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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx"

How about a lovely cup of tea and a cuddle up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer sympathy- would you like to lay down and I'll make you a drink? I can offer a head stroke too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

How about a lovely cup of tea and a cuddle up. "

Forget the tea!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can offer sympathy- would you like to lay down and I'll make you a drink? I can offer a head stroke too?"

Awww man, it's been years since I had a head stroke so yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A request for what? I'm multi talented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll offer a massage and cuddle, anything else will have to be agreed upon at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A request for what? I'm multi talented.

Whatever you'd like to offer ... I'm open to pampering today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll offer a massage and cuddle, anything else will have to be agreed upon at the time

Sold!!

When? Lol

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll offer a massage and cuddle, anything else will have to be agreed upon at the time

Sold!!

When? Lol

I'll be round in 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry to hear about the concussion. How about cuddling, wine, and some nipple and breast play to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx"

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A request for what? I'm multi talented.

Whatever you'd like to offer ... I'm open to pampering today

Pampering is an experience from me, as Mrs N will testify too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll offer a massage and cuddle, anything else will have to be agreed upon at the time

Sold!!

When? Lol

I'll be round in 5

Door's open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So sorry to hear about the concussion. How about cuddling, wine, and some nipple and breast play to help?

Sounds almost perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A request for what? I'm multi talented.

Whatever you'd like to offer ... I'm open to pampering today

Pampering is an experience from me, as Mrs N will testify too."

Mmmmm, yes please then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find a finger up the bum puts me in a good mood. Seems to put a spring in my step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sorry to hear about the concussion. How about cuddling, wine, and some nipple and breast play to help?

Sounds almost perfect

Of course I strive for perfection

Always happy to assist a damsel in distress with her needs

A light spanking might distract from concussion

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

i was thinking the above too....but with the added sweet melody of one of my favourite bands.." sandpaper fanny and the rough cunts"

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

Up where minxy ???

You tell me where needs rubbing and my fingers are all yours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a cwtch and heaps of smiles from Wales x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

Up where minxy ???

You tell me where needs rubbing and my fingers are all yours x"

Everywhere ... (that's the answer to both parts!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All these offers seem good but nobody can offer you what I can - A pickled onion sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sending a cwtch and heaps of smiles from Wales x x"

Most welcome thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am rubbish at making people better, it's like banging your head against a brick wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/HECa3bAFAYk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All these offers seem good but nobody can offer you what I can - A pickled onion sandwich

With a little bit of grated cheese ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful Minxy you could get attention overload, you can't afford to get too excited in your condition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am rubbish at making people better, it's like banging your head against a brick wall

But you took time to post to me ... I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/HECa3bAFAYk"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol"

Hubba Hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these offers seem good but nobody can offer you what I can - A pickled onion sandwich

With a little bit of grated cheese ??

As it's you, ok and your choice of cheese (as long as I have it and it is easy to grate - otherwise I might say I can't find it in the shop)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be careful Minxy you could get attention overload, you can't afford to get too excited in your condition

I'm feeling utterly

d which is just what the doctor ordered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All these offers seem good but nobody can offer you what I can - A pickled onion sandwich

With a little bit of grated cheese ??

As it's you, ok and your choice of cheese (as long as I have it and it is easy to grate - otherwise I might say I can't find it in the shop)

Any except goats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All these offers seem good but nobody can offer you what I can - A pickled onion sandwich

With a little bit of grated cheese ??

As it's you, ok and your choice of cheese (as long as I have it and it is easy to grate - otherwise I might say I can't find it in the shop)

Any except goats!

