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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?"

Hell no. *I* want to be the person eating them.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Eh NO!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Its a no for me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy pastry, no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll pass.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Flaky pastry in me foofi

no thank you

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?"

Why don't they just pay the 5p for a carrier bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crumbs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Flaky pastry in me foofi

no thank you

Haha I was thinking the same! Puff pastry up my chuff!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Marianne Faithful would have trouble with the mars bars nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, do you want some of Gregg's?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?"

What kind of fool says things like this , we all know that's an area for sweet not savoury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marianne Faithful would have trouble with the mars bars nowadays "

Especially with shrinkflation.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?

What kind of fool says things like this , we all know that's an area for sweet not savoury

Wiggle a Colin or two in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have you know mine is like a lemon drizzle Mr Kiplings

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh a greggs chicken bake up my fan could be dangerous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All those grease stains in the pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read a story about a girl whose bf was eating salad from her and obviously didn't get it all and she ended up with maggots in her foof

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I do like a nice pork pie, but I'd rather have it on a plate with a bit of pickle

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I read a story about a girl whose bf was eating salad from her and obviously didn't get it all and she ended up with maggots in her foof

That is horrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How classy eating a buffet from your faff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?

Why don't they just pay the 5p for a carrier bag? "

Spat my drink everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaven or hairy balls?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I read a story about a girl whose bf was eating salad from her and obviously didn't get it all and she ended up with maggots in her foof

Omg I think I just had a little vom!

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By *r C Miss CCouple
over a year ago

llanelli

Miss c said "eww no thanks" when I just asked her. I'm surprised. I didn't get a slap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it would gently defrost the frozen ones...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read a story about a girl whose bf was eating salad from her and obviously didn't get it all and she ended up with maggots in her foof

Omg I think I just had a little vom!

Where's that strawberry been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read a story about a girl whose bf was eating salad from her and obviously didn't get it all and she ended up with maggots in her foof

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ewwwwww. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

*desperately scrabbles her pork pie out of her mouth*

You just put me off my pork pie. That’s a capital offence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little sick came up in my mouth when I read that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if it had just come out of the oven. Those sausage and bean melts are lethal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?"

Is this really a 'thing'???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The temperature inside this apple pie is over one thousand degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s like having a vag full of sand!! Yeuch!! It’s a no from me.....

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

""The temperature inside this apple pie is over one thousand degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten Bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like having a vag full of sand!! Yeuch!! It’s a no from me.....

Where do you get your sausage rolls from?????

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Really mustn't read anymore I love the sausage rolls from Greggs

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

What ever happened to the whipped cream up the arse fella lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever happened to the whipped cream up the arse fella lol"

Say what now...

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What ever happened to the whipped cream up the arse fella lol

Say what now...

Don’t you remember him? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever happened to the whipped cream up the arse fella lol

Say what now...

Never mix your sweets and your savories...

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"What ever happened to the whipped cream up the arse fella lol

Say what now...

Never mix your sweets and your savories..."

It wasn’t me

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure I’d want any of that on my apple pie

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I’m not sure I’d want any of that on my apple pie

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that one and the 1 inch cock actually had me laughing my bollox off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I not know about these?!

I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Crumbs

I like haddock in breadcrumbs if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies like licking scotched egg from under a foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pescatarian sorry. Haha!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Why do I not know about these?!

I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified

The 1 inch cock was a few days ago

The whipped cream up the arse was about a month ago

Funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's where the saying "show us yer pie" comes form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do I not know about these?!

I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified

The 1 inch cock was a few days ago

The whipped cream up the arse was about a month ago

Funny as fuck "

Oh I wouldn’t have seen it

I’ve been here a week. Already addicted to the forums haha! This is like Saw but I don’t need to cut a limb off to get out, just my internet contract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s like having a vag full of sand!! Yeuch!! It’s a no from me.....

Where do you get your sausage rolls from?????"

Home made and home made puff pastry is way more crumbly and flakier than supermarket gack!!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Why do I not know about these?!

