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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just watched "fake britain" and someone keeps pigs in their conservatory

Wtf ...

Heard of keeping ya parrot in one but never pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a little kid, one of our neighbours kept chickens under the table in their kitchen.

They nailed wire netting around the legs of the table creating an instant cage

Stank like fuck too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were they ickle pot-bellied ones?

I have heard that pigs are easy to house-train, moreso than dogs.

Don't think I'd fancy a full-sized one trotting in and out the kitchen with me though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched "fake britain" and someone keeps pigs in their conservatory

Wtf ...

Yeah I’ve got to agree …. Surely it’d be better keeping it in the deep-freezer…. It would stay usable for much longer too…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched "fake britain" and someone keeps pigs in their conservatory

Wtf ...

Heard of keeping ya parrot in one but never pigs

were they micro pigs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to keep one in a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck???

Kate just said we've got a fat pig in our kitchen too!

And there's only me here

Cheeky fooker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They bought them on the understanding they were going to be little mini ones.....they wasnt

they were great big buggers

The outside of the conservatory looked like a farm yard as well as the inside. yuck !

Made it worse when the guys saying, "sit for daddy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watched "fake britain" and someone keeps pigs in their conservatory

Wtf ...

Heard of keeping ya parrot in one but never pigs

Some people live like that so it figures someone will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made it worse when the guys saying, "sit for daddy"

.......... you did say sit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeerrrr but i think the pig thought he said the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All together now ....... Oh give me a home, where the Buffalo roam, and I'll show you a house full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought this was about the polis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so long ago there was a documentary from South Africa where a couple kept an adult Hippo as a pet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always liked the muppets

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was someone on daybreak this morning that kept racoons when they asked the guy doing the link how it smelt in a house full of racoons he answered "imagine a house full of cats and times it by 10"

I'd of died of embarresment had it been me

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over a year ago

"i always liked the muppets

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Piiiiiiiiiiggggss iiin Bllaaaankkeeets......

Nom nom nom.

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