FabSwingers.com forum: Be a bit mean

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your best insult?

Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?

What about an honest veri?

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cunt."

The ultimate insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntwaffle.... my all time fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? "

I might be...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What's your best insult?

Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?

What about an honest veri?

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? "
check the veris between me and ranger I think they are honest haha

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We like wankspangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just ignore them as they know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuntwaffle.... my all time fave "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt."

That would be an awesome veri haha!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your best insult?

Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?

What about an honest veri?

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? check the veris between me and ranger I think they are honest haha"

Haha Im so bad for writing mean veris. I once called someone a "cake eating, yellow pant wearing half-assed wanker". I was impressed he showed it though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We like wankspangle

Thats a new one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of you ran down your mothers leg....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?

I might be...

Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuntwaffle.... my all time fave "

Haha I like the expansion of Estella's offering!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just ignore them as they know it

Oh! Extra mean tactics! I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg.... "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg....

Haha! "
feel free to use it should the occasion arise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt."

Yes darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt.

That would be an awesome veri haha!

Peach x"

I gave someone a veri "What a dick."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt.

Yes darling

Get in mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did write a counter veri once saying please ignore my previous veri. Hes a Dick.

He wouldn't show it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt.

That would be an awesome veri haha!

Peach x

I gave someone a veri "What a dick.""

It is.

He is

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Thunderc*nt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt.

Yes darling

Get in mine."

Yes darling

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I pass bigger and better things than you every morning at 7-00.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nob scoffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?

I might be...

Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right? "

No. But Nob is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?

I might be...

Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?

No. But Nob is.

Im rather fond of fuckface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do nasty, even though we had a nightmare meet the other week. I still couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I just ended up saying not for us. But in reality I wanted to say he was impotent and couldn't raise a smile let alone his dick. X

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Im not the type to be nasty ..i just try to avoid them ..as the old saying goes "if you have nothing good to say dont say anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't do nasty, even though we had a nightmare meet the other week. I still couldn't bring myself to say the truth. I just ended up saying not for us. But in reality I wanted to say he was impotent and couldn't raise a smile let alone his dick. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im not the type to be nasty ..i just try to avoid them ..as the old saying goes "if you have nothing good to say dont say anything

Im general only mean in a teasing way. If I dont like them Im the same, I just ignore.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I'm not mean , just grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a village somewhere missing an idiot cause you are here talking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just ignore them as they know it

Oh! Extra mean tactics! I like it. "

Sometimes it requires it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not mean , just grumpy

Your nose is growing Pinocchio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a village somewhere missing an idiot cause you are here talking to me "

Haha!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I like this side of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?

I might be...

Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?

No. But Nob is.

Im rather fond of fuckface

I'm fond of that type of foreplay too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often fall back on "incompetent cockwomble", but I don't think of it as nasty.

More....."well-deserved".

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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cunt is definitely my top insult, saved for people, well, people being cunts!

"Twunt" is a good one too for when they are being more than a twat but not quite a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting?

I might be...

Im pretty sure arsehole is a term of endearment right?

No. But Nob is.

Im rather fond of fuckface

I'm fond of that type of foreplay too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit mean? Easy. How about a fictional veri that goes...

"What a bungling clod hopper! Tripped over his own flaccid cock. So stupid and disrespectful when they wiped their cum on the blinds!

The best part of this meet? Closing and locking the door"

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit mean? Easy. How about a fictional veri that goes...

"What a bungling clod hopper! Tripped over his own flaccid cock. So stupid and disrespectful when they wiped their cum on the blinds!

The best part of this meet? Closing and locking the door"

Fuzz"

Haha I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I often fall back on "incompetent cockwomble", but I don't think of it as nasty.

More....."well-deserved".

I often feel justified in my insults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I often fall back on "incompetent cockwomble", but I don't think of it as nasty.

More....."well-deserved".

I often feel justified in my insults

Ditto that! Insults should always be deserved; and the more deserving the subject, the more inventive the insult should be, don't you think?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I often fall back on "incompetent cockwomble", but I don't think of it as nasty.

More....."well-deserved".

Cockwomble

the good lady wife's fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum dumpster

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

You are a Neanderthal, not harsh but very descriptive.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Face like a Nagasaki bomb dodgers left flip flop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single femme "veri" (not real!)

We're really glad we didn't get to meet this dozy doozy for too long at the club last night.

We kept a close eye on her as she stumbled her way, aimlessly, around. Making sure to avoid eye contact with both her glass eyes!

If you get to meet this one be sure to treat with utter contempt, as she really quite likes it!"

Fuzz

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Fucktard is an old favourite of mine.

But I think the best insult is to say nothing at all, then they have no idea what your opinion of them is, they only know it's not good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single femme "veri" (not real!)

We're really glad we didn't get to meet this dozy doozy for too long at the club last night.

We kept a close eye on her as she stumbled her way, aimlessly, around. Making sure to avoid eye contact with both her glass eyes!

If you get to meet this one be sure to treat with utter contempt, as she really quite likes it!"

Fuzz "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt.

That would be an awesome veri haha!

Peach x"

Hahahaaa!

Yes there's a couple of people that spring to mind that I should have left that veri for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt.

The ultimate insult

....and yet also the most desired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have loads, mainly to use while driving

Bollock juggling thunder cunt is a personal favourite

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Lol yes I’ve had that experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling someone a Donal Trump supporter is probably a good insult.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Favourite insult....Fucktard.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

The last time I saw a figure like your's, It was being milked!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last time I saw a figure like your's, It was being milked!!!!!"

And a face that could curdle a bucket full

Fuzz

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Cockwomble

Fucktard

Spunkbubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not worth the effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally ignore is best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?

Does it mean they snog massive cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?

Does it mean they snog massive cocks?"

Takes a second or 2 for the penny to drop, then it either goes one of 2 ways with the gents. Like you say they either find it amusing or deeply offending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?

Does it mean they snog massive cocks?

Takes a second or 2 for the penny to drop, then it either goes one of 2 ways with the gents. Like you say they either find it amusing or deeply offending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?

Does it mean they snog massive cocks?"

Yeah the farmer has had to get cctv installed #cockcoupfun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?

Does it mean they snog massive cocks?

Yeah the farmer has had to get cctv installed #cockcoupfun"

That reminds me of when 'chicken' was the very worst insult of all at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really in my nature to be mean but on the odd occasion when i'm getting wound up "piss off you massive cock snogger" usually does the trick

Be honest. Has nobody ever burst out laughing at that?

Does it mean they snog massive cocks?

Yeah the farmer has had to get cctv installed #cockcoupfun

That reminds me of when 'chicken' was the very worst insult of all at school

Yeah it made Marty Mcfly lose it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your best insult?

Is there anyone in particular youd like to say it to?

What about an honest veri?

Or are you like me-is being mean and teasing your default state for flirting? "

Aw, you haven't been mean to me yet

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Oh...are you still here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wish the sex had been good enough to justify the mistake I clearly made. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wish the sex had been good enough to justify the mistake I clearly made. Sorry. "

Is that you apologising for being a shit shag?

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

Being very mean should have once written- what dick?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Cock grobbeling wank stain...

I save that for those I like, sorta a term of endearment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of all the people who haven't met you"

I like that!

I once asked a guy "were you born a cunt or did you have to practice at it?"

He wasn't best pleased...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An all time favourite of mine....

Cocksniff.

But I love the phrase..you're mother should have really swallowed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wish the sex had been good enough to justify the mistake I clearly made. Sorry.

Is that you apologising for being a shit shag?

Nope, it's part of my verification to a guy who most certainly was a shit shag.

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