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"Right now quicksteps allowed on this one. (eh _amiss) So its not back on till Saturday but it's your safe haven from all that malarkey from the darkside. Note: No spies allowed and keep it slow! Your welcome "Hello  xx | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two "I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....  | |||
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"Right now quicksteps allowed on this one. (eh _amiss) So its not back on till Saturday but it's your safe haven from all that malarkey from the darkside. Note: No spies allowed and keep it slow! Your welcome
Hello xx"Well Ding Dong. ..Hello | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No"I can't explain. ..I think it's. ... | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No"You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp. | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky.... "Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
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I can't explain. ..I think it's. ..."....hard to explain, you had to be there!....  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already "But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread "You still got that free dress? | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress? "Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? "Yep  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep "Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it? | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it? "Sush about that  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that "It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock | |||
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"MD. Embrace the dancing. It's... A Maz Ing Darling "Now feck off ...you uttered that fecking word. Bloody hell you've got me swearing now | |||
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"MD. Embrace the dancing. It's... A Maz Ing Darling "Shush...you'll get chucked out if she hears you, I'm just trying to humour her!... | |||
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"MD. Embrace the dancing. It's... A Maz Ing Darling
Now feck off ...you uttered that fecking word.
Bloody hell you've got me swearing now "Haha | |||
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"MD. Embrace the dancing. It's... A Maz Ing Darling
Shush...you'll get chucked out if she hears you, I'm just trying to humour her!... "Oops...too late | |||
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"MD. Embrace the dancing. It's... A Maz Ing Darling
Shush...you'll get chucked out if she hears you, I'm just trying to humour her!... "Too late lol | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock "Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly "I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6 | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6 "Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk "Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum! | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum! "Can you do alterations? | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations? "Yes I'm good with a needle and thread!
Ok, I'm off up the wooden hill now. Na night, sweet dreams. xxx | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
Yes I'm good with a needle and thread!
Ok, I'm off up the wooden hill now. Na night, sweet dreams. xxx"Nighty night sleep tight xx | |||
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"Right now quicksteps allowed on this one. (eh _amiss) So its not back on till Saturday but it's your safe haven from all that malarkey from the darkside. Note: No spies allowed and keep it slow! Your welcome "I'm more of a lurker than a spy. | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat "It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself | |||
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"Right now quicksteps allowed on this one. (eh _amiss) So its not back on till Saturday but it's your safe haven from all that malarkey from the darkside. Note: No spies allowed and keep it slow! Your welcome
I'm more of a lurker than a spy. "Haha. | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
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You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp. "No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either! | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!"How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous "Maybe...I'll give it a try! | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!"Excellent | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations? "To the dress or you mistress? | |||
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"Right now quicksteps allowed on this one. (eh _amiss) So its not back on till Saturday but it's your safe haven from all that malarkey from the darkside. Note: No spies allowed and keep it slow! Your welcome
I'm more of a lurker than a spy. "Ah but a nice lurker | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself "I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!"I quite like camping | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous "Now that is more apt | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!"Just try to keep the posts a little less frequent  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!
Excellent "I know what your bloody up to | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress? "Ahem...I'm perfect as I am  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am "But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere "Washington your mouth out | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere
Washington your mouth out "I've got coffee, no tea bags  | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere
Washington your mouth out
I've got coffee, no tea bags "Try fairy liquid | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere
Washington your mouth out
I've got coffee, no tea bags
Try fairy liquid "
That's not how you get bubbles in a lattè | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting "Tut..... | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!
Excellent
I know what your bloody up to "No, no hidden agenda, I just like talking to you! | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere
Washington your mouth out
I've got coffee, no tea bags
Try fairy liquid
That's not how you get bubbles in a lattè "No you have a bean to cup coffee machine like me
But you need to wash that mouth thoroughly and fairy is the best way | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut....."Tut indeed | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!
Excellent
I know what your bloody up to
No, no hidden agenda, I just like talking to you! "Same here | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!
Excellent
I know what your bloody up to
No, no hidden agenda, I just like talking to you!
Same here "Mwah!... Ok, off to visit my lovely dad now, catch ya later! xx | |||
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"What you babbling on about? Read part two
I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere
Washington your mouth out
I've got coffee, no tea bags
Try fairy liquid
That's not how you get bubbles in a lattè
No you have a bean to cup coffee machine like me
But you need to wash that mouth thoroughly and fairy is the best way "I would bow down to your knowlwdge and experience... but im not falling for that trick! | |||
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No
You have to choose whether you are in the 'for strictly come dancing' camp, or in the 'against strictly come dancing' camp.
No one said there'd be camping...I don't like that either!
How about 'glamping', that's more glamorous
Maybe...I'll give it a try!
Excellent
I know what your bloody up to
No, no hidden agenda, I just like talking to you!
Same here
Mwah!... Ok, off to visit my lovely dad now, catch ya later! xx"You will | |||
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I was just going to say that, it's like we were separated at birth, we're starting to think alike.....spooky....
