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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Everybody has one...

Mine is automatic taps... I usually spend 30 minutes waving my hands around like a dilooded raver on ecstasy. ..

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand driers

Push the water around your hands for ages make it warmer water then you still wipe it on your clothes to dry them off

So bloody unhygienic as well

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Hand driers

Push the water around your hands for ages make it warmer water then you still wipe it on your clothes to dry them off

So bloody unhygienic as well"

I'm so with you on that... it's like an asthmatic flea coughing in your hands... what's the point..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog owners who think everyone wants muddy paw prints all over them because their pooch is so cute.

Spoilers, it's not, now move your mutt away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area! "

My local supermarket tells me that there’s a ‘surprising item’ in the baggage area. For some reason, this brings me joy (small things).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area! "

I had that happen today, it said unexpected items in bagging area, I looked down and yeah, box of tampons and a bottle of shampoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it when it tells me to “fully insert” then ruins it by saying my card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who fill up with fuel then wander round the garage shop doing their weeks shopping

Get out the way mofo!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Hand driers

Push the water around your hands for ages make it warmer water then you still wipe it on your clothes to dry them off

So bloody unhygienic as well"

Glad I'm not the only one!! Although the newer turbo charged ones are growing on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it when it tells me to “fully insert” then ruins it by saying my card "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area!

My local supermarket tells me that there’s a ‘surprising item’ in the baggage area. For some reason, this brings me joy (small things). "

haha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showing my age maybe but I do hate ignorant people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area!

I had that happen today, it said unexpected items in bagging area, I looked down and yeah, box of tampons and a bottle of shampoo "

Not something you use regularly I take it!

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area!

I had that happen today, it said unexpected items in bagging area, I looked down and yeah, box of tampons and a bottle of shampoo "

HAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"People who fill up with fuel then wander round the garage shop doing their weeks shopping

Get out the way mofo!"

Or worse (and this happened to me Saturday) sitting waiting for the guy in the car in front to return from paying for his fuel (or so I thought!!), for him to then get out of his car and start fuelling....5 mins after I started queuing!! (He'd been finishing a phone call!! )

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping trolleys with dodgy wheels

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

You set of moody so and so's...

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Middle lane hoggers and 3rd lane hoggers on empty motorway

Why?? Just why.

Kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Middle lane hoggers and 3rd lane hoggers on empty motorway

Why?? Just why.

Kaz"

O yes and when you flash them they give you the middle finger as if your in the wrong

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Bloody foreign student hanging around in groups of 100 and you can’t get past I do live in oxford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who fill up with fuel then wander round the garage shop doing their weeks shopping

Get out the way mofo!

Or worse (and this happened to me Saturday) sitting waiting for the guy in the car in front to return from paying for his fuel (or so I thought!!), for him to then get out of his car and start fuelling....5 mins after I started queuing!! (He'd been finishing a phone call!! )"

Omg I would have let his tyres down

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

And another one regarding service stations... people who know me know this is one of my major gripes...

The automatic toilet flushers.

There I am... sat on my thrown.. just squeezed out a Cleveland steamer... I reach for the paper... and accidentally set off the automatic flusher. ... that normally is followed by me jumping in the air... screaming "shiiiiit" as the cold water shoots up my backside...

Other men using the facilities must think my arse has blown up....

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"People who fill up with fuel then wander round the garage shop doing their weeks shopping

Get out the way mofo!

Or worse (and this happened to me Saturday) sitting waiting for the guy in the car in front to return from paying for his fuel (or so I thought!!), for him to then get out of his car and start fuelling....5 mins after I started queuing!! (He'd been finishing a phone call!! )

Omg I would have let his tyres down "

Except that would have meant he's have taken even longer to move so I could get petrol!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"And another one regarding service stations... people who know me know this is one of my major gripes...

The automatic toilet flushers.

There I am... sat on my thrown.. just squeezed out a Cleveland steamer... I reach for the paper... and accidentally set off the automatic flusher. ... that normally is followed by me jumping in the air... screaming "shiiiiit" as the cold water shoots up my backside...

Other men using the facilities must think my arse has blown up....

