FabSwingers.com forum: Bars open

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m late today, bars open what’s everybody having?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ringo1969Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Pint of Guinness please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of Guinness please

Sure thing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila neat please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tequila neat please. "

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice. "

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I rather fancy glass of champagne please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rather fancy glass of champagne please

That’s rather fancy, here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for opening the bar. Just what I need. Gin and tonic with lime twist please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for opening the bar. Just what I need. Gin and tonic with lime twist please

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ringo1969Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

Is there crisps as well??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Too late- second glass of pre pub prosecco just being necked #aldibargaintastic

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

Is there crisps as well??"

Aye my bar has everything

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Big big glass of wine please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

"
shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too late- second glass of pre pub prosecco just being necked #aldibargaintastic

Well okay then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Big big glass of wine please."
ill get this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big big glass of wine please."

Red or white

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x"

See not difficult is it! Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a handful of nuts please and a diet ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x

See not difficult is it! Here you go

"
boring tho ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Dubonet and lemonade.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a handful of nuts please and a diet ? "

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T please, a double if you will

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x

See not difficult is it! Here you go

boring tho ..."

Your choice!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers to all. To everyone's health and a naughty weekend!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dubonet and lemonade.

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

I shall partake in a pint of Cidre please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x

See not difficult is it! Here you go

boring tho ...

Your choice!

"
i meant knowing what

I'm getting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T please, a double if you will

Coming right up, beware my measure are rather on the large side

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

A double vodka

its been long and stressful day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G&T please, a double if you will

Coming right up, beware my measure are rather on the large side

Just how I like 'em

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall partake in a pint of Cidre please

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rainbow shot to start with please sexy bartender

Closely followed by a gin and lemonade and one for yourself

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x

See not difficult is it! Here you go

boring tho ...

Your choice!

i meant knowing what

I'm getting. "

Sorry about that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double vodka

its been long and stressful day"

Of course

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"G&T please, a double if you will

Coming right up, beware my measure are rather on the large side

Just how I like 'em

Perfect

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rainbow shot to start with please sexy bartender

Closely followed by a gin and lemonade and one for yourself

Peach x"

Coming right up, oh I’m not drinking tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Two bags of crisps please. Your choice.

Oh don’t do this, I’m a terrible decision maker! Make a choice please

shocking. Cheese and onion. And sweet chilli. Ta x

See not difficult is it! Here you go

boring tho ...

Your choice!

i meant knowing what

I'm getting.

Sorry about that "
you can make it up later

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Hopping Hare Ale please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Gin and tonic please xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/10/17 18:49:12]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Pork scratchings and a Bloody Mary will do just nicely, thank you x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy a Malibu and , but have to drive to work in an hour and stand the wrong side of the bar sipping water

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Gin and tonic tonight pls and a Yeager bomb Chase

thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of Merlot please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of Hopping Hare Ale please

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please xx"

Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cuba libre with ice please (I've run outta lime here

)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pork scratchings and a Bloody Mary will do just nicely, thank you x"

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really fancy a Malibu and , but have to drive to work in an hour and stand the wrong side of the bar sipping water

It’s rubbish isn’t that work thing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic tonight pls and a Yeager bomb Chase

thank you "

Oh coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of Merlot please."

Have a large one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgans spice and Pepsi max for Mr, suffer in comfort and lemonade for meeeeeeeeeee

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *loveyourassMan
over a year ago

Newport

Pint and 2 E's please Karen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuba libre with ice please (I've run outta lime here

) "

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morgans spice and Pepsi max for Mr, suffer in comfort and lemonade for meeeeeeeeeee

I’m assuming that’s southern comfort! Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint and 2 E's please Karen"

Here’s your pint, what’s the Es that you are referring to?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Absinthe. Pint of please. And a gun. Been one of those days. X

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red corona please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bombay sapphire with tonic please. Cheers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pkt a tally mojo.s, n a pkt a cliteras creams mmmmmmmmmm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *loveyourassMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Pint and 2 E's please Karen

Here’s your pint, what’s the Es that you are referring to? "

It's from shamless

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cuba libre with ice please (I've run outta lime here

)

Coming right up

Cheers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absinthe. Pint of please. And a gun. Been one of those days. X"

You can have a drink, however I don’t have a gun licence and it would make such a mess

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pkt a tally mojo.s, n a pkt a cliteras creams mmmmmmmmmm

"
oh n a can a irn bru

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A red corona please

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bombay sapphire with tonic please. Cheers"

Here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Brandy straight please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A red corona please

Coming up "

Do you know what’s in one??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint and 2 E's please Karen

Here’s your pint, what’s the Es that you are referring to?

It's from shamless

Oops sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pkt a tally mojo.s, n a pkt a cliteras creams mmmmmmmmmm

oh n a can a irn bru

Aye here you go

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pkt a tally mojo.s, n a pkt a cliteras creams mmmmmmmmmm

oh n a can a irn bru

"
n a bottle a jungle juice please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of Hopping Hare Ale please

Coming up

Perfect thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brandy straight please"

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

White wine for now please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *loveyourassMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Pint and 2 E's please Karen

Here’s your pint, what’s the Es that you are referring to?