Good answer, I may have some special cheese I could scrape you off a few slicing of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be careful Minxy you could get attention overload, you can't afford to get too excited in your condition

I'm feeling utterly

d which is just what the doctor ordered

Fab consulting to the rescue

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By *bacus04Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Take care Minxy, get well soon. Congrats on the weight loss, well done. Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be careful Minxy you could get attention overload, you can't afford to get too excited in your condition

I'm feeling utterly

d which is just what the doctor ordered

Fab consulting to the rescue

You could always send me another face pic ... that would REALLY help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take care Minxy, get well soon. Congrats on the weight loss, well done. Matt"

Thank you Matt ... the weight is a (successful) work in progress so I really appreicate that comment too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy! "

can't beat a good dunk now can you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy!

can't beat a good dunk now can you

I love a good dunk so long as it's really, really deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy!

can't beat a good dunk now can you

I love a good dunk so long as it's really, really deep

it's a must to get the whole biscuit fully dunked and dripping without it going too soft so you can go again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy!

can't beat a good dunk now can you

I love a good dunk so long as it's really, really deep

it's a must to get the whole biscuit fully dunked and dripping without it going too soft so you can go again

Ohhhhh you're good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy!

can't beat a good dunk now can you

I love a good dunk so long as it's really, really deep

it's a must to get the whole biscuit fully dunked and dripping without it going too soft so you can go again

Ohhhhh you're good

why thank you I always put my best effort in nothing worse than your end falling off into a cup of hot tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

as it your head that's hurt surely head is the cure

and I can breath through my ears

Oh my! That thought made me feel A LOT better for a moment

And you're actually not a million miles from me

I pass you most days for work and tend to hang around a lot on the A14 - in traffic lol

Hubba Hubba

keep the pot warm for when i'm passing ill bring biscuits

Yayyyyyy!

can't beat a good dunk now can you

I love a good dunk so long as it's really, really deep

it's a must to get the whole biscuit fully dunked and dripping without it going too soft so you can go again

Ohhhhh you're good

why thank you I always put my best effort in nothing worse than your end falling off into a cup of hot tea

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

Up where minxy ???

You tell me where needs rubbing and my fingers are all yours x

Everywhere ... (that's the answer to both parts!!)

Dont know about making you feel better and easing your stiffness,

Its making me feel fantastic but I seem to be developing a localised stiffness

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

You can have my last rolo if you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

Up where minxy ???

You tell me where needs rubbing and my fingers are all yours x

Everywhere ... (that's the answer to both parts!!)

Dont know about making you feel better and easing your stiffness,

Its making me feel fantastic but I seem to be developing a localised stiffness

That's good - we can resolve the stiffness together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can have my last rolo if you want

ohhhhh, no-one has ever given me their last one ... you're cute! X

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx"

Grow a pair and man up

Or whatever the female version is

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx"

If this happened whilst out jogging, do what I do and wear a sports bra. Stops the concussion in one easy step

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

Grow a pair and man up

Or whatever the female version is

Not a chance! I'm never ill so I'm milking this for all it's worth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

If this happened whilst out jogging, do what I do and wear a sports bra. Stops the concussion in one easy step

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Did you know diarrhea was hereditary....

It runs in your jeans!

I'll get my coat

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

Grow a pair and man up

Or whatever the female version is

Not a chance! I'm never ill so I'm milking this for all it's worth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you know diarrhea was hereditary....

It runs in your jeans!

I'll get my coat"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

Grow a pair and man up

Or whatever the female version is

Not a chance! I'm never ill so I'm milking this for all it's worth!

So come on then .. what's your injection of sympathy then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the bruising and pain has come out now ... OW! It really bloody hurts

I need wine and pain relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww if I’d have known I’d have offered to pop over and offer a cuddle to help x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww if I’d have known I’d have offered to pop over and offer a cuddle to help x"

You still can if you want to xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww if I’d have known I’d have offered to pop over and offer a cuddle to help x

You still can if you want to xx

Now there’s a thought

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

Up where minxy ???

You tell me where needs rubbing and my fingers are all yours x

Everywhere ... (that's the answer to both parts!!)

Dont know about making you feel better and easing your stiffness,

Its making me feel fantastic but I seem to be developing a localised stiffness

That's good - we can resolve the stiffness together

My stiffness is best resolved by placing the affected area in a warm moist location.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww if I’d have known I’d have offered to pop over and offer a cuddle to help x

You still can if you want to xx

Now there’s a thought

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its like a caring game of poker.

