FabSwingers.com forum: Fab cliches and what they really mean

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

For the comics...

"we are a couple very much in love " = we are swinging in a last desperate attempt to save our relationship and if we meet you in the, within thirty minutes, we will start arguing so scarily that you will seriously think about calling the police.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Cynics not comics!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"For the comics...

Is that not true then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages such as 'great tits' will be deleted"

Translation: I have great tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' i am very honest and discrete..any meets need to be honest and discrete, very easy going, and discrete, quite good looking, and discrete...'- married and no intention of meeting anyone as im way too paranoid..it's essential 'discreet' is misspelled..

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By *ophieLouiseTV/TS
over a year ago

yorks

"' i am very honest and discrete..any meets need to be honest and discrete, very easy going, and discrete, quite good looking, and discrete...'- married and no intention of meeting anyone as im way too paranoid..it's essential 'discreet' is misspelled.."

Touche, excellent stuff

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" good with my fingers " - pokes and prods around without a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am amazing at oral sex" = someone told me once that they were enjoying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotionally unavailable = Potential Pyscopath?

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Not looking to shag all the site = I have serious guilt feelings about being on a swingers site so need to convince myself I am a moral cut above everyone else on here who will clearly fuck anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung" = almost certainly not hung

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Not looking to shag all the site = I have serious guilt feelings about being on a swingers site so need to convince myself I am a moral cut above everyone else on here who will clearly fuck anything. "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Messages such as 'great tits' will be deleted"

Translation: I have great tits"

No male has looked me in the eye since I bought my first bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here a while = my pic will be at least 10 years out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun-loving guy, likes a laugh and plenty of banter- raging alcoholic with no social skills whatsoever...

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Love banter = will make a racist joke within five minutes of meeting and call you a pc fascist if you demur.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Professional couple. = we are utter snobs who are as thick as pig shot but because we work in an office think we are something special

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Seduce my mind - say I'm sexy and my draws will drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant "

Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Looking for a club buddy - I'm too shy to go on my own and it's cheaper if I take a woman. Once I'm in though I can ditch her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a time waster= "endless email and kik sessions, I have no intention of meeting you"

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" never failed to make a woman cum" - hasn't a clue that every single one he's fucked so far has faked it

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant

Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol"

Get the kit used and you'll pass

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Love banter = will make a racist joke within five minutes of meeting and call you a pc fascist if you demur. "
That one works on or off site anyway.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Can go for hours " - 21 seconds to go....

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Discreet = slag on the down low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" never failed to make a woman cum" - hasn't a clue that every single one he's fucked so far has faked it

Adding- love to perform oral for hours= "I've no clue what I'm doing"

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"" never failed to make a woman cum" - hasn't a clue that every single one he's fucked so far has faked it

Adding- love to perform oral for hours= "I've no clue what I'm doing""

Very true.

Lick you for hours - no I will punch you after 10 mins max as I will be bored

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By *ysnomiaMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Looking for a club buddy - I'm too shy to go on my own and it's cheaper if I take a woman. Once I'm in though I can ditch her "
...or not dare leave her all night, in case she does better than me... erm, you, ...does better than you.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Really laid back guy - default thing a bloke says about the man in a couple he meets. Means I paid little or no attention to him as I was too busy lusting after the woman. Hence I have no idea what he is like. However, as he didn't attack me with a baseball bat when I fucked his missus he must be laid back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will fill in later

My inbox is full of horny blokes so no effort required on my part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant

Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol

Get the kit used and you'll pass

I'm that rubbish I can't open the box lol

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

No blacks or Asians, not racist, just a preference = that reminds me I must renew my BNP membership.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"" true dominant" - clueless idiot who's seen 50 shades and thinks owning the anne summers beginners bondage kit ( still unused in his picture ) makes him a dominant

Shit I knew I wasn't doing this right lol

Get the kit used and you'll pass

I'm that rubbish I can't open the box lol"

Safety knife needed . A "true dom" always has one

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Safe sex only, we don't play Russian roulette. We have to say that to get meets, but will happily ditch condoms if we think you "look" clean.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" I always wear protection " - the 50 bareback pics , all with different women, are all ex's

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Love oral - 5 second pussy lick and I'm done but you can suck my cock all night

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I don't have a type - looking for any hole , I will provide a paper bag if needed ( double bag if really grim)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experienced 20 year old Dom= "I saw Fifty Shades and I like telling people what to do"