I feel like I’m missing out somehow. Or not. I could really not be and be totally horrified

The 1 inch cock was a few days ago

The whipped cream up the arse was about a month ago

Funny as fuck

Oh I wouldn’t have seen it

I’ve been here a week. Already addicted to the forums haha! This is like Saw but I don’t need to cut a limb off to get out, just my internet contract. "

You can check out anytime but you can’t leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! I have to admit it’s sometimes incredibly bizarre talking politics with someone with a penis picture up. Haha! I’ve never experienced anything like it

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Any ladies like licking scotched egg from under a foreskin?"

Only if it’s the fun size ones

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's not something I've experienced to be honest,I prefer eating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me can't do food anywhere near that area .... gross lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a banana eaten out of my vagina on one particularly d*unk night in Gran Canaria. That was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sausage rolls, pork pies and other such savoury snacks eaten from out inside of them?

Why don't they just pay the 5p for a carrier bag? "

Brexit making even buying a carrier bag a struggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a banana eaten out of my vagina on one particularly d*unk night in Gran Canaria. That was fun.

It's my Fab mission to eat a toblerone out of your butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a banana eaten out of my vagina on one particularly d*unk night in Gran Canaria. That was fun.

It's my Fab mission to eat a toblerone out of your butt"

Bring. It. On.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont like them full stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't even put that rubbish in my mouth so it's certainly not going in my fanny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth "

Taste the rainbow

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth "

You need to visit your local zoo to see if they can lend you a giraffe for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can your tongue reach the flakes of pastry stuck inside said woman?

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I should have stopped reading as soon as I read the first post I now have the worst possible image of Mary Berry in my head, I'm scared to go to sleep now in case I dream about her offering me her "Pie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should have stopped reading as soon as I read the first post I now have the worst possible image of Mary Berry in my head, I'm scared to go to sleep now in case I dream about her offering me her "Pie" "

Why!!! My mind is suggestible

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can your tongue reach the flakes of pastry stuck inside said woman?"

Ya canna beat a bit of flaky pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gonna lie you’re all making my diet so much easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth "

Let's hope she has good ass control and pops them out one by one. It could be dangerous otherwise. If she farts, you could end up choking. Imagine your mum explaining your untimely death to the family!

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG this thread has made me laugh and cringe all at once.

The thought of pastry in my foof though is too much for me. I don't fancy maggots in there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the wierd i k ow a guy whp was seeing this chick who wanted him to put a roast dinner up ther grqvy and everything ..some fruity buggers out there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not the wierd i k ow a guy whp was seeing this chick who wanted him to put a roast dinner up ther grqvy and everything ..some fruity buggers out there"

Sprouts included?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Its not the wierd i k ow a guy whp was seeing this chick who wanted him to put a roast dinner up ther grqvy and everything ..some fruity buggers out there

Sprouts included?"

Then stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A minute on the eyes...an hour or so between the thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a nice pork pie, but I'd rather have it on a plate with a bit of pickle "

There is a campaign group called "We want plates". Not sure it was set up to cover pastry from the pussy but, the website has some great photo's.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Imagine if it had just come out of the oven. Those sausage and bean melts are lethal. "
but yummy! Not from your foof though!

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Gis a bag of crisps . the salt your own ones

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!

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over a year ago

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!"

You should be on Fetlife my friend!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have told a guy to walk around with a carrot up his bum and then cook it and eat it during my Dom days.

Good times.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!

You should be on Fetlife my friend!"

Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all

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over a year ago

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!

You should be on Fetlife my friend!

Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all

Taste the rainbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that where the expression beef curtains comes from....i hope not x

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaven or hairy balls? "

If a lady is going to lick meat paste from my balls, I shave. I'm not an animal.

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over a year ago

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!

You should be on Fetlife my friend!

Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all

Extra chocolate coating.

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over a year ago

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!

You should be on Fetlife my friend!

Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all

Extra chocolate coating.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'd like a woman to pour a share bag of Skittles into her arse then squat over my face so they fall into my mouth

I love the varied topics the Forums cover

I'm more concerned about what come's out with the Skittles as well myself!

You should be on Fetlife my friend!

Well I just fear if you're going to start sticking thing's up ones bottom then they may not come out in the same state they went up that's all

Extra chocolate coating.

A step too far lady!

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