FabSwingers.com forum: Strange requests

By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

Each to their own I'm never one to judge anyone on pretty much most things ... but tonight a guy contacted me and asked if he could pay to video me taking a shit.... I'm completely mind blown ... obviously I said no

Has anyone else had any really strange requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To use them as a toilet.....to be paid....to wear his wife's clothes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own, I guess

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"To use them as a toilet.....to be paid....to wear his wife's clothes...."

This whole toilet thing disturbs me a little bit but people must get off on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own I'm never one to judge anyone on pretty much most things ... but tonight a guy contacted me and asked if he could pay to video me taking a shit.... I'm completely mind blown ... obviously I said no

Has anyone else had any really strange requests?"

That fella sounds a bit scatty.

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

Haha I see what you did there

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Luckily not many and nothing too weird but the one that bothered me the most was the request to meet me and lick my armpits. I don’t even like to hear the word armpit, the thought of being licked just turns my stomach but each to their own

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Everyone has their kinks and that's cool. It would be boring if we didn't have them though. My weirdest still is the guy who wanted me to wrap my legs around his ears and fuck his mouth until he vomited all over my cock. They do get more obscure and specific!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here goes:-

1. Asked to poo on someone’s chest, take a video whilst having a poo, got called vanilla when said no!!

2. Threesome with a brother and sister

3. Pretend to be a guys sister!!

4. Ring a guy and pretend to be his mum and tell him off!

5. Lay next to a guy in bed for £30!

6. Sell, used knickers, tights

7. Wank someone off with my shoes

8. Use someone’s mouth as a human toilet.

Could write a book about this site!!

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Here goes:-

1. Asked to poo on someone’s chest, take a video whilst having a poo, got called vanilla when said no!!

2. Threesome with a brother and sister

3. Pretend to be a guys sister!!

4. Ring a guy and pretend to be his mum and tell him off!

5. Lay next to a guy in bed for £30!

6. Sell, used knickers, tights

7. Wank someone off with my shoes

8. Use someone’s mouth as a human toilet.

Could write a book about this site!! "

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Here goes:-

1. Asked to poo on someone’s chest, take a video whilst having a poo, got called vanilla when said no!!

2. Threesome with a brother and sister

3. Pretend to be a guys sister!!

4. Ring a guy and pretend to be his mum and tell him off!

5. Lay next to a guy in bed for £30!

6. Sell, used knickers, tights

7. Wank someone off with my shoes

8. Use someone’s mouth as a human toilet.

Could write a book about this site!! "
I'd buy it (mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked to sell a guy my socks?! I said I worked in rigger boots all day and they’re vile....he offered me more money for them ones?! Hahaha what a melon he was!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I get asked to sell my knickers all the time lol

Had one guy ask me to arrange a gang song for him to be used as a slut by 20 guys

Shit on some dudes chest

Fake ‘girl’ accounts asking me to message their bf cos they think they are cheating sndxwant to catch them out ... nice try it’s s dude wanting me to message him so he has a foot in the door

There’s more I’m sure I will remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would've said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago one if my regular meets asked me to wear some of his dead wife's lingerie and wanted to have sex with me in it

And there used to be a guy locally that messaged all the girls wanting to go to the McDonald's drive thru, so he could wank into a sauce pot and then wanted the girl to dip her chips into it

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

And there used to be a guy locally that messaged all the girls wanting to go to the McDonald's drive thru, so he could wank into a sauce pot and then wanted the girl to dip her chips into it

Competition over, This one wins as the weirdest. Inventive, but weird *chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there used to be a guy locally that messaged all the girls wanting to go to the McDonald's drive thru, so he could wank into a sauce pot and then wanted the girl to dip her chips into it

Competition over, This one wins as the weirdest. Inventive, but weird *chuckles*"

Needless to say that I declined his invite!! As did all my girlfriends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve had...

Requests for phone sex from a guy while his mrs is playing with another guy...dont think he really had a mrs of course!

Requests to buy knickers.

One guy offered us £1000 to sleep with MrsFlower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here goes:-

1. Asked to poo on someone’s chest, take a video whilst having a poo, got called vanilla when said no!!

2. Threesome with a brother and sister

3. Pretend to be a guys sister!!

4. Ring a guy and pretend to be his mum and tell him off!

5. Lay next to a guy in bed for £30!

6. Sell, used knickers, tights

7. Wank someone off with my shoes

8. Use someone’s mouth as a human toilet.

Could write a book about this site!! "

Had all of the above

9. Can I fill your belly button with shit and lick it out.

10. Will you change my nappy??

11. Can you organise a bukake party and get the men to come in a glass so I can drink it

I know that it's each to their own but as the saying goes "there's nowt as queer as folk"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to sell a guy my socks?! I said I worked in rigger boots all day and they’re vile....he offered me more money for them ones?! Hahaha what a melon he was!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked to sell my knickers and even my bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked to sell a guy my socks?! I said I worked in rigger boots all day and they’re vile....he offered me more money for them ones?! Hahaha what a melon he was!