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Married but have permission from my wife to play = to play football that is.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Open to social meets too - I will ask for a blowjob in the car after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never play on first meet"

Means I do play on first meets but it's an insurance policy in case you repulse me.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I'll draw a diagram and take my chances you fully understand ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking to shag all the site"

= Haven't been able to get a shag on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Experienced swinger"

Means I've seen some things man. Things no one should ever see. I have flashbacks!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Not looking to shag the whole site... = just one shag would be great..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just here for the forums"

I have no friends to phone.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Last night was awesome, You know who you are - you don’t and neither do I, my almost hourly status updates virtually begging for a meet and then slagging the site off because I can’t get a meet are not working so I’m pretending I had one as a desperate attempt to convince you that at least one person wants to fuck me so I can’t be that bad

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Sydney university - gullible with a sheep's mentality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into pics, filming, photography or cam sessions

= DO NOT TAKE MY PICTURE!!!!

(you know this is for you LL. x)

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Status update "I'm deleting this later " - pay me some attention and someone give me a pity fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple looking for men="she has no idea that I'm on here"

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Up for anything in bed - inexperienced, only ever done missionary position but if I whisper " dirty slut" in your ear I can wing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please stop the random friend requests"

Please request my friendship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No pic, no reply"

You won't get a reply anyway but at least I get to see the disgrace of a human I'm ignoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single female with fuck buddy = Not single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" never failed to make a woman cum" - hasn't a clue that every single one he's fucked so far has faked it

Or he’s just a liar!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Returning fabber on new account"

I'm so old I can't remember the password to my old one.

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By *rjimMan
over a year ago

nr bristol

Dont give my phone number out = married and terrified or sound like a complete moron and can't string two words together.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Looking for fun - i have zero imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly- I'm a stoner and may or may not be able to get a hard on, but I've warned you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single female profile ~ My partner my occasionally watch / join in.....

= Our couple profile gets no attention!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Here for a good time not a long time - once I've cum, get your clothes on and leave

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

'Hung' 'vwe' vvwe' plus only cock pics = (like my ex) you think having a big cock is all it takes to satisfy and have no imagination and little interest in foreplay

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Never had any complaints =

Never had any shags either. Not interested in partner pleasure or feedback anyway.

Very mature for my age = your friends might ask you if I'm your grandson if seen together and I wouldn't mind some pocket money for the bus.

Keep it covered = I'll do it doggy and slip the condom off if you insist on condoms when I don't bring them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public

Haha yep...we know a few of these SS

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public

Haha yep...we know a few of these SS

You're a super spy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this lol

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

guys is there anything I am still able to write in my profile that isn't considered as being a cliche??

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

We are not cliche

We are 'unique' just like every other..... oh bugger.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Not like others on here-I'm even worse ,which you will soon find out.

I can't post pics due to my job-Deluded /attached/a minger.

Miss

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

One of the few genuine people here =

No more honest or genuine than the next. Has a sense of entitlement too, so you ought to respond to their messages.

Totally open minded @=

Open to you pleasing me however I like it.

I see beauty in all women, irrespective of looks etc =

Desperate to shag anyone

Up for mmf and comfortable around boyfriends and husbands, straight couples ONLY! =

Does bi stuff on the quiet so doesn't want to be recognized or outed.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"No blacks or Asians, not racist, just a preference = that reminds me I must renew my BNP membership. "

I saw a chav on the news boasting about attacking a polish person but claiming they weren't racist because they "have Muslim friends" and only attack immigrants. It is wonderful the mental gymnastics people perform!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple not into married men......

I'll let other men fuck my wife apart from married ones playing on there own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I am amazing at oral sex" = someone told me once that they were enjoying it."

I’m amazing at oral = I have erectile dysfunction and use oral to compensate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Experienced swinger"

Means I've seen some things man. Things no one should ever see. I have flashbacks!"

Oh yes, I relate to this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seduce my mind - say I'm sexy and my draws will drop "

Or I want you to put all the effort in...I'll reply with one word answers to drag it out as long as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite - unless you ask me to..!"

I'm convinced that I'm hilariously funny and irresistible, but can't understand why people tell me that I'm a boring idiot...

