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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I know it’s still October but tomorrow the lady wife and my good self are taking the day off work to get all the Christmas shopping done in one hit, looking at the list of purchases ahead I started to think of gifts of the past and wondered what was the worst gift I’ve got for my wife, I’m not saying what it is but it does get mentioned occasionally, anyway, what’s the worst gift you’ve ever received for Chrimbo?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

The nosedive in my bank balance

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

A reminder in October

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got eyebag concealer cream and anti wrinkle cream one year from my then husband. I was not pleased. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every year I get y fronts,when I really want......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get some shockers from the late mother in law. I think a purple waffle effect table cloth was amongst the worst. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly can't think of an aweful gift I've gotten. Most have been awesome, and the ones I don't like for me are good for re-gifting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex bought me a teapot

His extended family bought me plates, bowls, cups. I was lucky enough to have a whole dinner service

I wouldn't have minded so much, but we had only been dating a matter of weeks

I have also had...

A chair

Some biscuits ( from a multipack)

A watch ( that I subsequently found out was off the back of a lorry)

Some cookery books

And a book on potty training

I am a very lucky girl

Actually, someone gave me a gift today

Three croissants

A packet of crab sticks ( unlabelled and undated)

And enough mushrooms to feed the whole street

This was given with love though. So I'll let her off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Christmas, a book ‘Conversations with God’ from the boyfriend at the time and I knew it was a book he wanted to read! It cost £5.99. Price tag on the back.

I was at his parents, when his Mum asked me what he gave me. I could see she and the Dad were embarrassed too. They were over nice to me the rest of the day...

He was very very tight with money. There were quite a few bad presents...

A manual juicer? really tacky costume jewellery... the kind that looks like bling from primark...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

One Christmas my husband gave me a new ironing board cover, a MelB workout DVD and a BUPA test to check the condition of my liver .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One Christmas my husband gave me a new ironing board cover, a MelB workout DVD and a BUPA test to check the condition of my liver . "

Was your liver ok?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

An ex sister in law bought me a copy of The Guinness Book Of Records. I was 33 at the time, not 13......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex sister in law bought me a copy of The Guinness Book Of Records. I was 33 at the time, not 13...... "

I'll wager a bet you read it

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

A mechanical fishtank why

A jumper with a bloody big eagle on the front lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

A set of knives in a little suitcase from an ex .......I was a bit angry ..

..he kept his distance for the rest of the day

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


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Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A set of knives in a little suitcase from an ex .......I was a bit angry ..

..he kept his distance for the rest of the day "

Very wise

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"An ex sister in law bought me a copy of The Guinness Book Of Records. I was 33 at the time, not 13......

I'll wager a bet you read it "

I did substitute a few random facts for the game of Trivial Pursuit which they bought me the year after

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"A set of knives in a little suitcase from an ex .......I was a bit angry ..

..he kept his distance for the rest of the day

Very wise"

Sharp knives and all that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mechanical fishtank why

A jumper with a bloody big eagle on the front lol"

The jumper sounds pretty cool

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"A mechanical fishtank why

A jumper with a bloody big eagle on the front lol

The jumper sounds pretty cool "

Trust me it wasn’t lol

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By *icoleAndLisaTransCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port


"Yes I know it’s still October but tomorrow the lady wife and my good self are taking the day off work to get all the Christmas shopping done in one hit, looking at the list of purchases ahead I started to think of gifts of the past and wondered what was the worst gift I’ve got for my wife, I’m not saying what it is but it does get mentioned occasionally, anyway, what’s the worst gift you’ve ever received for Chrimbo?"

Big Mouth Billy Bass.

With a Santa hat on.

That sang Christmas songs.

My ex's step mum was a bugger for Christmas presents, with the emphasis on Christmas. So you'd be there on 25th of December, unwrapping something that you'd be shoving in the loft on 6th January.

I lost track of most of them, but the singing fish is something I've always been unable to blot out.

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Yes I know it’s still October but tomorrow the lady wife and my good self are taking the day off work to get all the Christmas shopping done in one hit, looking at the list of purchases ahead I started to think of gifts of the past and wondered what was the worst gift I’ve got for my wife, I’m not saying what it is but it does get mentioned occasionally, anyway, what’s the worst gift you’ve ever received for Chrimbo?

Big Mouth Billy Bass.

With a Santa hat on.

That sang Christmas songs.

My ex's step mum was a bugger for Christmas presents, with the emphasis on Christmas. So you'd be there on 25th of December, unwrapping something that you'd be shoving in the loft on 6th January.

I lost track of most of them, but the singing fish is something I've always been unable to blot out. "

Don’t lie you loved it

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By *ilkes74Man
over a year ago

Reading

A foldable snow shovel.

I'm surprised they were manufactured, let alone purchased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Years ago the wife bought me a chunky cream jumper with some elaborate patterns and fat brown buttons. She could immediately tell i didn't like it so tried telling me i looked really classy in it, like Jude Law (i really, REALLY didn't). It went back in January.

I've more than returned the favour with 1 or 2 shockers of my own. I do find i'm getting better at gift buying as i get older though.

Mr

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By *azsarCouple
over a year ago

bexhill

I brought my ex wife seat covers for a ford capri we had an Orion

Car care kit

Some flowers

And a big bar of fruit and nut

All at 10 on Christmas Eve now I thought between me and the little man in that petrol station had done bloody well being Christmas Eve

And she had the cheek to say I had made no effort

20 minutes I was in that bloody petrol station

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

A soda stream - why?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"One Christmas my husband gave me a new ironing board cover, a MelB workout DVD and a BUPA test to check the condition of my liver .

Was your liver ok? "

Thanks for your concern. He always thought I drank too much.

What was hilarious was it proved my liver was in better condition than his .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A soda stream - why?"

Was this back in the 80s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cath Kidston tea towel.

"Oh, that's nice". Like i'm - in fucking - capable of buying my own tea towel.

I love Cath Kidston, but a tea towel! Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ex sister in law bought me a copy of The Guinness Book Of Records. I was 33 at the time, not 13......

I'll wager a bet you read it

I did substitute a few random facts for the game of Trivial Pursuit which they bought me the year after "

Good man

See I can behave good

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