It's from shamless

Oops sorry

Lol it's fine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A red corona please

Coming up

Do you know what’s in one??

vodka, grenadine syrup, Corona Extra lager and lime.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pkt a tally mojo.s, n a pkt a cliteras creams mmmmmmmmmm

oh n a can a irn bru

n a bottle a jungle juice please

Just no, your taking Mickey now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White wine for now please

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pkt a tally mojo.s, n a pkt a cliteras creams mmmmmmmmmm

oh n a can a irn bru

Aye here you go "
ohhh thankenyou sooooo much ur service iz first class. defo br bk for more

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I'll have a vodka cranberry please and a Butler in the buff

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rainbow shot to start with please sexy bartender

Closely followed by a gin and lemonade and one for yourself

Peach x

Coming right up, oh I’m not drinking tonight

You'll remember me in the morning then...

Peach x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a vodka cranberry please and a Butler in the buff

I’ve got your drink I’m sure someone will be naked soon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rainbow shot to start with please sexy bartender

Closely followed by a gin and lemonade and one for yourself

Peach x

Coming right up, oh I’m not drinking tonight

You'll remember me in the morning then...

Peach x"

Oh definitely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Fill me with some Sex on the Beach to keep me going

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A long island iced tea please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fill me with some Sex on the Beach to keep me going

Have a jug of it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long island iced tea please

Coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Vodka.

2 large bottles please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

For you, definitely, I’ll close the bar early

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m late today, bars open what’s everybody having?

Emergency Diet Coke please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka.

2 large bottles please.

Mr"

2 bottles of vodka? It’s a bar not a supermarket

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just latte for me up at 4 am lol decaf please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m late today, bars open what’s everybody having?

Emergency Diet Coke please."

I have Diet Coke, no emergency Diet Coke needed today and I’m still upset about that you know!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just latte for me up at 4 am lol decaf please "

Coming right up, I’m up at 530am

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka.

2 large bottles please.

Mr"

One of ‘those’ days by any chance?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m late today, bars open what’s everybody having?

Emergency Diet Coke please.

I have Diet Coke, no emergency Diet Coke needed today and I’m still upset about that you know!

Thank you. I'll make it up to you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Can I hav a jd and diet please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have rum...a pint of.. Neat with ice please.

Just had to cancel a meet.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I hav a jd and diet please

Aye coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have rum...a pint of.. Neat with ice please.

Just had to cancel a meet.

Oh dear, here’s your drink

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"Can I hav a jd and diet please

Aye coming up

Thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

For you, definitely, I’ll close the bar early

Mwah. Big snogs and booby hugs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

For you, definitely, I’ll close the bar early

Mwah. Big snogs and booby hugs. "

Definitely

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Good evening SB, I hope you're well.

As it's Friday the 13th, I'll have a Bloody Mary, and one for yourself sweetcheeks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

"
*steals line*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening SB, I hope you're well.

As it's Friday the 13th, I'll have a Bloody Mary, and one for yourself sweetcheeks

Here’s yours, I’ll just have a soda and lime thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have rum...a pint of.. Neat with ice please.

Just had to cancel a meet.

Oh dear, here’s your drink

Thanks

chug chug. \_/

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

*steals line*"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I’ll have a sexybrunette and tonic please

*steals line*

"
not gonna use it straight away ....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large white wine please x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large white wine please x "

Coming right up x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bars closed, I’m off for snogs and booby hugs with HH

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SexyB, can I get a prosecco, please?

If anyone’s offering ‘the ride’, I’ll take one...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SexyB, can I get a prosecco, please?

If anyone’s offering ‘the ride’, I’ll take one...

If ya quick, I’m closing early tonight

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"SexyB, can I get a prosecco, please?

If anyone’s offering ‘the ride’, I’ll take one...

"
ive got a bottle of bubbly back at mine ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SexyB, can I get a prosecco, please?

If anyone’s offering ‘the ride’, I’ll take one...

If ya quick, I’m closing early tonight

You belt away, I’ll help myself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SexyB, can I get a prosecco, please?

If anyone’s offering ‘the ride’, I’ll take one...

If ya quick, I’m closing early tonight

You belt away, I’ll help myself

Cool, someone has offered you a bottle back at theirs anyway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laurent Perrier

G & T please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Couldn't wait, on the red sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 13/10/17 20:46:44]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pint of Caffrey's for me please and a peach schnapps for the lady.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inkycouplespainCouple
over a year ago

Malaga Spain but sometimes Manchester and

"I’m late today, bars open what’s everybody having?

Fancy a cocktail mmmm " Sex on the beach please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Caffreys, god is that still about??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Laurent Perrier

G & T please

Why not both ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet ròse please x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Big big glass of wine please.ill get this

Bottle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Big big glass of wine please.

Red or white

Pink

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilent.KnightMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Big big glass of wine please.

Red or white

Pink

"
always go pink

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread