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profile - does it stack up ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

looking to see if my profile hits the spot?

thanks for the kicking

or

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Elf?

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Doesn't really tell us a lot about you, I prefer a little more info.

Also I'm not keen on all the cock pics. There's more to you than just a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...elf?

Also most people don't like cock pics, if you chose to show it one is enough and it looks better if you can see the body too.

There's no point in showing a face pic if it doesn't show your actual face.

Your text doesn't really say much about who you are and what you can offer or are looking for.

Hope that helps x

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By *achealTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"looking to see if my profile hits the spot?

thanks for the kicking

or "

Awful xx

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

You call yourself an elf.

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

You have taken pics of your face but blocked out your face.

Are you even trying? It's a no from us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking to see if my profile hits the spot?

thanks for the kicking

or "

Did you know you've got a little something on your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you everyone, man learned his lesson. Leave him alone, digging this up after 3 hours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a lot of cock

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

It would be a No from me

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

"

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting.

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By *infulSandyCouple
over a year ago

London

The "elf" thing does raise questions.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting. "

Yes... it's the least sexual room in the house, but the most secure from a getting caught point of view... spend some time on the forums.,, it's considered a dead give away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting.

Yes... it's the least sexual room in the house, but the most secure from a getting caught point of view... spend some time on the forums.,, it's considered a dead give away"

I've got a pic with me in my bathroom. Does this conclude I am cheating?

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting.

Yes... it's the least sexual room in the house, but the most secure from a getting caught point of view... spend some time on the forums.,, it's considered a dead give away

I've got a pic with me in my bathroom. Does this conclude I am cheating? "

It's suggests that may be the case,hence my use of the word 'probably'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if people jump to that conclusion based on a pic in the bathroom 70% singles are cheating probably.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Well if people jump to that conclusion based on a pic in the bathroom 70% singles are cheating probably. "

I would imagine a sizeable number of the single men on here are not actually single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You call yourself an elf.

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

You have taken pics of your face but blocked out your face.

Are you even trying? It's a no from us! "

I’ve taken quite a few pics in my bathroom.

I’m single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if people jump to that conclusion based on a pic in the bathroom 70% singles are cheating probably.

I would imagine a sizeable number of the single men on here are not actually single. "

I didn't say single men. I just said singles so including women in that.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Well if people jump to that conclusion based on a pic in the bathroom 70% singles are cheating probably.

I would imagine a sizeable number of the single men on here are not actually single.

I didn't say single men. I just said singles so including women in that. "

The OP is male... so we were discussing men.

THere probably are women on here who are not single with single profiles.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"looking to see if my profile hits the spot?

thanks for the kicking

or

Did you know you've got a little something on your face?"
Adam Ant?

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"You call yourself an elf.

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

You have taken pics of your face but blocked out your face.

Are you even trying? It's a no from us!

I’ve taken quite a few pics in my bathroom.

I’m single "

Again.... hence the word 'probably'. Not 'defiantly'...

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By *infulSandyCouple
over a year ago

London


"Again.... hence the word 'probably'. Not 'DEFINITELY '... "

Sorry I know I come off as a spelling Nazi but that bugged me

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Again.... hence the word 'probably'. Not 'DEFINITELY '...

Sorry I know I come off as a spelling Nazi but that bugged me "

Apologies for that.. I don't mind a grammar nazi.. way better than the other kind of Nazi!

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By *achealTV/TS
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Furthermore not only are you an elf but you have a circumcised dick and a hot tongue, Are you looking for a Jewish gnome who needs their ironing done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking to see if my profile hits the spot?

thanks for the kicking

or "

Try using a one smaller plaster, like Nelly.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Six cock pics, a useless face picture and no write up.

You’re nowhere near the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 cock pics too many, a face pic blanked out, and profile text that just doesn’t make sense at all.

Very very poor, get some body shots or pics of you booted and suited, put more info in your profile text, who you are and what you can offer, no reference to elf’s needed at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you for the constructive comments, have changed it.

thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try again, please.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Thank you for the constructive comments, have changed it.

thanks "

Tells me everything I need to know.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting. "

No it doesn't prove he's cheating, but he is married.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting.

No it doesn't prove he's cheating, but he is married. "

However... given The opportunity.......... lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

You take Dick pics in your bathroom ( so you're probably cheating)

Seriously?! People who take photos in the bathroom are probably cheating?! I have seen people jump to conclusions before but you appear to be pole vaulting.

No it doesn't prove he's cheating, but he is married.

However... given The opportunity.......... lol"

Haha

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