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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford

I went off for the day with my kids. I am home about two hours. My husband walks through the door and within two minutes noticed that the iron is on. I left it on around 10 this morning after finishing the iron. Talk about feeling stupid. Go ahead have a good laugh at me.

Anyone else do stupid things or is it just me

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Don't feel bad, done that also, as well as leaving the door keys, car keys in an unlocked front door over night

Him

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I spent an hour yesterday searching for my purse.

I'd put it in the freezer the night before when unpacking the shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went off for the day with my kids. I am home about two hours. My husband walks through the door and within two minutes noticed that the iron is on. I left it on around 10 this morning after finishing the iron. Talk about feeling stupid. Go ahead have a good laugh at me.

Anyone else do stupid things or is it just me "

No, just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my keys searched the house for hours as had to use them to get in. Found them in the fridge with the milk is bought at the shop on the way home

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"I spent an hour yesterday searching for my purse.

I'd put it in the freezer the night before when unpacking the shopping! "

I always find things I've misplaced in the fridge...hilarious. Not at the time though especially if it's a TV remote and Game of Thrones is coming on *shakes head*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a guy driving on A419 & on top of his car his wallet

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Love your pics too, wow!

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By *ampant Lion34Man
over a year ago

East Midlands


"I spent an hour yesterday searching for my purse.

I'd put it in the freezer the night before when unpacking the shopping! "

Hahahahahahaha that's brilliant

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I set off the fire alarms at work today

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I spent an hour yesterday searching for my purse.

I'd put it in the freezer the night before when unpacking the shopping!

Hahahahahahaha that's brilliant "

Is that the literal meaning of frozen assets

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I set off the fire alarms at work today "

Well you're hot stuff anyway m'dear

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford

I don't feel so bad now lol. I went shopping last week to Newbridge. Was after paying for my ticket got back to the car. I searched my bag for my car key. I emptied everyimg out into the ground and searched it. Searched every shopping bag. Couldn't find it. After about twenty minutes of frantic looking my sister in law opens the door and it opens. She said at least we can sit in the car and wait for my husband to drop the spare key. I an stood there not knowing weather to laugh or cry. The key has to at least be bear the car to open it. I look inside and discover I left the key in the car the whole time. Talk about embarrassing

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Every so often I'll get my wine glass out for a wee drink, and without thinking I'll fill it with milk instead of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, welcome back Lotty/Tess

I thought I recognised you during the week from your posts.

Good to see you back

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I went off for the day with my kids. I am home about two hours. My husband walks through the door and within two minutes noticed that the iron is on. I left it on around 10 this morning after finishing the iron. Talk about feeling stupid. Go ahead have a good laugh at me.

Anyone else do stupid things or is it just me "

You silly banana!!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Meh I think that's a pretty common mistake - I can go better/worse - was ironing once years ago (don't even own one now) and I place the iron slightly 'off' the board and it fell - I caught it, hot plate straight on Palm MOTHERFUCKER of a burn - day before exams season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to Europe on work business for a week last min and left both my front door unlocked and tv on. Luckily everything was safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your looking for the Frank Spencer of today look no further because i bet no other man here or anywhere has ever got his dick stuck in a safety gate lol

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By *appy _quirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

was on a hospital ward during work- and accidentally pulled the alarm not the cord to flush... never pulled my pants up quicker than then... lots of work colleagues came running in responds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was on a hospital ward during work- and accidentally pulled the alarm not the cord to flush... never pulled my pants up quicker than then... lots of work colleagues came running in responds... "

Hahahahaha I'm bright red for ya lol

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

A friend once drove to work with her handbrake on lol, completely denied it to her hubby but he was a bully x we've all done daft stuff

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Drove 15 odd miles through twisting road, quick bumpy lanes, thought I could here my phone ringing, but where was it? Pulled over the phone is still ringing, but it's muffled, can't find it, ah might of put it in the boot, opened the door ringing gets louder, there's my phone "on top of the car"

How smooth a driver am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went off for the day with my kids. I am home about two hours. My husband walks through the door and within two minutes noticed that the iron is on. I left it on around 10 this morning after finishing the iron. Talk about feeling stupid. Go ahead have a good laugh at me.

Anyone else do stupid things or is it just me "

I'm sure your husband would be a lot more annoyed to find you on here than just the iron being left on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went off for the day with my kids. I am home about two hours. My husband walks through the door and within two minutes noticed that the iron is on. I left it on around 10 this morning after finishing the iron. Talk about feeling stupid. Go ahead have a good laugh at me.

Anyone else do stupid things or is it just me

I'm sure your husband would be a lot more annoyed to find you on here than just the iron being left on"

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Last year the Saturday before Xmas I went present shopping in Manchester city centre. I took my car and parked it in a multi-storey on the edge of the shopping area, 6 hours later I came home on the train because I don't like sitting on the bus.

I didn't notice that the car wasn't on the drive and as I was spending the night at home I didn't miss it. It wasn't until late on Sunday afternoon that I noticed it wasn't there.

Then I had to tip out my pockets, wallet and shopping bags to find out which car park I'd abandoned it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My twattishness is an every day activity

I trip over thin air, forget why I'm in rooms for things or 52 times a day loose my purse, keys or phone inside my bag!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Left my passport, car keys, house keys on the bench outside Luton airport. Got on the shuttle bus. Got to the car and shat me pants when I couldn't find the keys..

Got back to the terminal and had a "lovely chat" with a man with a big gun about my stupid behaviour before handing over my possessions

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By *tjohnspairCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I saw a guy driving on A419 & on top of his car his wallet "

Did you turn round and follow him....waiting for a bump in the road and a "bonus"?

Like a couple of others....I've looked for lost keys...been unable to lock my house door overnight...got up in the morning....and found the whole bunch in the ignition of my unlocked car.....good job I live in a "nice" area!

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By *arrasicMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Lost my keys searched the house for hours as had to use them to get in. Found them in the fridge with the milk is bought at the shop on the

way home "

I found my remot control in the fridge after looking all over the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went out last week to friends house.then on to shop's. No wallet. Looked everywhere give up went home. It was outside house on the doorstep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work, some child was messing about with the fire extinguishers and had pulled the safety pin out.

So we took the extinguisher and put it into the office to deal with later. I thought it'd be a great idea to try and stick the pin back in but you had to press the handle very gently so the holes would align.

Cue 3 of us running out of the office very quickly as it went off and gassed the place with CO2.

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By *easingtess OP   Woman
over a year ago

waterford


"At work, some child was messing about with the fire extinguishers and had pulled the safety pin out.

So we took the extinguisher and put it into the office to deal with later. I thought it'd be a great idea to try and stick the pin back in but you had to press the handle very gently so the holes would align.

Cue 3 of us running out of the office very quickly as it went off and gassed the place with CO2. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I even state on my profile I'm a twat.

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