FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Embarassing moments...

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... after yet another misadventure, I was asked whether it had been my most embarrassing moment? I replied no.

What's your? and I might tell you mine!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I was on a stag weekend in Blackpool with about 20 other guys. On the first night at about midnight I decided to head off back to ma hotel room leaving everyone else to carry on. I had a couple of pints back at the hotel before I went up to the room, it was when ma key didn't open the door that I went back down the stairs to investigate.

Apparently I was in the wrong hotel, mine was next door

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ilkes74Man
over a year ago

Reading

Lost an end of a cotton bud in an ear, had to go to A&E at a quiet time to get it removed.

They had a screen between the patients and the staff to protect them from d*unken muppetry, so I had to speak louder than I wanted to, to explain my predicament.

Only problem was the cotton bud meant I wasn't aware how loud I was speaking.

I think everyone at A&E was probably laughing at me. Thank god I was unaware

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... after yet another misadventure, I was asked whether it had been my most embarrassing moment? I replied no.

What's your? and I might tell you mine!!!!"

Was walking up the race course in the middle of the night wearing a thong,knee high socks, a bra, boobs tube and mini skirt with like crotch less tights on Aswell ow and did a mention a had a dildo on me Aswell

So a was walking around waiting on my gf meeting me for some out door fun.

Next thing a know the police pull up and search me and take me into the back of the van and see that under my coat a was wearing all these women's clothing

Was so embarrassing ??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending my ex around her mums to fix the laptop and her mum and 3 sisters opening a private folder with pictures of us in action (her giving me a bj and full on sex)

Then having to go round a few hours later to get the lap top. That was a good one lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So go on OP...

What's yours?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Least only a cotton bud in the ear and not something else, somewhere else!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol anything to do with the police is embarrassing!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have so many moments so I'll give you the choice;-

- buying porn

- handcuffs

- lifemodelling

- Cobham services (M25)

I've many more but this to start with

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding


"I have so many moments so I'll give you the choice;-

- buying porn

- handcuffs

- lifemodelling

- Cobham services (M25)

I've many more but this to start with

"
life modelling pls

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a newly turned teenager pissing my pants in public

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oops! many people around?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha well I will tell you mine!

I arranged a meet at Cardiff castle with a guy from here. When I got to the main entrance he could see me but I had no idea where he was!

He directed me by text to a quiet spot in the bushes where he was waiting to fuck my ass:-/

Unknown to us as we were preoccupied ppl where canoeing down the river and pointing & in total amazement as it was in the middle of the day ha the shame

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol love it! reminding me of yet more moments

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol love it! reminding me of yet more moments"

Wasn’t funny at time but giggle about it now lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hotographer 30Man
over a year ago

rochdale

went to mates wedding back to his house with his mum and dad he put wedding DVD on .wrong one was one I did off him and wife in bedroom haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok, so I see the humour at all the wrong time. I'll tell my services on the M25 misfortune.

There I am, in the car park, stood in the pissing rain, standing there going WTF!, WTF!

Covered in puke and poo, (shoes filled), and no spare clothes or towels.

However I could see the funny side as I stripped off completely, put everything in an ikea bag, took another to sit on, drove home naked.

giggled to myself that there will be a clip on Youtube of woman driving home naked!

My friend asked if that was my most embarrassing moment, I replied no!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding


"ok, so I see the humour at all the wrong time. I'll tell my services on the M25 misfortune.

There I am, in the car park, stood in the pissing rain, standing there going WTF!, WTF!

Covered in puke and poo, (shoes filled), and no spare clothes or towels.

However I could see the funny side as I stripped off completely, put everything in an ikea bag, took another to sit on, drove home naked.

giggled to myself that there will be a clip on Youtube of woman driving home naked!

My friend asked if that was my most embarrassing moment, I replied no!"
......puke and poo.....really? ??....my days

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Food poisoning

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *huckzMan
over a year ago

spalding


"Food poisoning"
.......tena lady lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend once made me laugh so much in Comprehensive School that i wet myself and i left a huge puddle in the entrance corridor to the School. Luckily we had been sent out of class to get something so corridor was empty.

I then had to nip to the gals toilets and try and dry off my knickers and tights under the hand dryer, my friend had to tell the Teacher i had been taken ill and was in the Toilet.

Now when we meet up i get the "remember that time you wet yourself in School?".

Also School related, our English class were watching Watership Down. I cannot listen to Bright Eyes without crying, even to this day, but in a class full of peers, the scene where the black rabbit floats across the screen and the song kicks in i broke into full on sobs. I had to hide my face in my hands and have a full on blub.

I was never the cool kid in School

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexually related I’ve had one where I met a guy and he had a nose bleed whilst he was ‘going down’ on me. It was embarrassing because I thought it was me and I’d got my dates mixed up! Wasn’t until we realised it was his poor nose that it wasn’t me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"ok, so I see the humour at all the wrong time. I'll tell my services on the M25 misfortune.

There I am, in the car park, stood in the pissing rain, standing there going WTF!, WTF!

Covered in puke and poo, (shoes filled), and no spare clothes or towels.

However I could see the funny side as I stripped off completely, put everything in an ikea bag, took another to sit on, drove home naked.

giggled to myself that there will be a clip on Youtube of woman driving home naked!

My friend asked if that was my most embarrassing moment, I replied no!"

Why were you covered in sick and poo?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol I'll join you in the un-cool group!

Well done for sharing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh no! that must have been a terrible fright!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Food poisoning!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PDI last week... in a bar with loads of people from Chams

got carried away and went down on mr only to hear the DJ anounce "This is not a swingers club you cant do that here"

Spent the rest of the week trying to live it down.... oops

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yeah as long as you can giggle about your embarrassing moments, no matter how much you wanted the world to swallow you up at the time.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

pmsl love it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the day I was having a shower at my girls house. I turned round to see my girls mum standing in the doorway. ..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in the day I was having a shower at my girls house. I turned round to see my girls mum standing in the doorway. .."

Sounds like the start of an interesting film lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I came off a motorcycle wearing white fishnet stockings, suspenders and lace basque under my leathers, you could clearly see the fishnets through the hole in the knee of my leathers. I managed to get out of an ambulance trip to hospital. But couldn't stop people seeing the fishnets though.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came off a motorcycle wearing white fishnet stockings, suspenders and lace basque under my leathers, you could clearly see the fishnets through the hole in the knee of my leathers. I managed to get out of an ambulance trip to hospital. But couldn't stop people seeing the fishnets though."

My ex had a heart attack in the street and was wearing my purple satin french knickers under his jeans. With fishnet holdups...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol you get all sorts under a set of leathers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ha ha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top