FabSwingers.com forum: Cook me / do me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you feed / cook for the person above and what activity would you partake in with them?

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By *ettinkWoman
over a year ago

fairyfactory

Estella - a light pasta dish and scrabble.

Lots of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full English and a mug of tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Estella - a light pasta dish and scrabble.

Lots of wine "

Retink - veggie curry and a night of crafting, plenty of glitter!

Def wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A full English and a mug of tea. "

Feed you Lib's cock and a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full English and a mug of tea. "

Forgot the activity

French elastics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A full English and a mug of tea. "

I'd feed her Lib with a side order of Lib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full English and a mug of tea.

Feed you Lib's cock and a threesome.

I'll be full for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cooking.... just jump to the fun stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full English and a mug of tea.

I'd feed her Lib with a side order of Lib

More Lib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A full English and a mug of tea.

I'd feed her Lib with a side order of Lib

Sloppy seconds with Lib and yoga

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Estella and I have the same idea. Dearie dear. I'm not an original.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I'd make her a selection of snacks and take her for a picnic. I see she likes outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x

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By *evensnipeMan
over a year ago

Dinbych

For you Estella, I'd make you a rich dark chocolate and Cointreau mousse with wonderful Madagascan 85% Chocolate and rich Jersey cream with a side of bitter orange segments, and a shortbread with Chinese peppercorn to add a little bit of extra spice.

I'd blindfold you and feed it to you very very very slowly.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sevensnipe:

Toblerone and let you take me shopping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For you Estella, I'd make you a rich dark chocolate and Cointreau mousse with wonderful Madagascan 85% Chocolate and rich Jersey cream with a side of bitter orange segments, and a shortbread with Chinese peppercorn to add a little bit of extra spice.

I'd blindfold you and feed it to you very very very slowly....."

Gameover. We have a winner!!

Please skip me and do Sevensnipe next person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Princess Peach is next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x"

Are you dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For _rincess peach:

Lobster BBQ and then I'll get the guitar out and we'll have a singalong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty.

Paella and flamenco dancing....naked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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I'd make her a selection of snacks and take her for a picnic. I see she likes outdoors

Mexican, tequila shots and dancing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Peach -

A kebab, no chilli sauce though.

Then ride her like seabiscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop objectifying me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x

Are you dessert?

I sure am XX

If your up for it x

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop objectifying me.

Never.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Cone of chips and a finger blast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cone of chips and a finger blast."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clem. Pie mash and liquor and a naked swim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cone of chips and a finger blast."

Kik me. Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x

Are you dessert?

I sure am XX

If your up for it x"

Where is Montrose exactly?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Princess Peach -

A kebab, no chilli sauce though.

Then ride her like seabiscuit"

Oh Hat trick

I'd feed you the kebab meat, I'll just eat the salad

Then a Clockwork Orange/Alice in Wonderland, tantric, rolling on the seas evening of kinky fuckery penisy fandango tango goodness would ensue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Are you volunteering?

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By *ettinkWoman
over a year ago

fairyfactory

"Cone of chips and a finger blast."

Liver and a nice chianti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x

Are you dessert?

I sure am XX

If your up for it x

Where is Montrose exactly? "

In Scotland lol x

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Saddle back steak fried egg beef tomatoes carramlised onions

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Liver and a nice chianti"

Have to serve up some cakes. With some cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x

Are you dessert?

I sure am XX

If your up for it x

Where is Montrose exactly?

In Scotland lol x"

Bit of a trek for a dessert

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Liver and a nice chianti"

I'll take the liver, but we're doing sober october....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The brain x

Skip dinner straight to dessert x

Are you dessert?

I sure am XX

If your up for it x

Where is Montrose exactly?

Would I not be worth it x

In Scotland lol x

Bit of a trek for a dessert

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Clem. Pie mash and liquor and a naked swim."

I flipping love pie And mash! Keep your swimming though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clem. Pie mash and liquor and a naked swim.

I flipping love pie And mash! Keep your swimming though.."

More pie and mash then

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Liver and a nice chianti

I'll take the liver, but we're doing sober october...."

I'd bake you your favourite cake and let you eat it off me

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Kik me. Now"

I kiked you some filth AGES ago! Some filth that you chose to ignore......

Oh.. One more thing.. The of the cone will be full of vinegar...

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Liver and a nice chianti

I'll take the liver, but we're doing sober october....

I'd bake you your favourite cake and let you eat it off me

Victoria sponge please!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Princess Peach -

A kebab, no chilli sauce though.