I will see your head massage and raise you a cuppa, a cuddle and a nice warm back and neck rub

Up the stakes Tee please

Up where minxy ???

You tell me where needs rubbing and my fingers are all yours x

Everywhere ... (that's the answer to both parts!!)

Dont know about making you feel better and easing your stiffness,

Its making me feel fantastic but I seem to be developing a localised stiffness

That's good - we can resolve the stiffness together

My stiffness is best resolved by placing the affected area in a warm moist location.

So slip inside luv!!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Not good! I hope you recover soon, look after yourself x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not good! I hope you recover soon, look after yourself x"

I'm full of drugs (legal ones!) and nice and warm so pretty cosy at the moment ... thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a great joke about consussions

It goes like this.....

A guy walks into a bar.......

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I will do your ironing for you and make you a nice stew with fluffy dumplings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a great joke about consussions

It goes like this.....

A guy walks into a bar.......

Hahahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will do your ironing for you and make you a nice stew with fluffy dumplings "

Oh Voddy, just the ironing would make my day

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I can point you in the right direction for sympathy, you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neck and inner thigh massage anygood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can point you in the right direction for sympathy, you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

Pffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neck and inner thigh massage anygood?

Bloody wonderful - can you get here now?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

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My stiffness is best resolved by placing the affected area in a warm moist location.

So slip inside luv!!

xx"

I think weve got a little confused with who is making who feel better.

But I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..........

My stiffness is best resolved by placing the affected area in a warm moist location.

So slip inside luv!!

I think weve got a little confused with who is making who feel better.

But I like it

xx"

I reckon we would be making each other feel MUCH better

Win/Win if you ask me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..........

My stiffness is best resolved by placing the affected area in a warm moist location.

So slip inside luv!!

I think weve got a little confused with who is making who feel better.

But I like it

I reckon we would be making each other feel MUCH better

Win/Win if you ask me!!

I'm the best spooner around I'd make you feel better x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..........

My stiffness is best resolved by placing the affected area in a warm moist location.

So slip inside luv!!

I think weve got a little confused with who is making who feel better.

But I like it

I reckon we would be making each other feel MUCH better

Win/Win if you ask me!!

I'm the best spooner around I'd make you feel better x"

All welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want Shameless get the box set yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex girl in car crash. "I think I have concussion?" Paramedic: "How many finger have I got up?" She replies, "OMG, my fanny is paralyzed too!"

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By *rCurious1Man
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Send some pics if you would like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor in A&E: "Do you wanna her a concussion joke?" Me: "Yes?" Doctor: "A guy walks in to a bar..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx"

Get well soon sexy lady. We all love you on fab

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By *telar78Man
over a year ago

gold coast

If I was closer I'd be offering a shoulder and back massage while I ran you a nice hot bath then you could lie back on the sofa while I gave another part of you a massage with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. Just a stone-throw away, in fact.

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over a year ago

"Essex girl in car crash. "I think I have concussion?" Paramedic: "How many finger have I got up?" She replies, "OMG, my fanny is paralyzed too!""

Old but still funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send some pics if you would like x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...for a bit of sympathy please.

I'm feeling sorry for myself as I have concussion and stuck on the settee for at least one more day.

Go on! Humour me please ... just this once

xxxx

Get well soon sexy lady. We all love you on fab

Awww thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doctor in A&E: "Do you wanna her a concussion joke?" Me: "Yes?" Doctor: "A guy walks in to a bar...""

That's nearly what I did

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over a year ago

"If I was closer I'd be offering a shoulder and back massage while I ran you a nice hot bath then you could lie back on the sofa while I gave another part of you a massage with my tongue"

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over a year ago

"My neighbour is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. Just a stone-throw away, in fact."

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over a year ago

"My neighbour is in the Guinness World Records. He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. Just a stone-throw away, in fact.

did he fall from a tree on a bungee??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in Leeds on a Wednesday 18th and was thinking of going to quest first time while we are in town, what are people's thoughts on a Wednesday? Is it busy? Xx

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