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By *ipBiterLexiWoman
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

""Messages such as 'great tits' will be deleted"

Translation: I have great tits"

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a couple profile: male half only playing = there’s rarely a female half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a couple profile: male half only playing = there’s rarely a female half"

Can not accommodate = wife at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are my "ever so hot lover" ..... until tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for Genuine guys" = will only meet men who are chizzled pin up types,l to boost my ego ever though I know it was be a quick one off fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gushes for England and soaked the bed. Advertisement for tenna ladies incontinence pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to meet separately = SINGLE

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By *isst123Couple
over a year ago

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"Love banter = will make a racist joke within five minutes of meeting and call you a pc fascist if you demur. "

Love it. You’re nailing these spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney university - gullible with a sheep's mentality "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I am amazing at oral sex" = someone told me once that they were enjoying it.

I’m amazing at oral = I have erectile dysfunction and use oral to compensate."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

""I am amazing at oral sex" = someone told me once that they were enjoying it.

I’m amazing at oral = I have erectile dysfunction and use oral to compensate.

Stayer.... Refuses to leave

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 14/10/17 17:55:01]

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Repeater.... Two pump chump who can't last the first time

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Looking for an exclusive fb - I will leave fab and rejoin once we are fucking. Too stupid to not post the same pics public

#2... exclusive means you are to me but I can still fuck whoever I can get my hands on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

husband has an amazing tongue and will make any woman cum- my cocks not that big and I'll write this

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Not new here- had a tantrum and deleted my last profile.

Miss

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Not new here- had a tantrum and deleted my last profile.

Miss"

#2 got caught on here by OH, trying to sneak back on

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not new here- had a tantrum and deleted my last profile.

Miss

#2 got caught on here by OH, trying to sneak back on"

#3 got known for being an arse (poss inc playing bare while claiming to be safe) so have reinvented myself and hoping none of those people recognise me

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Social first

Too tight to pay for a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really laid back guy - default thing a bloke says about the man in a couple he meets. Means I paid little or no attention to him as I was too busy lusting after the woman. Hence I have no idea what he is like. However, as he didn't attack me with a baseball bat when I fucked his missus he must be laid back. "

Isn't that the litmus test to see if the guy is cool?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open minded" followed by a long list of supposed interests

= Runs off screaming, at the mention of the word ' vibrator'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell it how it is"

I'm a mardy cunt with no tact and unreasonably demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your loss.

Means noone one will meet me so saying this as one last attempt for a pity meet

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By *iss hot N.E.Woman
over a year ago

north east

"Met this absolute gorgeous person last night " = better call this minger gorgeous so I get a decent return veri.....

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By *iss hot N.E.Woman
over a year ago

north east

"I give great oral" = I have a small cock

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By *iss hot N.E.Woman
over a year ago

north east

"Hi how are you, how you finding this site" = a boring person who clearly hadn't read my profile and seen that I've had lots of successful meets!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Can breathe through my ears" - anatomically strange or a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that the litmus test to see if the guy is cool?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Been here before and know how it works"

Either a total newbie trying to sound experienced

Threw a strop and went UNLOS when they couldn't get any meets last time round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I tell it how it is"

I'm a mardy cunt with no tact and unreasonably demanding"

Ha ha you've got me down to a tee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Met this absolute gorgeous person last night " = better call this minger gorgeous so I get a decent return veri....."

OH MY GOD EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN IS A LIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am patient i am not demanding and i will not bombard you with messages when you said no thanks

means: i will plague you with messages and hope that you will change your mind and meet me failing that ill wank over your photos

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Great sense of humour..... Hope I can laugh my way into your knickers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

34 = 43

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Athletic figure.. sumo wrestlers are athletes, right ?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Single but need discretion..work on till in Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bbc only = only black blokes who have never shagged a white woman will touch me as I am a minger .

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By *icoleAndLisaTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

"Taboo" = "I want to talk about underage / banging my sister / you banging yours."

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Want to know more,ask.

Too boring/lazy to write anything or make any effort on my profile .

Miss

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Will fill in later...will never fill in then moan I don't get meets/attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First meet Social....have no vanilla friends who want to go to the pub with them and will keep you there all night talking about rubbish, with no intention of ever playing in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi how are you, how you finding this site" = a boring person who clearly hadn't read my profile and seen that I've had lots of successful meets! "

When I get them I just reply saying pretty easy I have it saved in favorites

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"34 = 43"

I'll take that one if it means I'm 25 again!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"34 = 43

I'll take that one if it means I'm 25 again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you shaved?"- I dont really care I want to shag you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quality not quantity- I'm actually a jealous bitch and will get annoyed if I see you with anyone new

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

""Hi how are you, how you finding this site" = a boring person who clearly hadn't read my profile and seen that I've had lots of successful meets! "

Yes!

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