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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whatever happened to the trend for those little fish that eat the dead skin off if your feet?

I bet it's something to do with the EU. Maybe they'll make a cum back after Brexit?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet "

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?.. "

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know "

With all that long hair? Are you sure?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know

With all that long hair? Are you sure? "

I'm sure Hatter would make a much better mermaid than me

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know "
bet you'd look good in a scallop shell bikini

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know bet you'd look good in a scallop shell bikini "

Well I am actually a Pisces, but I wouldn't go that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know bet you'd look good in a scallop shell bikini

Well I am actually a Pisces, but I wouldn't go that far "

I'm sure you could scale it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"There used to be one in Westfield in Derby, I never went, but it did seem to be quite a passing fad as it was popular when it first opened, then it disappeared within a year.

They're called Garra rufa fish—a variety of Turkish toothless carp. Apparently there is a risk of cross infection from one human to another, so I tend to use a pumice stone to clean my feet

How do you clean the webbing between your toes?..

I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know bet you'd look good in a scallop shell bikini

Well I am actually a Pisces, but I wouldn't go that far

I'm sure you could scale it."

You do talk a load of codswallop at times

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


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I'm not a flipping mermaid ya know bet you'd look good in a scallop shell bikini "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting! I was hoping for more fish related puns, but that'll have to do I guess.

There's always a plaice for it, halibut we cod do better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting! I was hoping for more fish related puns, but that'll have to do I guess.

There's always a plaice for it, halibut we cod do better..."

Oh for goodness hake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Interesting! I was hoping for more fish related puns, but that'll have to do I guess.

There's always a plaice for it, halibut we cod do better..."

Oh I see, so your initial opening post was just a red herring?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

They still have them near me.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Interesting! I was hoping for more fish related puns, but that'll have to do I guess.

There's always a plaice for it, halibut we cod do better...

Oh I see, so your initial opening post was just a red herring? "
this all needs smelting down the whitings on the wall ask john dory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a long time ago but there was one on Brighton Palace Pier. Those little fish do their job really well. My feet were so clean and smooth after that.

I was like, oh my cod!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting! I was hoping for more fish related puns, but that'll have to do I guess.

There's always a plaice for it, halibut we cod do better...

Oh I see, so your initial opening post was just a red herring? this all needs smelting down the whitings on the wall ask john dory."

Oh my cod, you've got to be squiding me. These puns are terrible.

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