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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wished I never took a viagra at the weekend..it was offered...

I managed a small cum this morning...after a fullw eekend of shags n wanks n bjs lol..

currently am in pain and erection..

worse still am perving and chatting to women who have pics that are just making my cock near explode

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Stop perving then and go and do some chores!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as you can take a piss - you'll be fine

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin


"So long as you can take a piss - you'll be fine "

Assuming it really was a Viagra.... not something else...!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Surely it shoulda gone down by now

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Icecubes xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack it down with a hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whack it down with a hammer "
I've heard of whack a mole but

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Whack it down with a hammer "

There goes my coffee... Straight across the room

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Seriously, I'm no penis professor but 1 viagra over the weekend surely wouldn't leave you with a woody this long.... would it?

I'm genuinely stumped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of your grandma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whack it down with a hammer

There goes my coffee... Straight across the room "

Sorry, I'll make you a new one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, I'm no penis professor but 1 viagra over the weekend surely wouldn't leave you with a woody this long.... would it?

I'm genuinely stumped."

Could be more than one

Could be cialis

Could be that he's just uber horny

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Think of your grandma."

Dunno about a boner, but my fandango did the tango that you're back Lib. Oooft.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s not good to maintain a stiffy for too long, if it hasn’t gone down by this afternoon you should call the doctor and they might need to remove some blood from it.

Don’t worry if the Doctor’s receptionist puts you on speakerphone and asks you to repeat the ailment

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Watch the 40 year old virgin and follow directions from when he gets stuck with the same problem.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Think of your grandma."

Erm!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Think of your grandma.

Erm!!! "

*photo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of your grandma.

Erm!!!

*photo!"

You’re not the boss of me!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Think of your grandma.

Erm!!!

*photo!

You’re not the boss of me!"

Don't bloody want to be!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Think of your grandma.

Erm!!!

*photo!

You’re not the boss of me!

Don't bloody want to be!"

I do!

C'mere Lib, let me sit on that pretty face

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Think of your grandma.

Erm!!!

*photo!

You’re not the boss of me!

Don't bloody want to be!

I do!

C'mere Lib, let me sit on that pretty face "

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

If it was Viagra, if it lasts more than 4 hours you're meant to go to a doctor...

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"If it was Viagra, if it lasts more than 4 hours you're meant to go to a doctor..."

Shame on you.

This is the Internet, proper sensible advice is not allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just smother your cock with Deep Heat.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

THIS IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY

If the erection is prolonged, painful and persists for more than four hours (in the absence of sexual arousal) it's known as priapism.

Priapism counts as one of the few conditions constituting a UROLOGICAL EMERGENCY.

A number of drugs can cause priapism, as well as sickle cell disease.

Unfortunately, priapism causes the blood to 'stagnate' in the penis and this gradually depletes of oxygen which may cause damage to the penile tissue itself.

Damage to the penile tissue may result in consequent erectile dysfunction, disfigurement or vascular compromise, including necrosis (tissue death).

I suggest that, if indeed you still have an erection, you take yourself off to A&E NOW for a urological assessment.

Your GP and whatever the NHS helpline is now called will, hopefully, repeat this advice.

The recreational use of drugs for erectile dysfunction are not without significant potential consequences.

Sent by PM as well.

Dr Nasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think of your grandma."

sheshot for 89 ffslol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just smother your cock with Deep Heat."

i like your pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just smother your cock with Deep Heat."

ok..that one pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"THIS IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY

If the erection is prolonged, painful and persists for more than four hours (in the absence of sexual arousal) it's known as priapism.

Priapism counts as one of the few conditions constituting a UROLOGICAL EMERGENCY.

A number of drugs can cause priapism, as well as sickle cell disease.

Unfortunately, priapism causes the blood to 'stagnate' in the penis and this gradually depletes of oxygen which may cause damage to the penile tissue itself.

Damage to the penile tissue may result in consequent erectile dysfunction, disfigurement or vascular compromise, including necrosis (tissue death).

I suggest that, if indeed you still have an erection, you take yourself off to A&E NOW for a urological assessment.

Your GP and whatever the NHS helpline is now called will, hopefully, repeat this advice.

The recreational use of drugs for erectile dysfunction are not without significant potential consequences.

Sent by PM as well.

