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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have to write a report. The notes are over there (points to the right) in my bag. I'm ignoring them. It has to be done and I've got the fear. I'm conscious of the clock and watching the hours of today disappear and I'm still not cracking on. Ughhh.

How would you motivate me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to write a report. The notes are over there (points to the right) in my bag. I'm ignoring them. It has to be done and I've got the fear. I'm conscious of the clock and watching the hours of today disappear and I'm still not cracking on. Ughhh.

How would you motivate me? "

I would tell you that once it’s written our bottle of wine will be nicely chilled, you can choose the film and I’ll get the dairy milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time "

I've got till tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d tell you to write 500 words this evening and bribe you with chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to write a report. The notes are over there (points to the right) in my bag. I'm ignoring them. It has to be done and I've got the fear. I'm conscious of the clock and watching the hours of today disappear and I'm still not cracking on. Ughhh.

How would you motivate me?

I would tell you that once it’s written our bottle of wine will be nicely chilled, you can choose the film and I’ll get the dairy milk "

Awwwww. I like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d tell you to write 500 words this evening and bribe you with chocolate "

Nice. *looks over towards the bag*

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'd motivate you with a water pistol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,d add cream cakes to the bribe XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow! "

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"I have to write a report. The notes are over there (points to the right) in my bag. I'm ignoring them. It has to be done and I've got the fear. I'm conscious of the clock and watching the hours of today disappear and I'm still not cracking on. Ughhh.

How would you motivate me? "

Just get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d tell you to write 500 words this evening and bribe you with chocolate

Nice. *looks over towards the bag*"

Get your pens out and I’ll give you a piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd motivate you with a water pistol."

I don't like to be made wet against my will.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd tell you to pull a sickie tomorrow giving you a whole extra day to do it. I'm a enabler

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I,d add cream cakes to the bribe XXX"

Good work.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

*an

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow!

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises. "

It may be thus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break your task down into smaller parts. Makes it less daunting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to write a report. The notes are over there (points to the right) in my bag. I'm ignoring them. It has to be done and I've got the fear. I'm conscious of the clock and watching the hours of today disappear and I'm still not cracking on. Ughhh.

How would you motivate me?

Just get on with it "

Yep. True story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d tell you to write 500 words this evening and bribe you with chocolate

Nice. *looks over towards the bag*

Get your pens out and I’ll give you a piece "

*licks lips*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd tell you to pull a sickie tomorrow giving you a whole extra day to do it. I'm a enabler "

Hahaha.

This I cannot do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Break your task down into smaller parts. Makes it less daunting."

1. Reaches for bag.

2. Has a rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow!

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises.

It may be thus. "

It usually is..I did a report which should have taken a year in 3 nights. Thankfully I'm good st what I do x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow!

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises.

It may be thus.

It usually is..I did a report which should have taken a year in 3 nights. Thankfully I'm good st what I do x"

Do me. Do me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give you some of my salted caramel and double cream crisps.

If you don’t get on with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would give you some of my salted caramel and double cream crisps.

If you don’t get on with it "

Take your filthy euphemisms and get outta here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Break your task down into smaller parts. Makes it less daunting.

1. Reaches for bag.

2. Has a rest.

"

Exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow!

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises.

It may be thus.

It usually is..I did a report which should have taken a year in 3 nights. Thankfully I'm good st what I do x

Do me. Do me. "

Do your report and I might

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow!

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises.

It may be thus.

It usually is..I did a report which should have taken a year in 3 nights. Thankfully I'm good st what I do x

Do me. Do me.

Do your report and I might "

Phwoaaaar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will answer in a minute just need to do this first... oh and then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a clinical audit to do which I should have started this afternoon.

Thankfully I have 3 days off!

Motivation will come with time

I've got till tomorrow!

Simple 1 hour of work 1 hour of forums...till the sun rises.

It may be thus.

It usually is..I did a report which should have taken a year in 3 nights. Thankfully I'm good st what I do x

Do me. Do me.

Do your report and I might

Phwoaaaar."

I don't see you working

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Cheese prosecco and shoulder rubs until the job is done.

Then other rubs when the job is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’d sit you down with your notes and report utensils, as soon as you’ve finished it to our satisfaction we’ll finish you to your satisfaction.... in the meantime we shall casually and silently walk past your workstation in increasing states of undress every 5 minutes or so just to keep you focused.

Now come along stelly, get on with it before we start without you

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'd motivate you with the promise of a glass of champagne and a selection of french cheeses..

Failing that...

WRITE THE BLOODY REPORT NOW, IT AIN'T GONNA WRITE ITSELF!!

There, I hope that helps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold whoever is your fab crush hostage. Can only be released naked and oh so grateful into your arms, upon receipt of a finished report.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will answer in a minute just need to do this first... oh and then..."

Be with you soon loads of motivation, as soon as I have done this...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have to write a report. The notes are over there (points to the right) in my bag. I'm ignoring them. It has to be done and I've got the fear. I'm conscious of the clock and watching the hours of today disappear and I'm still not cracking on. Ughhh.

How would you motivate me? "

It's no good looking at me I can't do anything until I've talked about it for at least twice as long as it will actually take to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

when at home- 500 words and then a treat. only way I can truck myself!

mind you I am overdue writing a report and am expecting a warning letter from court in my mailbox tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got it done and all went well.

Enigmatic Mind -- I opened your YouTube link whilst sitting waiting for my boss today and it didn't appear to work. And then my boss walked in to the sounds of Shia shouting "JUST DO IT" from what I thought was my turned off phone.

Yeah cheers for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I release my hostage now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I release my hostage now "

Heheheheh yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got it done and all went well.

Enigmatic Mind -- I opened your YouTube link whilst sitting waiting for my boss today and it didn't appear to work. And then my boss walked in to the sounds of Shia shouting "JUST DO IT" from what I thought was my turned off phone.

Yeah cheers for that. "

PMSL

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