FabSwingers.com forum: Swinger Stereotypes Anonymous

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to SS Anonymous, and what is your name?

"Hi I'm BigJohn and my cock is twenty foot long"

Bonus points for rhymes

Go!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Welcome to SS Anonymous, and what is your name?

"Hi I'm BigJohn and my cock is twenty foot long"

Bonus points for rhymes

Go!"

Hi, My name is Granny and I'm too old to Fuck.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

hi we are co antrim and we feel as old as the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...

Hi, My name is Granny and I'm too old to Fuck."

No you're not, you're hot.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i'm eveshamgal and i am shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am BBW, sorry for any typos it's hard to type and eat cake at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name is Sox and..... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah....yes he sometimes takes it up the dirt-box

Sigh,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, my names Jack, I'm here to fill ya crack, and this is Kate and you'll think she's great

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Hi I'm _obbytupper and I do.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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Hi, My name is Granny and I'm too old to Fuck.

No you're not, you're hot."

I think you are missing the point of the thread

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"The name is Sox and..... blah-blah-blah-blah-blah....yes he sometimes takes it up the dirt-box

Sigh,,,,,

LOL you do make me laugh LOL

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By *ravellingAndyMan
over a year ago

Brandon

I'm TravellingAndy and I travel, that's handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crube and i can be rude

( that almost rhymes... Half a point?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Pearl Necklace, and I like to wear pearls, real or otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Wishy, and rather quite dishy.

Siren is a cutiepie and is partial to cream pie.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

I am Scarlett and a harlot

He is Rhett, the best a woman can get. (his words not mine )

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i'm jem and i swing alone

my hubby sits wearing a cockcage at home

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I'm black and great in the sack... oh.. hang on... that one's true!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fun and respect and I'll respect your fun...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I'm Aphrodite and a BJ that s mighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names is Tom and I'm a sub looking for a dom

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

my name is horny spunk muncher,

and i live up to my name,

sordid sex with a bunch er'

strangers and to swollow is my game..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm crube and i can be rude

( that almost rhymes... Half a point?)

I'll give it to ya, but I'm putting down "Must try harder" on your report sheet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am Scarlett and a harlot

He is Rhett, the best a woman can get. (his words not mine )

I love certain words, Harlot is one of them. Takes me right back to my sexually repressed days as a young fundamentalist Christian.

Some good ones include:

* Harlot

* Fornicating

* Living in Sin

So wrong it's right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nicknames Red and I'm dynamite in bed!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

My name is Wendy, and hell am I bendy!!

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