Dr Nasty"

lololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

my memory is YOU are fucking hot...so not helping xxxxxxxxxxx

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yowzers! That’s what you call value for money...(says the Yorkshire lass)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oops I love your pics...from memory x not helping my cock rage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yowzers! That’s what you call value for money...(says the Yorkshire lass)"

and your face alone _lcee....you are cock fucking gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So long as you can take a piss - you'll be fine

Assuming it really was a Viagra.... not something else...!!"

I had a pee...it wasnt easy lololololol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it was Viagra, if it lasts more than 4 hours you're meant to go to a doctor..."

itv was from satuday ffs.....i phoned in sick to work lol....herd as fuck and possibly d*unk

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If it was Viagra, if it lasts more than 4 hours you're meant to go to a doctor...

itv was from satuday ffs.....i phoned in sick to work lol....herd as fuck and possibly d*unk

"

Are you being serious now?

Coz if you are stop fucking about and get yourself to A&E.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"If it was Viagra, if it lasts more than 4 hours you're meant to go to a doctor...

itv was from satuday ffs.....i phoned in sick to work lol....herd as fuck and possibly d*unk

Are you being serious now?

Coz if you are stop fucking about and get yourself to A&E."

What she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of your grandma."

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"If it was Viagra, if it lasts more than 4 hours you're meant to go to a doctor...

itv was from satuday ffs.....i phoned in sick to work lol....herd as fuck and possibly d*unk

Are you being serious now?

Coz if you are stop fucking about and get yourself to A&E.

What she said"

What they said!

Get straight to A&E, you may have a Priaprism and it needs immediate medical attention

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck it, ignoring this thread now. You're behaving like a dick... no pun intended.

People show you genuine concern and you're messing about.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Chop it off, problem solved

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Chop it off, problem solved "

Mrs Woody suggests you become Mr Woodless

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Chop it off, problem solved

Mrs Woody suggests you become Mr Woodless "

Oh fucking genius lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! Pmsl! You men lol

Though some of the posts had me spitting my coffee across the room, seriously you need to get to a and e today! Has it turned mottled and purple yet?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

sorry to all above..

yup my cocks not stopping lol

I'm a semi trained nurse lol...

I'm just now horny as fuck!!!

I dont need a doctor etc etc lol

but grrrrrrrr.....severe cock splat non splat

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"Just smother your cock with Deep Heat."
mmmm lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it dropped off yet

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Starts playing Paddy a tune

I'd just cut it off, if it doesn't go down soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So long as you can take a piss - you'll be fine "
A Lionel Richie song comes to mind here, ''Dancing on the ceiling'' pissing on the ceiling

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Priaprism may be a complication of viagra.

Be careful OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will turn black and drop off. Then you won't have to worry about it any more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Starts playing Paddy a tune

I'd just cut it off, if it doesn't go down soon."

shutit ya goprgeous cunt....I best not perv yer pics lol...grrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will turn black and drop off. Then you won't have to worry about it any more. "

they aid that thing lotsa years ago..I wank in defiance....and thats been a good 10 years of defiance lol

*I'm not blind either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry to all above..

yup my cocks not stopping lol

I'm a semi trained nurse lol...

I'm just now horny as fuck!!!

I dont need a doctor etc etc lol

but grrrrrrrr.....severe cock splat non splat

"
yup I guess you don't need a doctor this seems like a look at me thread because surely you do need to see a doctor,female replying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sorry to all above..

yup my cocks not stopping lol

I'm a semi trained nurse lol...

I'm just now horny as fuck!!!

I dont need a doctor etc etc lol

but grrrrrrrr.....severe cock splat non splat

yup I guess you don't need a doctor this seems like a look at me thread because surely you do need to see a doctor,female replying "

lol I dont do lok at me threads...I type what I think....if a shag comes from it cool...othereise...its nice to say hello..

ya not glad I asked to give ya anal? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop looking at my pics then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still standing proud?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of your grandma.

"

Think of your grandma with your other grandma!

I'll get my coat.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Stop seeking sexual stimulation and rest your mind. Only take medicine that is prescribed for you, reading all of the enclosed patient advice.

