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Zombies part 2

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

They're attacking again and all you've got to defend yourself is the closest object to the right of you right now

Are you going to survive ?

I've got a tuna salad baguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes... my house is full of sharp pointy things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remote control

That will help switch them off

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"The remote control

That will help switch them off "
or put on daytime tv, that'll send them to sleep

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Yes... my house is full of sharp pointy things "

Got to be the closest thing to the right of you mate

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I've got my 8yr old daughter!

I suppose I could swing her at them!!

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"I've got my 8yr old daughter!

I suppose I could swing her at them!! "

It might buy you time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes... my house is full of sharp pointy things

Got to be the closest thing to the right of you mate "

I know... and I happen to be re-fletching some arrows atm so all good

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Yes... my house is full of sharp pointy things

Got to be the closest thing to the right of you mate

I know... and I happen to be re-fletching some arrows atm so all good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I am laughing I am in the armory! !!!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The fire stick remote. Maybe I'll ask Alexa for help

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"The fire stick remote. Maybe I'll ask Alexa for help "

Can you ask her and post the response ?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got maka pakka lol

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A towel and a rubber duck! I’m fucked.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"They're attacking again and all you've got to defend yourself is the closest object to the right of you right now

Are you going to survive ?

I've got a tuna salad baguette "

A sun lounger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies? "

Depends on which type/who wrote the story but generally they are too small to reanimate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The remote control

That will help switch them off or put on daytime tv, that'll send them to sleep "

Or Liverpool game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bath

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies?

Depends on which type/who wrote the story but generally they are too small to reanimate "

Yeah I reckon it would make the story a bit complicated if animals came back. Where would it end? Zombie tortoises and goldfish?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"The fire stick remote. Maybe I'll ask Alexa for help

Can you ask her and post the response ? "

She directed me to watch a film called "Kill Zombie!". Waste of money that fire stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies?

Depends on which type/who wrote the story but generally they are too small to reanimate

Yeah I reckon it would make the story a bit complicated if animals came back. Where would it end? Zombie tortoises and goldfish? "

From a virology and lore point of view the cut off is about 10kg bodyweight (horror geek)

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I have an ipad and tv remote

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies?

Depends on which type/who wrote the story but generally they are too small to reanimate

Yeah I reckon it would make the story a bit complicated if animals came back. Where would it end? Zombie tortoises and goldfish?

From a virology and lore point of view the cut off is about 10kg bodyweight (horror geek) "

Oooh I’ve always wanted to know that. What about elephants though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies?

Depends on which type/who wrote the story but generally they are too small to reanimate

Yeah I reckon it would make the story a bit complicated if animals came back. Where would it end? Zombie tortoises and goldfish?

From a virology and lore point of view the cut off is about 10kg bodyweight (horror geek)

Oooh I’ve always wanted to know that. What about elephants though?"

In theory yes... but I pity the zombue that tries attacking an elephant. Also not sure if the human bite would fully penetrate the skin

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"My cat. I guess I could throw her at the zombie and hope she manages to rive it’s head off and so kill it. But it might kill her first. Do cats reanimate as zombies?

Depends on which type/who wrote the story but generally they are too small to reanimate

Yeah I reckon it would make the story a bit complicated if animals came back. Where would it end? Zombie tortoises and goldfish?

From a virology and lore point of view the cut off is about 10kg bodyweight (horror geek)

Oooh I’ve always wanted to know that. What about elephants though?

In theory yes... but I pity the zombue that tries attacking an elephant. Also not sure if the human bite would fully penetrate the skin "

No I’m not buying it, there’s loads of animals bigger than 10k. I need there to be some logic to zombie stories so I can worry about what to do if it really does happen! So I think it doesn’t work on animals. The 10k rule must apply to small people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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No I’m not buying it, there’s loads of animals bigger than 10k. I need there to be some logic to zombie stories so I can worry about what to do if it really does happen! So I think it doesn’t work on animals. The 10k rule must apply to small people."

How often do you run in to 10kg + animals in daily life? You wouldnt see them more often just because they were infected... plus theyd be busy attacking and wiping each other out... #logicked

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"The fire stick remote. Maybe I'll ask Alexa for help

Can you ask her and post the response ?

She directed me to watch a film called "Kill Zombie!". Waste of money that fire stick "

I thought she might think outside the box and start playing des o'connor music loud to put the zombies off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sons toy gun pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're attacking again and all you've got to defend yourself is the closest object to the right of you right now

Are you going to survive ?

I've got a tuna salad baguette "

I've an empty cup of tea but I could easily smash someone's brains out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sons toy gun pmsl"

Is it a Nerf? Some of those MFers pack a punch lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sons toy gun pmsl

Is it a Nerf? Some of those MFers pack a punch lol"

I know they do lol unfortunatley its just a gun that makes noises

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Closest objects to me right now.

A pint of Thatchers & a pool cue

Drink the pint, whack them with the cue, smash the glass through the eye. Job done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My compound bow so I'm ready to drop some zombies!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Just a full size keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're attacking again and all you've got to defend yourself is the closest object to the right of you right now

Are you going to survive ?

I've got a tuna salad baguette "

A pint and a barstool

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Two unneutered kittens! I’m winning this war with my feral feline army.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A jar of homemade hot apple chutney from the mother in law and a block of cheese.

At least I’m going out with a full belly.

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