How much did you get for them?

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

It's fun reading these as so far nothing as been asked from me happily..only now and then I get some dude on here asking me my balls are full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading these posts has made me realise how vanilla I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever anyone asks to meet me, my mind is blown

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A first message just now...

He just wants to put a cake in my knickers for me.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Here goes:-

1. Asked to poo on someone’s chest, take a video whilst having a poo, got called vanilla when said no!!

2. Threesome with a brother and sister

3. Pretend to be a guys sister!!

4. Ring a guy and pretend to be his mum and tell him off!

5. Lay next to a guy in bed for £30!

6. Sell, used knickers, tights

7. Wank someone off with my shoes

8. Use someone’s mouth as a human toilet.

Could write a book about this site!! "

Some people on here get all the best offers

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

And there used to be a guy locally that messaged all the girls wanting to go to the McDonald's drive thru, so he could wank into a sauce pot and then wanted the girl to dip her chips into it

Competition over, This one wins as the weirdest. Inventive, but weird *chuckles*

Needless to say that I declined his invite!! As did all my girlfriends!"

Some people on here have such high standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for it....

Deep breath

Each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve had...

Requests for phone sex from a guy while his mrs is playing with another guy...dont think he really had a mrs of course!

Requests to buy knickers.

One guy offered us £1000 to sleep with MrsFlower

£1000 wow !! I would be up for that .

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By *inks and simbaCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Had a guy message us asking if he could impregnate the mrs.....was a bit hard at the time been 6 months pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a chap offer to drive down from the north west, pay for a hotel suite and pay me £400 if I'd let him massage me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a chap offer to drive down from the north west, pay for a hotel suite and pay me £400 if I'd let him massage me."

How'd you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a chap offer to drive down from the north west, pay for a hotel suite and pay me £400 if I'd let him massage me.

How'd you enjoy it?

When I asked him where he learnt sports massage...he never replied to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked us if HB would like to be impregnated by him.

As odd as the request was, My head was spinning with questions, is HB just a surrogate, do you want us to raise it, shall we raise as a poly couple, obviously he hadn't thought it through and blocked us.

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By *ophieLouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

yorks

I have been asked if I would fart in someone's face while they gave me oral (obviously in a face sitting kinda position)

I have also been asked by a guy if he could slap me round the face with his used condom that had cum in...

Im not entirely sure which one i found more weird, still each to their own :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a chap offer to drive down from the north west, pay for a hotel suite and pay me £400 if I'd let him massage me.

How'd you enjoy it?

When I asked him where he learnt sports massage...he never replied to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too strange but had someone ask to do me over his tractor bonnet

He'd need to park it in a ditch, they're fairly high up aren't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone offered me a free taxi ride into town for sex......

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"Here goes:-

1. Asked to poo on someone’s chest, take a video whilst having a poo, got called vanilla when said no!!

2. Threesome with a brother and sister

3. Pretend to be a guys sister!!

4. Ring a guy and pretend to be his mum and tell him off!

5. Lay next to a guy in bed for £30!

6. Sell, used knickers, tights

7. Wank someone off with my shoes

8. Use someone’s mouth as a human toilet.

Could write a book about this site!! "

Wow

defo write the book id buy it

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"Not too strange but had someone ask to do me over his tractor bonnet

He'd need to park it in a ditch, they're fairly high up aren't they

Step ladder???

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"I have been asked if I would fart in someone's face while they gave me oral (obviously in a face sitting kinda position)

I have also been asked by a guy if he could slap me round the face with his used condom that had cum in...

Im not entirely sure which one i found more weird, still each to their own :p"

To be fair he could have pulled the first one off and blamed it as an accident.... you should be grateful he asked first hahahaha

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"A first message just now...

He just wants to put a cake in my knickers for me. "

Chocolate eclair?

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"A first message just now...

He just wants to put a cake in my knickers for me. "

Chocolate eclair?

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

I’ve been asked if I would naked mud wrestle with a woman so her husband could watch, been asked if I would let a mans horse fk me so he could wank to it and was asked just a few days ago if I would let a man breed me, it’s a strange and wonderful old world isn’t it

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By *telar78 OP Man
over a year ago

gold coast

"I’ve been asked if I would naked mud wrestle with a woman so her husband could watch, been asked if I would let a mans horse fk me so he could wank to it and was asked just a few days ago if I would let a man breed me, it’s a strange and wonderful old world isn’t it "

Wonderful indeed x

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