a judge instaed "
'

You should be nominated for wit and also for Granny 4... Resistance to Alcohol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind who gets the Granny Awards but can I buy a posh frock and hang about on the red carpet please?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I don't mind who gets the Granny Awards but can I buy a posh frock and hang about on the red carpet please? "
Sure Frock will come along without having to be bought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind who gets the Granny Awards but can I buy a posh frock and hang about on the red carpet please? Sure Frock will come along without having to be bought"

Fabby a Frock-off and on!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

im practising my "im so happy for them winning " smile whilist cursing with out my lips moving lol !!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"im practising my "im so happy for them winning " smile whilist cursing with out my lips moving lol !! "
Who would you like to nominate and for what category?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

okies

fabio for being clear communicator

mushy and funky for wit

now the fantsic shag ..hmmmmm i cant really say as very indescreat !! i never kiss and tell but def one or two in mind . phew has it go hot in here ???

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"okies

fabio for being clear communicator

mushy and funky for wit

now the fantsic shag ..hmmmmm i cant really say as very indescreat !! i never kiss and tell but def one or two in mind . phew has it go hot in here ??? "

Can I judge the female entrants?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohhh im just gonna nick a bottle of bubble,grab a handsome suited/kilted guy and get wicked with him under the tables while the speaches go on ...hehe !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wouldnt mind judging the best shag

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Sensual, Ahabs you got the right idea...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"i wouldnt mind judging the best shag "
Wouldnt we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Granny know about this?

You'll be for the high jump if she finds out- makes Sure she is on the list, Aphrodite, everyone knows what happened to Sleeping Beauty

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Does Granny know about this?

You'll be for the high jump if she finds out- makes Sure she is on the list, Aphrodite, everyone knows what happened to Sleeping Beauty"
Oh sugar... I thought Granny was the one to give out the prizes since the award is in her name... You reckon I am in trouble still?

PS Which prince is going to kiss me then xx

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Does Granny know about this?

You'll be for the high jump if she finds out- makes Sure she is on the list, Aphrodite, everyone knows what happened to Sleeping BeautyOh sugar... I thought Granny was the one to give out the prizes since the award is in her name... You reckon I am in trouble still?

PS Which prince is going to kiss me then xx"

coff coff yoooohoooo.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

after much deliberation ive have narrowed my nominations down to

for wit ...funky, wishy and mr now

clear communications .... fabio, view and iconic

best shag ... sorry gonna be biased and say mr a

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

can we have the funniest post award to, as ive already narrowed it down

If so my nominations for that would be

The Dirty Bum post (think thats what it was called)

ta muchly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offt, wheres the Random nonsense category?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I judge the female entrants? "

You mean you want to enter the females Ahabs

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Stuff the award, i'd settle for a Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wnat to enter, but which category to choose.... hmmm..

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Can I judge the female entrants?

You mean you want to enter the females Ahabs "

I would never interfere with a competitor

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I wnat to enter, but which category to choose.... hmmm.."
Hey create a new one

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Stuff the award, i'd settle for Granny."

oh how romantic,i have a vision.

two silhouettes,walking hand in hand,in the moonlight.

aaahh,they make a perfect couple.

listen!,is that the pitter patter,of tiny silhouette feet,i hear.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Stuff the award, i'd settle for Granny.

oh how romantic,i have a vision.

two silhouettes,walking hand in hand,in the moonlight.

aaahh,they make a perfect couple.

listen!,is that the pitter patter,of tiny silhouette feet,i hear. "
Brave man...;-)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"

Stuff the award, i'd settle for Granny.

oh how romantic,i have a vision.

two silhouettes,walking hand in hand,in the moonlight.

aaahh,they make a perfect couple.

listen!,is that the pitter patter,of tiny silhouette feet,i hear. Brave man...;-)"

some may say stupid,i couldnt argue. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the " One and only, unique, one of a kind, solitary, outstanding example, though lord knows we have searched high and low for an alternative which even vaguely approximates the purest example of a Granny... Goes to....."

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"And the " One and only, unique, one of a kind, solitary, outstanding example, though lord knows we have searched high and low for an alternative which even vaguely approximates the purest example of a Granny... Goes to.....""
i DARE YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... an alternative which even vaguely approximates the purest example of a Granny... Goes to....."i DARE YOU "

My answer dont need daring...;-)

Just waitin to see if Tom is brave, nuts or suicidal...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"... an alternative which even vaguely approximates the purest example of a Granny... Goes to....."i DARE YOU

My answer dont need daring...;-)

Just waitin to see if Tom is brave, nuts or suicidal..."
lol.. you are making him a sacrifical lamb here ...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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The award for the best use of mayonaisse goes to................

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"The award for the best use of mayonaisse goes to................"
biatch...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"The award for the best use of mayonaisse goes to................biatch..."

Me for my wonderful coleslaw

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"... an alternative which even vaguely approximates the purest example of a Granny... Goes to....."i DARE YOU

My answer dont need daring...;-)

Just waitin to see if Tom is brave, nuts or suicidal...lol.. you are making him a sacrifical lamb here ... "

is there a silhouette involved,hmmmmmm.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"... an alternative which even vaguely approximates the purest example of a Granny... Goes to....."i DARE YOU

My answer dont need daring...;-)

Just waitin to see if Tom is brave, nuts or suicidal...lol.. you are making him a sacrifical lamb here ...

is there a silhouette involved,hmmmmmm. "
you re Scottish, right?

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