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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Right now I have your attention, I’ve just invented something. I need an engineer, a designer and testers etc. My invention is for a foot lever that lifts the toilet seat up and down without using your hands. I also just thought about having a toilet roller warmer. Right so who’s going to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/p5uFCRcaGgo

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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"https://youtu.be/p5uFCRcaGgo"
that looks expensive and too technical. Mine will just be a pedal and a lever like on a pedal bin that will fit any toilet.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Can you do a toilet seat warmer instead please?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

https://www.google.com/patents/US20120272443

sorry

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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"Can you do a toilet seat warmer instead please?"
lol will you test it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While a toilet roll warmer sounds very nice, I see it going very very wrong. But as a lawyer I'll handle the cases against you when people start setting their bathrooms on fire. (On the side of the injured party, of course. I'd like to win ).

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Why not just spring loaded so it goes up automagically. That way no-one wil ever piss on it.

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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"https://www.google.com/patents/US20120272443

sorry "

thanks bloody spoil sports!

What about a simple pulley system you can tug the seat up?

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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"Why not just spring loaded so it goes up automagically. That way no-one wil ever piss on it."
now your thinking! You could call it the swinger!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I seem to remember this being invented years, going under the name of the piddle pedal

have a look at what the Japanese have come up with- self cleaning toilets, ones give you a freshen up and even the option of a camera- for that 'live action' experience

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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"I seem to remember this being invented years, going under the name of the piddle pedal

have a look at what the Japanese have come up with- self cleaning toilets, ones give you a freshen up and even the option of a camera- for that 'live action' experience "

I think I may concentrate on the toilet roll warmer in that case, I could try the toaster on low and see how that works out

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Right now I have your attention, I’ve just invented something. I need an engineer, a designer and testers etc. My invention is for a foot lever that lifts the toilet seat up and down without using your hands. I also just thought about having a toilet roller warmer. Right so who’s going to help? "

What's this got to do with Pig Pulling?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Right now I have your attention, I’ve just invented something. I need an engineer, a designer and testers etc. My invention is for a foot lever that lifts the toilet seat up and down without using your hands. I also just thought about having a toilet roller warmer. Right so who’s going to help? "

No need to make it im here I’ll even warm the seat for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave it up

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By *eadySteadyCock OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tredegar


"Just leave it up "
that’s the correct position

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Reusable toilet seats that are removed once someone has sat down. Then sold on to sniffers or placed inside the crocheted cover (like those lol roll holders older folk loved making).

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