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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm continually bemused by the way people talk down their ages and talk up their body shapes. Who do they think they're kidding? - or are they genuinely deluded enough to think that we believe them?

Like the 'athletic 42 year old' lady - yeah right - shot putter in the 1972 Olympics?

Maybe a little colourful descriptive skills are to be expected but come on, be reasonable peeps!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm slightly amused when men have themselves down as an athletic build rather than average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suppose that works the same as guys who describe themselves as athletic, and have zero muscle definition.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I'm slightly amused when men have themselves down as an athletic build rather than average."

Yep I notice that too

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Not thought this through I suspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going well.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm slightly amused when men have themselves down as an athletic build rather than average."

Yes, that is quite amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Pops off to check how I’ve described my build”

Average.... unfortunately fab doesn’t offer very average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Pops off to check how I’ve described my build”

Average.... unfortunately fab doesn’t offer very average "

I did the same but I’ve put myself as athletic, cause I cycle, do martial arts and run, should I change it to average.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I'm slightly amused when men have themselves down as an athletic build rather than average."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares. Have a peek at the profile and if happy crack on. Life's too short to worry about insignificant stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suppose that works the same as guys who describe themselves as athletic, and have zero muscle definition. "

And moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get amused at the profiles that say you will loose out if you pass me by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We get amused at the profiles that say you will loose out if you pass me by. "

Lmfao haven't seen any of those yet

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Or intellectual sapiosexual sensuality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear...

Time to slip quietly out of the thread and back to the man cave.

It's ok i think. they don't have a body type for trogladyte

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By *randmrskinkCouple
over a year ago

South Coast

Phil Taylor called himself an athlete because he plays darts. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, there wasn't an option for ridiculously fat and ugly as sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've read the whole profile...

Hmmmm glass houses and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Pops off to check how I’ve described my build”

Average.... unfortunately fab doesn’t offer very average

I did the same but I’ve put myself as athletic, cause I cycle, do martial arts and run, should I change it to average."

I’ve run two marathons this year and don’t have ‘muscle definition’ - I consider myself athletic so I’d say leave it as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if men big themselves up and women put themselves down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire


"Suppose that works the same as guys who describe themselves as athletic, and have zero muscle definition.

And moobs "

Hey leave my moobs alone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm slightly amused when men have themselves down as an athletic build rather than average."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We get amused at the profiles that say you will loose out if you pass me by.

Lmfao haven't seen any of those yet "

Might be slightly worded differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love these kind of threads.

It shows the real person behind the profile

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ooops!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm continually bemused by the way people talk down their ages and talk up their body shapes. Who do they think they're kidding? - or are they genuinely deluded enough to think that we believe them?

Like the 'athletic 42 year old' lady - yeah right - shot putter in the 1972 Olympics?

Maybe a little colourful descriptive skills are to be expected but come on, be reasonable peeps! "

I don't talk down my age and I'm not deluded about my shape I am curvy because I have curves admitly more curves than I'd like but they are still curves.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

They didn't have an option for smiley bugger with moobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive been rumbled. My athleticism is a little short of Max Whitlock. Mind you I'm nearer to him than I am to Jimmy Tarbuck - so I'm sticking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm continually bemused by the way people talk down their ages and talk up their body shapes. Who do they think they're kidding? - or are they genuinely deluded enough to think that we believe them?

Like the 'athletic 42 year old' lady - yeah right - shot putter in the 1972 Olympics?

Maybe a little colourful descriptive skills are to be expected but come on, be reasonable peeps! "

Wow. Someone who actually read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the best looking Greggs ambassador there's ever been.

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