Yeah I'm getting it little hussy. ..bloody filling the thread already
But you would miss me, if I didn't join in your thread
You still got that free dress?
Yep, it's in moth balls....want it? Yep
Do I need to put some lastic inserts in it?
Sush about that
It has a leotard inside it, but I do find it rides up your bum a bit, but apart from that its a nice frock
Oooohhhhh hell Ave I thought this out properly
I could chuck in a pair of matching shoes, non skid soles, size6
Jazus I wouldn't be able to walk
Specially with that leotard stuck up your bum!
Can you do alterations?
To the dress or you mistress?
Ahem...I'm perfect as I am
But if it's tight around your nether regions you may need a gnats cock taking off somewhere
Washington your mouth out
I've got coffee, no tea bags
Try fairy liquid
That's not how you get bubbles in a lattè
No you have a bean to cup coffee machine like me
But you need to wash that mouth thoroughly and fairy is the best way
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed "Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?! | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?! "Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat  | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat "As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you! | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you! "When does that other thing on the BBC finish | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish "Too soon sadly!! | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish "Ages, yet | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet "So I have just been told | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told "You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho! | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho! "Bah humbug  | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug "There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30 | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30 "I only watch kodi  | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi "Who's he?.... Does he d****? | |||
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It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****? "Not with my filters | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****? "Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras | |||
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Oi " | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras"Yes, he was sweet | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras"Who is this neil you speak of...is it rocky from boon? | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras
Who is this neil you speak of...is it rocky from boon?"Nope he is much better and he is a d***** on the you know what show! | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras
Who is this neil you speak of...is it rocky from boon?
Nope he is much better and he is a d***** on the you know what show! "Ginger d***** as I call him | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras
Who is this neil you speak of...is it rocky from boon?
Nope he is much better and he is a d***** on the you know what show! "Oh I thought the one show was on at 7...I'll avoid watching that again | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras
Who is this neil you speak of...is it rocky from boon?
Nope he is much better and he is a d***** on the you know what show!
Oh I thought the one show was on at 7...I'll avoid watching that again "It is....this special show starts at 6.30...aaw, you've missed it! | |||
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"Oi I've just seen a new post pop up on the other thread...by Gemini man...bloody turn coat
It's best not to look, you'll only torture yourself
I don't. ..I just see it pop to the top of the lounge...with him posting
Tut.....
Tut indeed
Turncoat?!
How the flying feck can I be a turncoat when I've never nailed my colours to any mast?!
Oh and I do hope said coat had plenty of sparkle and was personally designed by Vicky Gill?!
Aye I'll nail something to the mast...and it won't be your fecking coat
As long as its not the frock I'm saving for you!
When does that other thing on the BBC finish
Ages, yet
So I have just been told
You could hibernate until it's finished, then it'll be Christmas, Ho Ho Ho!
Bah humbug
There's an interesting program on BBC2 at the moment Its on every night at 6.30
I only watch kodi
Who's he?.... Does he d****?
Maybe he's like Neil who was on just now and is one of the extras
Who is this neil you speak of...is it rocky from boon?
Nope he is much better and he is a d***** on the you know what show!
Oh I thought the one show was on at 7...I'll avoid watching that again
It is....this special show starts at 6.30...aaw, you've missed it! "Phew (needs a wipe brow emoji) | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi "Gnats cock too small? | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small? "Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag "I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet. Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger.... it will deff match and big enough to put a few bricks in it too
Hey I'm not into smash and grab I'll have you know "you can aim it at heads though when your grabbed | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? "mind the nana skin | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? mind the nana skin"And my plums | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? mind the nana skin
And my plums "victorias ? | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? mind the nana skin
And my plums victorias ?
"No their mine, had them all my life | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? mind the nana skin
And my plums victorias ?
No their mine, had them all my life "better get em insured | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? mind the nana skin
And my plums victorias ?
No their mine, had them all my life better get em insured"No point I've had the snip, they're worthless not priceless | |||
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"psssssst mistress i saw a nice handbag on my way home from work this afternoon
Maybe it would match the frock I'm going to give her, when I've tried to make it bigger....
Oi
Gnats cock too small?
Watched your step..._oddy has a handbag
I don't have a handbag... and neither do you... yet.
Watch your own step... left right left left right... right? mind the nana skin
And my plums victorias ?
No their mine, had them all my life better get em insured
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Well good evening "what you been up to this evening? | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening? "Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
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Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead "No, I don't think so! | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally! "Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally!
Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc "There are exceptions..... | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally!
Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc
There are exceptions..... "Oh yeah that x factor is shite too | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally!
Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc
There are exceptions.....
Oh yeah that x factor is shite too "I don't like that shite either
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
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Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally!
Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc
There are exceptions.....