"

That's the new all in one combination bidet/loo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!"

One told me this morning to go to A&E. I said I'd still like to talk to a doctor ... the doctor called .. and told me to go to A&E!!!

Not that that happens very often!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!

One told me this morning to go to A&E. I said I'd still like to talk to a doctor ... the doctor called .. and told me to go to A&E!!!

Not that that happens very often!! "

Then you get to A&E for them to say you should of gone to your GP

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"And another one regarding service stations... people who know me know this is one of my major gripes...

The automatic toilet flushers.

There I am... sat on my thrown.. just squeezed out a Cleveland steamer... I reach for the paper... and accidentally set off the automatic flusher. ... that normally is followed by me jumping in the air... screaming "shiiiiit" as the cold water shoots up my backside...

Other men using the facilities must think my arse has blown up....

That's the new all in one combination bidet/loo!!"

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!

One told me this morning to go to A&E. I said I'd still like to talk to a doctor ... the doctor called .. and told me to go to A&E!!!

Not that that happens very often!! "

I'm a GP. .... can I give you a thorough examination?

When I say GP. .. I mean a Google practitioner. ..

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

People walking in the middle of the pavement in front of me, slower than me but holding heir bags so I can’t get past. Pavement rage. It’s a thing.

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"People walking in the middle of the pavement in front of me, slower than me but holding heir bags so I can’t get past. Pavement rage. It’s a thing. "

it's true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask a teenager to empty the kitchen bin , which they do, then don’t put a new bag in. 10 minutes later they chuck something in the bin despite knowing it’s got no bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you ask a teenager to empty the kitchen bin , which they do, then don’t put a new bag in. 10 minutes later they chuck something in the bin despite knowing it’s got no bag! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Showing my age maybe but I do hate ignorant people "

Are you one of those rare women on here who replies to all her messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queue for free air at the local garage. Empty as you drive up then five cars pounce at once. And everyone having to fill every tyre on the car,that all look full, really, really slowly. As my flat gets flatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!

One told me this morning to go to A&E. I said I'd still like to talk to a doctor ... the doctor called .. and told me to go to A&E!!!

Not that that happens very often!!

Then you get to A&E for them to say you should of gone to your GP "

No for a change this time it was all correct. A&E saw me and (fingers crossed) sorted me x

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire


"Middle lane hoggers and 3rd lane hoggers on empty motorway

Why?? Just why.

Kaz

O yes and when you flash them they give you the middle finger as if your in the wrong "
flash and overtake then back into 1st lane and prats still there. Feckin idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!

One told me this morning to go to A&E. I said I'd still like to talk to a doctor ... the doctor called .. and told me to go to A&E!!!

Not that that happens very often!!

I'm a GP. .... can I give you a thorough examination?

When I say GP. .. I mean a Google practitioner. ..

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Showing my age maybe but I do hate ignorant people

Are you one of those rare women on here who replies to all her messages?"

No lol!! I mean really ignorant in the "real" world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area!

I had that happen today, it said unexpected items in bagging area, I looked down and yeah, box of tampons and a bottle of shampoo "

Big brother was watching you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!"

If you had a big gripe, you did the right thing calling to see your GP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you ask a teenager to empty the kitchen bin , which they do, then don’t put a new bag in. 10 minutes later they chuck something in the bin despite knowing it’s got no bag! "

Teenagers, bag it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents who break off from their adult conversation in order to answer their child who has just rudely interrupted

Makes my blood boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand driers

Push the water around your hands for ages make it warmer water then you still wipe it on your clothes to dry them off

So bloody unhygienic as well"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheques taking 3 working days to clear in an age when an app on a phone can take less than immediately to transfer money to a friends account half way around the world using only their mobile number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audi drivers, enough said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lazy bastards who want something for nothing

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By *r. innocentMan
over a year ago

Oswestry


"People walking in the middle of the pavement in front of me, slower than me but holding heir bags so I can’t get past. Pavement rage. It’s a thing. "

Yess this!! or parents who decided they want to just park anywhere because they're on a school run. There are still rules people

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

People who park their flashy new car over 2 spaces so that people like me don't open their car door on it on purpose...

