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Admit it, who trolley judges?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I check out trolleys to see if I have forgotten something. Sometimes I think they have bought way too much processed food and crap, but it's their body not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am soooo judgemental about trollies. How many shelves, wheels, what finish the handles are. Pfffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the award for most wonkiest wheel goes to...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No, I get trolley shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. I hate grocery shopping so I'm usually just running around as quickly as possible.

I do judge the way people walk and generally move about in grocery stores, though. Always in my way!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Are we talking points for;

Steerability

Stability

Squeakiness etc

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I can't look in other people's trolleys

It doubles my shopping bill because I always want what they've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've caught myself doing it a few times. Probably shouldn't but can't help it, there was guy the other day on the phone talking about his dieting and then had all sorts in his trolley.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like if you see a handsome guy with a little trolley and meals for one, can you assume that he wants a shag?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm guessing you OP.

I don't actually look in trollies as more often than not they are a jumble of poorly placed food items. But I like looking at conveyor belts and seeing if people organise it in a sensible way because that makes me happy. And it helps with meal inspiration.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I can't look in other people's trolleys

It doubles my shopping bill because I always want what they've got "

should have been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shop online. I can't be dealing with other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say I’m more curious than judgmental. What people buy probably does say a lot about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean judge people in the supermarket for what they're buying?

Um....no, I can't say I have, I'm not really sure why any one would?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I judge the standard of the trolley driver all the time. The folk that block aisles to engage in social discussions get the forefront of my wrath, along with those who double park while staring at a particular item for an hour before deciding they don't want it.

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"I shop online. I can't be dealing with other people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah. I hate grocery shopping so I'm usually just running around as quickly as possible.

I do judge the way people walk and generally move about in grocery stores, though. Always in my way! "

I like it when I feel someone wanting something from the shelf which I am standing in front of, and I can sense their impatience behind me. I slow my movements down, fill up more space, sway from side to side and then point at items and ask their opinion. Whilst smiling unnervingly at them, over my shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah. I hate grocery shopping so I'm usually just running around as quickly as possible.

I do judge the way people walk and generally move about in grocery stores, though. Always in my way!

I like it when I feel someone wanting something from the shelf which I am standing in front of, and I can sense their impatience behind me. I slow my movements down, fill up more space, sway from side to side and then point at items and ask their opinion. Whilst smiling unnervingly at them, over my shoulder. "

Nah, I'm too brash and American for that. I rudely ask people to move when I want something they're blocking.

Although a study once found that people take longer leaving parking spots when there is another car waiting for the spot. You fit this statistic perfectly.

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

Food delivered for past few years, wouldn't want to goto one of those awful supermarket places again. But when I did to be honest didn't pay any attention at others trolley's unless it was overspilling with food or stacked up about 7 feet high and they were right infront of me in the cue!!

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"I shop online. I can't be dealing with other people."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes drift off looking at the conveyor belt only to be summoned back to earth when the folk in front put on 20 loaves of bread or something like that.

I wonder "what's all that for, where are they going to put it"?? and then the cashier can't find the price thingy and i quietly weep over my frozen chicken at the delay.

I hate shopping. Detest it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the award for most wonkiest wheel goes to..."

Which I always get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely do it...

Look at the groceries... then look at the person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I saw something today in Asda and it's been on my mind since and I actually think it's quite inappropriate.

There's a caterpillar cake, it's been around ages years in fact but today I noticed a girl version with pink icing and pink smarties etc. The girl caterpillar cake was called Bonnie and when I looked at the boy one it was called Clyde. I laughed in the shop and my daughter asked what was so funny about the names so I just said they were cute. Should I have said hmm it's just that they're named after two prolific armed robbers & serial killers!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Click an collect every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah. I hate grocery shopping so I'm usually just running around as quickly as possible.

I do judge the way people walk and generally move about in grocery stores, though. Always in my way!

