FabSwingers.com forum: You wont be disappointed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really laugh when i read this on a status or when you say no thanks and get “you wont be disappointed”

What amuses you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

veris with "treat her with respect" at the end after describing her as a dirty little cumslut that sucks amazing cock

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

It's the usernames some people use, absolutely hilarious. The ones that proclaim great sexual deeds. Even the just plane weird like camelchaser or something similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife mainly.

Also a girl we met, she’s funny.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I dont bite...good lol ,probably frowned upon

Miss

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"It's the usernames some people use, absolutely hilarious. The ones that proclaim great sexual deeds. Even the just plane weird like camelchaser or something similar. "

Camelchaser, I got an image of some bloke in a table cloth and a Tommy Cooper Fez running after his camel in the dessert, am I broken?

Weird names like botu & Paul1973Hull?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly. "

What does sanity have to do with cock size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.

What does sanity have to do with cock size?

Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.

What does sanity have to do with cock size?

Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain

Old friend of mine has a rather large member and this was actually a real issue for him.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.

What does sanity have to do with cock size?

Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain

Ah, so that explains my mental health problems

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By *l4yerMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

49 year old women who's upper age limit is 50....not 51?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly.

What does sanity have to do with cock size?

Take a lot of blood to fill a big dick leaving less to power the brain

Old friend of mine has a rather large member and this was actually a real issue for him.

Really?

Blood taken for a blood donation is around 3-4 times the amount needed for an erection.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Written on a couples profile that had 'looked' at me:

"Looking to get to know other couples for socialising

Go for a few drinks and harmless flirting

May consider the odd single person"

Ok..Roll up all you odd singletons

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Pictures showing cars.... or usernames with the make of car in it - for some reasons you never see skodasexbomb though

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

The part we're I don't do sexchat online in profile. And still they try, I simply find it boring talking about it

. But hey if they can have the ability to read easily then a profile should easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say there new & inexperienced and been on a year

lol

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

'Don't pass him by ladies, he's a real gem', but you didn't play and you're the only veri! What's all that about, eh!!!!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think requesting cocks 8"+ only is a bit naive. Especially if it's beards only or no beards only or some other physical specific.

As the UK average is 5.3". The proportion of sane men over 6" is tiny. So if you never leave your home town I think you'd run out of sex partners pretty quickly. "

I'm doomed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...but you won't be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex only on profile, with pics of them barebacking in their public photos.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Written on a couples profile that had 'looked' at me:

"Looking to get to know other couples for socialising

Go for a few drinks and harmless flirting

May consider the odd single person"

Ok..Roll up all you odd singletons

"
I'm odd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the names are hilarious , lone wolf, knight rider,terminator,iceman etc etc , they have watched too many films,,, ooh lone wolf quick drop to my knees swoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were contacted by a couple so we asked to have a phone call to check who is who, hilarious,

The phone was answered by a guy chatted for a few mins then asked to speak to his Mrs. ,,,, haha brill it was the same guy trying to talk like a woman saying she had a sore throat it was hysterical .

Eventually he came clean and said he loved our profile and just wanted to chat... Yet another keyboard warrior called Tim 60 yrs old still living with his mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest and say you will be disappointed but I'm very good at apologising about it.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Pictures of just a shoe or a nail on couple profile,yes seen both.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the drivel posted on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The angst and outrage some people people display on here.

The people pretending they don't want attention but are really gagging for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of the names are hilarious , lone wolf, knight rider,terminator,iceman etc etc , they have watched too many films,,, ooh lone wolf quick drop to my knees swoon

Play Misty for me.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

'Sucks like a Dyson'

I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Classy choosey lady looking for select few as I have standard's

20 plus pics of close ups of her cervix and 200 plus veris, on site 3 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my couples profile my boyfriends pics has more fabs off 'straight' guys than off women lol.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"'Sucks like a Dyson'

I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!"

You don't want your floor cleaned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Sucks like a Dyson'

I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!"

I suck like a Henry.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"'Sucks like a Dyson'

I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!

I suck like a Henry."

Isn't there a Harriet as well...?

Well if it's a Henry, as long as you shave your chin

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

‘Easygoing, laidback person...”

Followed by a huge list of do’s and don’ts and general negativity.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"'Sucks like a Dyson'

I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!

I suck like a Henry.

Isn't there a Harriet as well...?

Well if it's a Henry, as long as you shave your chin

Harriet?? Meant Henrietta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Easygoing, laidback person...”

Followed by a huge list of do’s and don’ts and general negativity."

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Love giving oral and can breathe through my ears"

...oh really?

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

People stumbling and then breaking out into a run to try to look cool...

To be fare I have done the odd starsky and hutch role when I've fallen over...

But that does look cool..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Love giving oral and can breathe through my ears"

...oh really?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

The phone was answered by a guy chatted for a few mins then asked to speak to his Mrs. ,,,, haha brill it was the same guy trying to talk like a woman saying she had a sore throat it was hysterical ....

That's so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Sucks like a Dyson'

I prefer a decent bj to liposuction!

I suck like a Henry.

Isn't there a Harriet as well...?

Well if it's a Henry, as long as you shave your chin

Harriet?? Meant Henrietta!

It’s hetty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarcasm in its finest form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scarcasm in its finest form

dont people actually message and ask if i have killed people as i have bodies under my patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm amused when someone passes comments to me that I know couldn't be further from the truth, when they think they know what I'm thinking. It's not normally what I'm thinking.

Reading lots of threads on here, and some posts from people genuinely amuse me.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Just seen this one from a single guy....

can accommodate for the right people.

Now would that be F or FF lol?!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Some usernames really crack me up, and can also really put me off.

Things written in the profile.

Like a list of their achievements, depending on how it's written - Oral master. Can go all night. You won't be disappointed. Gauranteed to make you squirt, are a few.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen this one from a single guy....

can accommodate for the right people.

Now would that be F or FF lol?!

Or anyone with a pulse

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Just seen this one from a single guy....

can accommodate for the right people.

Now would that be F or FF lol?!

Or anyone with a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes usually

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Gushes like a fountain" - mostly written by people who have not been to Trafalgar Square

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