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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " Keep an eye on the curry I’m cooking  I can’t be arsed to keep going up and down the stairs  | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? Keep an eye on the curry I’m cooking I can’t be arsed to keep going up and down the stairs "Got my apron on and my spoon out  | |||
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"Ooh Rubi! Would you help me prop up a bar tonight? Fuzz is out and my mate let me down
Peach x"Cocktails? | |||
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"There's nothing pressing to be done here so can you just come and sit here, looking pretty "Sure. I could bring cake? | |||
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"There's nothing pressing to be done here so can you just come and sit here, looking pretty
Sure. I could bring cake? "I'll supply the ice cream | |||
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"There's nothing pressing to be done here so can you just come and sit here, looking pretty
Sure. I could bring cake?
I'll supply the ice cream "Perfect  | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? Keep an eye on the curry I’m cooking I can’t be arsed to keep going up and down the stairs
Got my apron on and my spoon out "A right little life saver x | |||
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"A massage would be wonderful please plus do the dinner. Ta ever so. "Ill bring the oil! | |||
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study "Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat! | |||
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"We've got a load of flat pack furniture that needs doing. I've done a wardrobe, chest of drawers and 2 bedside units so far, and I'm loosing the will to live "Ooooohhh I always did like Lego! Leave it with me, i promise ill even put the bits on the right way! | |||
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"Jesus Christ - a helpful woman??!!
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"Do you have heels black stockings and a micro mini ? If you do could you pop round and do a spot of hoovering please ? "Sure. Shall I bend down and do under the furniture too? | |||
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"Do you have heels black stockings and a micro mini ? If you do could you pop round and do a spot of hoovering please ?
Sure. Shall I bend down and do under the furniture too? "you are very helpful thank you | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " Happy ending massage, please  | |||
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"Please please take away my shingles "What are the symptoms of these please? | |||
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"Could you find my sanity? Day 1 half term, I'm already twitching! " I think you might've stumped me
I can babysit? | |||
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"Please please take away my shingles "Oh no! I can rub in the calamine lotion? | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? Happy ending massage, please "Sure. Full body first? | |||
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"Can you stand in front of me and lean forward? The wank bank is almost overdrawn and it needs topping up "Sure | |||
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"Please please take away my shingles
What are the symptoms of these please?"Headache flue like symptoms and a painful rash | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please." With or without my top on? | |||
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"Cuppa please milk one sugar as I'm sweet enough "Mind if I join you too? I think Im due a break. | |||
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"Cuppa please milk one sugar as I'm sweet enough
Mind if I join you too? I think Im due a break. "pull up a chair I have biscuits | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? " Prefer without anything on and not using your hands | |||
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"Could you find my sanity? Day 1 half term, I'm already twitching! I think you might've stumped me
I can babysit? "Tbh... I think I lost it years ago, I've been winging it ever since! But babysitting? Deal! 2 feral ginger assassins await! Lol! | |||
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please? I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
X"Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands " | |||
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"Could you find my sanity? Day 1 half term, I'm already twitching! I think you might've stumped me
I can babysit?
Tbh... I think I lost it years ago, I've been winging it ever since!
But babysitting? Deal!
2 feral ginger assassins await! Lol! "Ill bring my body armour | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
"Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you | |||
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please? I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
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Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing "You're ace you are  | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you "Shared shower? | |||
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"Would you please iron my chefs whites " Sure ill bring some starch for extra de-creasing! | |||
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please? I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
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Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing
You're ace you are "Thank you | |||
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat! "Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it! | |||
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat!
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it!"Oh my god yes! Not the cowboy though | |||
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"I'm ready for a shower.....rub my back "Hands or sponge? | |||
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat!
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it!
Oh my god yes! Not the cowboy though "No, he was a bit odd | |||
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"I'm ready for a shower.....rub my back
Hands or sponge? "Hands & hard nipples | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower? "Yep I will be helpful and save water | |||
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"Would you please iron my chefs whites Sure ill bring some starch for extra de-creasing!" Thank you x | |||
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"Rubi could you please find a suitable space somewhere in my house for a study
Wood you like me to build an extension? Ill bring my hard hat!
Yes! Let’s get the ymca crew in on it!
Oh my god yes! Not the cowboy though
No, he was a bit odd "Yeah we don't need no cowboy builders! We do need dancing though! | |||
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"I'm ready for a shower.....rub my back
Hands or sponge?
Hands & hard nipples
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower?
Yep I will be helpful and save water "See one good deed encourages more! | |||
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"Can you stand in front of me and lean forward? The wank bank is almost overdrawn and it needs topping up
Sure "Awesome, thank you! Anything you want in return, just ask | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " Yeah make my new pic appealing to everyone and propel it to page 1  | |||
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"I'm ready for a shower.....rub my back
Hands or sponge?
Hands & hard nipples
Im erecting them now in anticipation
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"Help me drink all 5 bottles of wine (it's been a bad day) while D cooks us a beaut steak dinner x" I am so in!! | |||
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"Any good at grouting? " Well I wont know till I try! I can follow YouTube videos! | |||
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"Can you stand in front of me and lean forward? The wank bank is almost overdrawn and it needs topping up
Sure
Awesome, thank you!
Anything you want in return, just ask "Well...while Im bent over and youre eh...hard...it would be rude not to fuck would it not? | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? Yeah make my new pic appealing to everyone and propel it to page 1 "Ill bump your thread! 2 sec! | |||
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"I'm ready for a shower.....rub my back
Hands or sponge?
Hands & hard nipples
Im erecting them now in anticipation
Send me a proof pic " | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? Yeah make my new pic appealing to everyone and propel it to page 1
Ill bump your thread! 2 sec! " thanks beautiful | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower?
Yep I will be helpful and save water
See one good deed encourages more! "OK Ill help you dry off after the shower | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels???? | |||
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"You could finish off this paperwork I've got to do please? I can have my tea once it's done, and I'm more than willing to share
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Sure! Ill bring a nice pen and my neatest writing
You're ace you are
Thank you " | |||
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"Can you give me a nice back massage please. With or without my top on? Prefer without anything on and not using your hands
Then I will be helpful and wash the massage oil of you
Shared shower?
Yep I will be helpful and save water
See one good deed encourages more!
OK Ill help you dry off after the shower "Thank you x | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels????" Hhmm...sure | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " My ironing please?
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"Thank you from the bottom of my tongue for flying all the way up here just to let me lick you out. and the supergirl outfit really was amazing too... OOps... er..." | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? My ironing please?
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"A cuddle would be perfect for me " Come snuggle in xxx | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels???? Hhmm...sure "I'll repay the favour now what task can I do for you | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? take my washing out please. Any chance you can do it wearing nothing but a pair of heels???? Hhmm...sure I'll repay the favour now what task can I do for you "You can owe me one | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " The dusting please. In your best french maids outfit if you would be so kind. It's a classic roleplay for a reason | |||
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position "Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round? | |||
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"Put the kettle. Anything can happen after a good brew x "Sounds interesting | |||
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight!" Sure. Can I pick the music? | |||
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"My gutters need cleaning" Ill bring my...uuuhhmm...gutter clearing equipment?! Long poking device maybe?! | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? The dusting please. In your best french maids outfit if you would be so kind. It's a classic roleplay for a reason "Ill bring my feather duster | |||
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight! Sure. Can I pick the music? " Yup! | |||
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight! Sure. Can I pick the music? Yup!" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE | |||
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight! Sure. Can I pick the music? Yup! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE" Did I say Yup? That meant to say heeeeeellll no! *chuckles* | |||
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round? "Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold | |||
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"Hmmm could you go and dance in my garden naked in the wee small hours? Can't be arsed tonight! Sure. Can I pick the music? Yup! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjxSCAalsBE Did I say Yup? That meant to say heeeeeellll no! *chuckles*" | |||
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold "I could come rub some Vicks into your chest? | |||
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although...." I have two hands | |||
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"Any chance you could pass the remote..." Yeah. I could take the pic if youre measuring? | |||
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"Hi Rubbi, I've just discovered that there aren't any steering stops on my Guzzi 1100 Sport (bought it a few weeks ago), if I brought it round to yours, could you come up with a design for some and retro-fit them - thanks, Flirt "Sure | |||
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"Any chance you could pass the remote... Yeah. I could take the pic if youre measuring? " Who said it was a Sky remote? x | |||
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"Cool, just say when and I'll be right over "Anytime | |||
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"Any chance you could pass the remote... Yeah. I could take the pic if youre measuring? Who said it was a Sky remote? x"Is it the love egg remote | |||
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"Any chance you could pass the remote... Yeah. I could take the pic if youre m easuring? " Suppose a massage and blow job out the question | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " You can walk my dog's, while I have a nice hot bath. | |||
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest? "Lovely offer shame so far away | |||
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"Any chance you could pass the remote... Yeah. I could take the pic if youre m easuring? Suppose a massage and blow job out the question" Sure | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? You can walk my dog's, while I have a nice hot bath." I love dogs | |||
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although.... I have two hands "Some lady you are. What time can you make it over? | |||
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"A social meet and very wood be nice "Sure. What would you like to do? | |||
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest?
Lovely offer shame so far away "Scotland is home for me | |||
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although.... I have two hands
Some lady you are. What time can you make it over?"Im still playing catch up. Ill text you an eta once I know | |||
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"A neck and head massage please - got a bugger of a headache that won't shift, partly a cold partly crick in neck from sleeping in a stupid position
Aw Im sorry I missed this. Shall I pop round?
Aw bless u, headache gone still full of cold
I could come rub some Vicks into your chest?
Lovely offer shame so far away
Scotland is home for me "How'd you end up in Bristol? | |||
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"I'll come round and do a task for you. Anything you like. What will it be? " Can you cook me a guinea pig stew please? I'm sure hector's all fattened up by now | |||
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"I put a two inch cut in my head on Friday. Some head stroking wouldn’t go amiss (no not that head)! Although.... I have two hands
Some lady you are. What time can you make it over?
Im still playing catch up. Ill text you an eta once I know "Awesome. | |||
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"A social meet and very wood be nice
Sure. What would you like to do? "How dus a coffee a chat and a game of bowling sound ? | |||
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