I like it when I feel someone wanting something from the shelf which I am standing in front of, and I can sense their impatience behind me. I slow my movements down, fill up more space, sway from side to side and then point at items and ask their opinion. Whilst smiling unnervingly at them, over my shoulder.

Nah, I'm too brash and American for that. I rudely ask people to move when I want something they're blocking.

Although a study once found that people take longer leaving parking spots when there is another car waiting for the spot. You fit this statistic perfectly. "

Heheheheh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having used to work in a supermarket for a long time I did get to know who only ever bought junk and those who bought as much organic as possible etc.

I do mine online!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... no, not with haribo,crisps, Budweiser, deodorant and 3 tubs of Haagen Dazs.

True shop, today.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm guessing you OP.

I don't actually look in trollies as more often than not they are a jumble of poorly placed food items. But I like looking at conveyor belts and seeing if people organise it in a sensible way because that makes me happy. And it helps with meal inspiration. "

Oh god I do the organised conveyer thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm... no, not with haribo,crisps, Budweiser, deodorant and 3 tubs of Haagen Dazs.

True shop, today."

Hello, your new pic. Gosh.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m not interested in the trolley or basket but I do like to watch how people group items together on the conveyor belt. Is it logical? Will it help them pack sensibly?

It passes the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can tell the experienced shoppers from the conveyor belt organisation. Heavy stuff first, tins, bottles of water etc then maybe your washing powder and some cleaning products, your fresh fruit and veg, your meat then your soft stuff, your breads, crisps, eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can tell the experienced shoppers from the conveyor belt organisation. Heavy stuff first, tins, bottles of water etc then maybe your washing powder and some cleaning products, your fresh fruit and veg, your meat then your soft stuff, your breads, crisps, eggs. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But what gets my goat is when the cashier feels somewhat insulted when you say you don't need a hand to pack, they seem to chuck your stuff through really quickly to try and beat the rate your packing and make you feel some regret that you didn't accept their offer to help.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I organise my conveyor belt with precision and logic (heavy, cold etc.) but I have been known to be especially embarrassing in supermarkets when shopping with others. Buying a really odd and often inappropriate selection of items just to hear the thoughts whirring of those at the checkout. Starting ridiculous arguments for fun so people think they're earwigging on a domestic. Shopping is boring so I like to inject some fun into the proceedings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I organise my conveyor belt with precision and logic (heavy, cold etc.) but I have been known to be especially embarrassing in supermarkets when shopping with others. Buying a really odd and often inappropriate selection of items just to hear the thoughts whirring of those at the checkout. Starting ridiculous arguments for fun so people think they're earwigging on a domestic. Shopping is boring so I like to inject some fun into the proceedings. "

Wholeheartedly agree.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I organise my conveyor belt with precision and logic (heavy, cold etc.) but I have been known to be especially embarrassing in supermarkets when shopping with others. Buying a really odd and often inappropriate selection of items just to hear the thoughts whirring of those at the checkout. Starting ridiculous arguments for fun so people think they're earwigging on a domestic. Shopping is boring so I like to inject some fun into the proceedings. "

We need to shop together, I do this

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Erm... no, not with haribo,crisps, Budweiser, deodorant and 3 tubs of Haagen Dazs.

True shop, today."

I need to come over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm guessing you OP.

I don't actually look in trollies as more often than not they are a jumble of poorly placed food items. But I like looking at conveyor belts and seeing if people organise it in a sensible way because that makes me happy. And it helps with meal inspiration.

Oh god I do the organised conveyer thing. "

Me too! Got to get it all in the correct bags at the other end

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Well?

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Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wish I could cruise round in the front like I did as a kid!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Nope I don't I'm too busy getting my shopping trip over and done with before one of the kids decides to have a meltdown

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Nothing worse than stopping off on the way to a meet:

Condoms

Wine

Water

Lucozade

It makes me feel like everybody know what I'm up to

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

Trolley envy? Nope, I get mine delivered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people are not allowed in my shop

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No I don't trolley judge but I listen to the numbers. If someone's shopping is triple figures I'm gutted for them, if it's a normal shop

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I get some very judgemental looks when we're walking around Tesco, usually after hubby has put a dozen multipacks of chocolate bars in there and they see this fat woman pushing the trolley

I sometimes feel like grabbing the frylight, mullerlights and 50 pounds of slimming world friendly speed veggies out and shoving it in their faces while saying this is my share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, I get trolley shame "

Me too!