Oh yeah that x factor is shite too
I don't like that shite either
No one can d****! "Was just about to reply and my bloody phone crashed
But yeah now you have bloody reminded me of BGT with all them fecking d**** troops...another load of shite | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally!
Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc
There are exceptions.....
Oh yeah that x factor is shite too "It's the groups that grind my gears... it's all dodgy harmonised singing, they can't go up or down a note without their hands going up and down at the same time, and none of them play instruments! The clue is in the name... boy band... girl band... bands play instruments!  | |||
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Well good evening what you been up to this evening?
Had a mate around so being talking a load of shite for a change
Haha not you surely
I'm easily lead
No, I don't think so!
Ok then....I just talk a load of shite in general
No you have good opinions normally!
Oh yes I do especially about a certain program on the bbc
There are exceptions.....
Oh yeah that x factor is shite too
It's the groups that grind my gears... it's all dodgy harmonised singing, they can't go up or down a note without their hands going up and down at the same time, and none of them play instruments!
The clue is in the name... boy band... girl band... bands play instruments! "It's all one big dodgy setup | |||
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"Morning "Morning
Oh feck it I'll try a gain
Morning | |||
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"Morning
Morning
Oh feck it I'll try a gain
Morning "Morning mistress
What are you trying to gain?
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Morning
Oh feck it I'll try a gain
Morning
Morning mistress
What are you trying to gain?
(Other than a dress & handbag) "Was trying to be more cheerful...but it obviously wasted on you | |||
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Morning
Oh feck it I'll try a gain
Morning
Morning mistress
What are you trying to gain?
(Other than a dress & handbag)
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Morning
Oh feck it I'll try a gain
Morning
Morning mistress
What are you trying to gain?
(Other than a dress & handbag)
Was trying to be more cheerful...but it obviously wasted on you
Your cheerfulness was noted " | |||
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"Good morning misstress xx hope you slept well and dreamt of floaty dresses heels and handbags As it happens it was a lousy nights sleep but nothing to do with handbags and dresses
Aaah bless you. xx"Well thank you xx | |||
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Aaah bless you. xx
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"Good morning misstress xx hope you slept well and dreamt of floaty dresses heels and handbags As it happens it was a lousy nights sleep but nothing to do with handbags and dresses
Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx"Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx | |||
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"Good morning misstress xx hope you slept well and dreamt of floaty dresses heels and handbags As it happens it was a lousy nights sleep but nothing to do with handbags and dresses
Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx
Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx"Gosh,no, never been that far up ! | |||
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"Good morning misstress xx hope you slept well and dreamt of floaty dresses heels and handbags As it happens it was a lousy nights sleep but nothing to do with handbags and dresses
Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx
Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx
Gosh,no, never been that far up ! "How do a get the dress...I hope your not d****** me up the garden path | |||
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Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx
Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx
Gosh,no, never been that far up !
How do a get the dress...I hope your not d****** me up the garden path "Would I.. | |||
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"Good morning misstress xx hope you slept well and dreamt of floaty dresses heels and handbags As it happens it was a lousy nights sleep but nothing to do with handbags and dresses
Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx
Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx
Gosh,no, never been that far up !
How do a get the dress...I hope your not d****** me up the garden path
Would I.. "Hmmm..now would you | |||
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Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx
Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx
Gosh,no, never been that far up !
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock "Please don't fight over the frock...perhaps I could find you a little number too! | |||
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"Good morning misstress xx hope you slept well and dreamt of floaty dresses heels and handbags As it happens it was a lousy nights sleep but nothing to do with handbags and dresses
Aaah bless you. xx
Well thank you xx
You're welcome xx
Off topic a little...do you ever frequent teesside xx
Gosh,no, never been that far up !
How do a get the dress...I hope your not d****** me up the garden path
Would I.. You wouldent" | |||
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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UH OH!..... "Chase these bloody intruders off _amiss | |||
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I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock soxy would want to be a judge"That's a fact although all the judges have a catch phrase I think mine would be ,,,, that was fucking shite | |||
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock
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Yes "hes got a great big feck me house a few miles from me and when he split from his partner he got custody of the woofers so craig has visiting rights | |||
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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UH OH!.....
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock soxy would want to be a judge"Oi...watch your bloody step young lady | |||
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock
Please don't fight over the frock...perhaps I could find you a little number too!
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I agree with soxy,missy knickers
Your just a tart
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock soxy would want to be a judge
That's a fact although all the judges have a catch phrase
I think mine would be ,,,, that was fucking shite "It's fecking on this thread ..commoner | |||
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock soxy would want to be a judge
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
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I agree with soxy,missy knickers
Your just a tart
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock
Please don't fight over the frock...perhaps I could find you a little number too!
Pfft....you'll need to get that sewing machine out "Whispers....*It won't be as nice as yours....* | |||
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"Fucking dancing is for fannies
I seem to recollect seeing you on one of them not to be named on here threads...chatting about that shite show
I would do the show but obviously I'd want to wear the frock
Feck off I'm on a promise
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Feck off I'm on a promise
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