Actually I see their point..

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth


"Doctors receptionists

'Is it urgent?'

I've no bloody idea, I don't know what's wrong with me hence needing to see the doctor!!

One told me this morning to go to A&E. I said I'd still like to talk to a doctor ... the doctor called .. and told me to go to A&E!!!

Not that that happens very often!! "

Mine once told me to go to A&E when I rang up needing a course of antibiotics for a minor cat bite! Oh and the morning I really needed urgent attention I was told I could have a phone call from the gp between 5-7pm. I ended up on oxygen and nebulisers in the walk in centre followed by a diagnosis of pneumonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. I am the reincarnated Victor Meldrew.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Dog owners who don't take the poop bags home with them and leave them on the floor, You see loads of them piled up next to cable boxes where I live

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Audi drivers, enough said."

Are you a BMW driver?!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"And another one regarding service stations... people who know me know this is one of my major gripes...

The automatic toilet flushers.

There I am... sat on my thrown.. just squeezed out a Cleveland steamer... I reach for the paper... and accidentally set off the automatic flusher. ... that normally is followed by me jumping in the air... screaming "shiiiiit" as the cold water shoots up my backside...

Other men using the facilities must think my arse has blown up....

"

Us ladies get this even when we just have a wee!

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"Dog owners who don't take the poop bags home with them and leave them on the floor, You see loads of them piled up next to cable boxes where I live "

And hanging in trees... like scratch n sniff Christmas tree decorations. ..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Some days every, single, little, thing gets on my nerves... everything! Other days nothing at all does, even people who take the wrong lane on busy roundabouts and slowly but deliberately sail across into my lane.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area! "

I've always assumed the machine was super intelligent and trying to tell me that I'd bought bottled water instead of beer when it says "unexpected item in the bagging area"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The school run tests every nerve in body, it is just too much on every level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car owners who park two wheels on the pavement,,,,,,, fucks everything for blind people in wheelchairs and people pushing prams...

Refuse collector who don't return the bin to a safe place for pedestrians.....

Postal workers who randomly discard elastic bands.......

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Some days every, single, little, thing gets on my nerves... everything! Other days nothing at all does, even people who take the wrong lane on busy roundabouts and slowly but deliberately sail across into my lane."

I would never do such a thing!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale


"Self service checkouts.. not only are they reducing the need for cashiers they never bloody work. There is no unexpected item in the baggy area! "

Would love to reprogram one.

Please take your shopping and fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No manners... please and thank you easy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wifes curious inability to be able to close drawers and cupboard doors properly - drives me fucking spare......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest gripe? There's never enough jam in my jammy donuts! It's an outrage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am officially the grinch so most things irritate me

Mainly other people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am officially the grinch so most things irritate me

Mainly other people!

"

Ms Grumpy pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nonsense whistling.....no tune just bloody noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who sniff. Blow your bloody nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't clean their spoon and leave coffee granules in the sugar.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Nonsense whistling.....no tune just bloody noise "

This is me... well non connecting bits of tune...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't clean their spoon and leave coffee granules in the sugar. "

Oh yes....or teabags just on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't clean their spoon and leave coffee granules in the sugar.

Oh yes....or teabags just on the side "

Yeah, that happens a lot at work, the bin is 3ft away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't clean their spoon and leave coffee granules in the sugar.

Oh yes....or teabags just on the side

Yeah, that happens a lot at work, the bin is 3ft away."

Oh goodness that's just plain rudeness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists on the road when there is a cycle path for them to use on the pavement, I hate slowing down and swerving those tossers

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"People who fill up with fuel then wander round the garage shop doing their weeks shopping

Get out the way mofo!"

When they've filled up at the 'pay at pump'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Co-workers who clearly wing it through the job and put their workload onto me grrrrrr

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By *mmaNandyCouple
over a year ago

wolvo


"The queue for free air at the local garage. Empty as you drive up then five cars pounce at once. And everyone having to fill every tyre on the car,that all look full, really, really slowly. As my flat gets flatter. "

And then have to go around the car again spending 5 min to put each dust cap on grrr do these people not realise I have things to do

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