Supermarkets make me feel like I've had a lobotomy as soon as I walk in the door

I buy loads of stuff that doesn't go together and loads of wine.

I feel sure that people are thinking " look at that alkie she only eats dry cereal with tuna"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I don't trolley judge but I listen to the numbers. If someone's shopping is triple figures I'm gutted for them, if it's a normal shop"

I know that feeling, I only need a few kilos of coffee beans and a couple of days supply of vodka and triple figures every time, if I buy wine and food as well it gets silly... sometimes I leave out the food to keep the price down

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I know someone who places shopping like playing tetres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know someone who places shopping liike playing tetres "

Cool does the bottom row disappear if they get it right

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm guessing you OP.

I don't actually look in trollies as more often than not they are a jumble of poorly placed food items. But I like looking at conveyor belts and seeing if people organise it in a sensible way because that makes me happy. And it helps with meal inspiration.

Oh god I do the organised conveyer thing. "

Yes blud! Shopping socials could be a shout.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

I tend to judge how people drive their trolleys and how they park them while perusing more than what’s in them

Unless if someone had 4 bottles of lube and a marrow in there, I might give an impressed nod in their general direction.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I'm guessing you OP.

I don't actually look in trollies as more often than not they are a jumble of poorly placed food items. But I like looking at conveyor belts and seeing if people organise it in a sensible way because that makes me happy. And it helps with meal inspiration.

Oh god I do the organised conveyer thing. "

So do I, I get really irritated when the kids try and help and mix it all up

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Nothing worse than stopping off on the way to a meet:

Condoms

Wine

Water

Lucozade

It makes me feel like everybody know what I'm up to "

It's ok KY Jelly wasn't on the list so no one will suspect a thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've found it's always great fun to sling a random item into someone else's trolley while they're not looking

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I organise my conveyor belt with precision and logic (heavy, cold etc.) but I have been known to be especially embarrassing in supermarkets when shopping with others. Buying a really odd and often inappropriate selection of items just to hear the thoughts whirring of those at the checkout. Starting ridiculous arguments for fun so people think they're earwigging on a domestic. Shopping is boring so I like to inject some fun into the proceedings. "

Ha ha, I did this recently by pure accident. I bought a bottle of gin, a cucumber and a pot of Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found it's always great fun to sling a random item into someone else's trolley while they're not looking "

My hero, I'm so doing this next time. Especially to the trolley abandoning types.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm not a snob but I'll pack my own bags thank you. There is a common sence order to it.

It's nice of the offer but who the fuck stands there looking at their phone or through the paper while the checkout person, 'beeps' your shopping before packing it for you. I couldn't do it, so I pack my own rather than be akward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found it's always great fun to sling a random item into someone else's trolley while they're not looking "

So you are the reason I went out to buy mushrooms and came home with a new FJR1300 knew I was innocent really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah. I hate grocery shopping so I'm usually just running around as quickly as possible.

I do judge the way people walk and generally move about in grocery stores, though. Always in my way! "

This! Get out the way you stupid kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found it's always great fun to sling a random item into someone else's trolley while they're not looking "

You can expect a hard stare, and maybe a telling off from my wife. I have printed your confession and attached it to the new telly, HiFi, phone, and other items I bought since her last visit home

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

I do have a look in other peoples trollies & often have a laugh at their balanced diet - trolley full of fattening foods & then stop off for the diet cola

Also, those who look as though they can clearly afford to pay waiting in anticipation for the pasties and pies to be marked down to 20p or whatever - then buying as many as their little hands can gather together. In fact, it got so bad that one of the shops now takes mark-down items to the back of the shop to do the pricing, before wheeling them back out.