Then ride her like seabiscuit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Kik me. Now

I kiked you some filth AGES ago! Some filth that you chose to ignore......

Oh.. One more thing.. The of the cone will be full of vinegar..."

Better the cone than your fingers.

I didn't ignore, I got distracted looking at it all that I forgot to acknowledge it (true story). I apologise if I hurt your feels.

By the way, chips and blast sounds ace.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now."

Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now."

Put this as your status immediately.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now."

I could make you one but I don't have a cock.. I'm sure if you ask dick nicely he'd accommodate

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble? "

With or without nuts in the crumble?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cookies and a kiss on the fanj

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Cone of chips and a finger blast.

Kik me. Now

I kiked you some filth AGES ago! Some filth that you chose to ignore......

Oh.. One more thing.. The of the cone will be full of vinegar...

Better the cone than your fingers.

I didn't ignore, I got distracted looking at it all that I forgot to acknowledge it (true story). I apologise if I hurt your feels.

By the way, chips and blast sounds ace.

There is no better chip than a chip from a cone, share with a friend on the way home!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?

With or without nuts in the crumble? "

Ill ask her.. hang on.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?

With or without nuts in the crumble?

Ill ask her.. hang on."

No, oats , apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

I could make you one but I don't have a cock.. I'm sure if you ask dick nicely he'd accommodate "

'Scuse me Dick, would you like your cock sucked in exchange for some apple pie and custard? Please, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Put this as your status immediately."

I'd have apple pie and custard coming out me ears.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Ill take a disinterested hand job for a slice of homemade apple crumble?

With or without nuts in the crumble?

Ill ask her.. hang on.

No, oats , apparently. "

Not your nuts

Unless thats your kink

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Put this as your status immediately.

I'd have apple pie and custard coming out me ears. "

And that ain't all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P"

Not directly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

Not directly."

Disappointing

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

Not directly."

He's new be nice.

I don't know enough about your food tastes so couldn't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's new be nice."

Was I not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now.

Put this as your status immediately.

I'd have apple pie and custard coming out me ears. "

You're not supposed to give the blowjob at the same time that you eat the pie and custard!

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By *ettinkWoman
over a year ago

fairyfactory

"He's new be nice.

Was I not?"

I thought do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

Not directly."

We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's new be nice.

Was I not?"

Brie and bacon sarnie and a few hours gaming in PJs.

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

"I would happily suck a cock for apple pie and custard right now."

Warm apple pie with hot custard! Ace dessert for winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's new be nice.

Was I not?"

Yeah you were dude lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"He's new be nice.

Was I not?"

You were

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

Not directly.

We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed. "

It's not my dick I just have a strap on.

Last time I looked I'm all female

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

Not directly.

We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed.

It's not my dick I just have a strap on.

Last time I looked I'm all female "

Your Dick (with a capital letter, as in Dick the man!!)

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Has anyone said they'd feed someone their diiick? :P

Not directly.

We fed people your dick and Buxom proffered her Dick to be noshed.

It's not my dick I just have a strap on.

Last time I looked I'm all female

Your Dick (with a capital letter, as in Dick the man!!)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buxom -- eat chocolate eclairs and share Diamondjoe stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buxom -- eat chocolate eclairs and share Diamondjoe stories.

Feed her some out of date bread sticks and she can pluck my ear hairs with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buxom -- eat chocolate eclairs and share Diamondjoe stories.

Feed her some out of date bread sticks and she can pluck my ear hairs with tweezers"

Not cool, YOWD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buxom -- eat chocolate eclairs and share Diamondjoe stories.

Feed her some out of date bread sticks and she can pluck my ear hairs with tweezers

Not cool, YOWD! "

Pork scratchings and babysham followed by a game of Risk x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want ice cream."

What flavour?

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By *usthere8Man
over a year ago

acton

Rum raisin. If not mint choc chip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want ice cream.

What flavour?"

Courtney ate all hers. I've got six different tubs in the freezer.

(Yusssss, this is my moment! *fistpump*)

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"I want ice cream.

What flavour?

Courtney ate all hers. I've got six different tubs in the freezer.

(Yusssss, this is my moment! *fistpump*)"

Irish Stew and I would take you sailing into the sunset with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mess of beans and a flatulence showdown.

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By *igboy10essexMan
over a year ago

Upminster

"I want ice cream.

What flavour?

Courtney ate all hers. I've got six different tubs in the freezer.

(Yusssss, this is my moment! *fistpump*)"

Feed you ice creams & get some of that sauce that goes hard when squeezed onto ice cream.

Wash it down with wine, chocolates & an all over massage x

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