Seek emergency medical treatment if you don't lose your erection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what to suggest, it's hard isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a semi trained nurse... "
A semi trained nurse? WHAT a coincidence, I happen to be a semi-trained brain surgeon! And here we are, on the same website. What a small world.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

The common humblebrag post. 'gosh I'm so virile'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop perving then and go and do some chores!"

#dom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a semi trained nurse... A semi trained nurse? WHAT a coincidence, I happen to be a semi-trained brain surgeon! And here we are, on the same website. What a small world."

lol and I know the risks of any drugs...worst I got was a bit of constant erections...and far too much alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a semi trained nurse... A semi trained nurse? WHAT a coincidence, I happen to be a semi-trained brain surgeon! And here we are, on the same website. What a small world.

lol and I know the risks of any drugs...worst I got was a bit of constant erections...and far too much alcohol"

Keen is just a semi.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The common humblebrag post. 'gosh I'm so virile'"

lol if it was a brag am sorry...I wanked on cam for a few days that was it...I was too unwell to do anything else lol(Viagra wasnt related to the unwellness)

anyway...I dont care if I fucking brag anyway..it was a great nite lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a semi trained nurse... A semi trained nurse? WHAT a coincidence, I happen to be a semi-trained brain surgeon! And here we are, on the same website. What a small world.

lol and I know the risks of any drugs...worst I got was a bit of constant erections...and far too much alcohol

Keen is just a semi."

lol semi weirdo fuckjob x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The common humblebrag post. 'gosh I'm so virile'

lol if it was a brag am sorry...I wanked on cam for a few days that was it...I was too unwell to do anything else lol(Viagra wasnt related to the unwellness)

anyway...I dont care if I fucking brag anyway..it was a great nite lol"

Let's fuck for a week and brag about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a semi trained nurse... A semi trained nurse? WHAT a coincidence, I happen to be a semi-trained brain surgeon! And here we are, on the same website. What a small world.

lol and I know the risks of any drugs...worst I got was a bit of constant erections...and far too much alcohol

Keen is just a semi.

lol semi weirdo fuckjob x"

I meant your cock. Has it gone down yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at no nice pics see if has opposite effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a semi trained nurse... A semi trained nurse? WHAT a coincidence, I happen to be a semi-trained brain surgeon! And here we are, on the same website. What a small world.

lol and I know the risks of any drugs...worst I got was a bit of constant erections...and far too much alcohol

Keen is just a semi.

lol semi weirdo fuckjob x

I meant your cock. Has it gone down yet? "

lol och aye lol...but I put lots off effort in reducing it..I have a nice load o cam friends lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at no nice pics see if has opposite effect "

lolol...am a constant perv..I get hard at a slight nipple...the viagra just tenfolds it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at no nice pics see if has opposite effect

lolol...am a constant perv..I get hard at a slight nipple...the viagra just tenfolds it"

Perv really you I would never of thought that

Haha. Dip it in cold water. It should shrivel up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The common humblebrag post. 'gosh I'm so virile'

lol if it was a brag am sorry...I wanked on cam for a few days that was it...I was too unwell to do anything else lol(Viagra wasnt related to the unwellness)

anyway...I dont care if I fucking brag anyway..it was a great nite lol

Let's fuck for a week and brag about it "

lol as said..I wanked for a good few days...I wasnt leaving the house with the other effects...I only went back to work on thursday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at no nice pics see if has opposite effect

lolol...am a constant perv..I get hard at a slight nipple...the viagra just tenfolds it

Perv really you I would never of thought that

Haha. Dip it in cold water. It should shrivel up "

lolI;d get hard in a pint glass of ice if I knew I had a watcher

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Look at no nice pics see if has opposite effect

lolol...am a constant perv..I get hard at a slight nipple...the viagra just tenfolds it

Perv really you I would never of thought that

Haha. Dip it in cold water. It should shrivel up

lolI;d get hard in a pint glass of ice if I knew I had a watcher "
has it gone now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at no nice pics see if has opposite effect

lolol...am a constant perv..I get hard at a slight nipple...the viagra just tenfolds it

Perv really you I would never of thought that

Haha. Dip it in cold water. It should shrivel up

lolI;d get hard in a pint glass of ice if I knew I had a watcher has it gone now"

yeah...normal functional resume lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Whack it down with a hammer

There goes my coffee... Straight across the room

Sorry, I'll make you a new one. "

Black, no sugar thanks x

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