Aldi is my favourite to wind up though. They love to throw the food down the conveyor belt at you & I, like others in the thread, have a system of packing. If it's being thrown at me with sufficient vigour, I'll really have a go-slow moment when I'm packing until it's backed up so much they have nowhere else left to put anything & so they HAVE to wait for me to pack some bits to make room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm... no, not with haribo,crisps, Budweiser, deodorant and 3 tubs of Haagen Dazs.

True shop, today.

I need to come over. "

Will you just get over here already.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We do click and collect so as to avoid grocery shopping however if we are behind another car when they are loading their shopping in we do watch with interest. Today the car in front had a load of alcohol and baby formula which certainly made us smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like if you see a handsome guy with a little trolley and meals for one, can you assume that he wants a shag?"

Might just want to be left alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found it's always great fun to sling a random item into someone else's trolley while they're not looking "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well?"

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just wish I could cruise round in the front like I did as a kid"

Nowadays you're off your trolley.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm interested but not judgmental - it's fascinating to compare our likes and just how much stuff people will buy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than stopping off on the way to a meet:

Condoms

Wine

Water

Lucozade

It makes me feel like everybody know what I'm up to "

Why does that matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than stopping off on the way to a meet:

Condoms

Wine

Water

Lucozade

It makes me feel like everybody know what I'm up to

Why does that matter? "

I always get a sarnie too I normally get the munchies of the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than stopping off on the way to a meet:

Condoms

Wine

Water

Lucozade

It makes me feel like everybody know what I'm up to

Why does that matter?

I always get a sarnie too I normally get the munchies of the way home "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do....but I do t realise I'm doing it ...when I shop I organise my own trolley tidy and the same when I get to the check out,frozen ,fresh,tins etc all lined up in their order....makes it easier when I unpack them to put away at home then.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't but can relate to the condoms thing, thank goodness for self checkout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't but can relate to the condoms thing, thank goodness for self checkout "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't but can relate to the condoms thing, thank goodness for self checkout

"

It's the extra small bit I hope no one spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use the scan-it-yourself handset so I can scan stuff as I chuck it into the trolley, and am usually in such a rush to get the feck out of the supermarket I don't even glance at what others have in their trolley.

However, trolley rage is an issue for me! Can't beat the assholes that leave their trolley blocking the aisle whilst they are mooching over what pasta to buy, and people that barge into me usually get a sarcastic "oh excuuuuuuse me!"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope - can’t be bothered with what others chuck in their basket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope ...never done that ..

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I usually play shopping Jenga, never pick up a basket and see how much I can stack up in my arms before it falls

It's a great game, give it a try

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found it's always great fun to sling a random item into someone else's trolley while they're not looking "

I've done the opposite and taken something out

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I always look at what items the people loading up the conveyor belt, infront of me have.

I do sometimes wonder, how many they are feeding and if it's a weekly shop. Some of the trollies are literally bulging and come to £200+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got sent down for contempt of court

It was Trolling Judges you were on about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always look at what items the people loading up the conveyor belt, infront of me have.

I do sometimes wonder, how many they are feeding and if it's a weekly shop. Some of the trollies are literally bulging and come to £200+

"

My Saturday shop, coffee beans x 2, vodka x 2, tonic x 6, lemons x 6, beer, bag of crisps, pork pie. Was over £100. And there is the possibility I may need some more food before the end of the week.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I always look at what items the people loading up the conveyor belt, infront of me have.

I do sometimes wonder, how many they are feeding and if it's a weekly shop. Some of the trollies are literally bulging and come to £200+

My Saturday shop, coffee beans x 2, vodka x 2, tonic x 6, lemons x 6, beer, bag of crisps, pork pie. Was over £100. And there is the possibility I may need some more food before the end of the week. "

Haha I thought you was just messing yesterday when you mentioned it.

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