FabSwingers.com forum: fatty seeks fella

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There you go, that's my simple ad done

However, there's the caveat of read my profile

What's your simple ad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls requires emptying, cum on ladies give me a shout!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps your far from fat! X

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

who's got some nuts to offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who's got some nuts to offer?"

Ive got a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Black's double required for socially inept short ass

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Suck it, fuck it, then fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it, fuck it, then fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Army officer over 35 must be willing to fuck in uniform.

Ginger

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Twats need lovin too

Apply within

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Happy to supply POLE dancing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have handcuffs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free to a good home. I cook and clean

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Short old bald bloke looking for young bird with big tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy to supply POLE dancing! "

Great exercise. Can i hang upside down on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free roast dinner apply with in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have what it takes, extensive psychiatric knowledge?, aversion to wearing flat shoes and knickers? Can you genuinely suck a golf ball through a hose pipe.... apply within

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

[Removed by poster at 08/10/17 14:28:31]

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Happy to supply POLE dancing!

Great exercise. Can i hang upside down on it?

Positively incurred

In courage it lol

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I have a pair of baps need sausage between them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful tight vagina seeks heavy looking penis for friendship maybe more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beautiful tight vagina seeks heavy looking penis for friendship maybe more. "

extra points for mccoys and yazoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Free roast dinner apply with in

Love a roast

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Out of practice bloke seeks fun partner who enjoys laughing as much as sex, for slow build up, taking our time, with plenty of food, drink and laughs in between breaks from snogs and sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not fat and nice flaps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend over, I'll drive

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Beautiful, rich nymphomaniac wanted, preferably one with good sense of humour and come to bed eyes. In exchange I can offer...

And that’s as far as I’ve got, but I’m pretty pleased with it so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/10/17 15:03:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New strapon required

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"New strapon required

Oh my ??

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Sex and wine

Apply within

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New strapon required

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"There you go, that's my simple ad done

However, there's the caveat of read my profile

What's your simple ad?"

Awesome couple, you'd be lucky to meet us, but take a chance and mail us anyway.*

(*Disclaimer ... the author of this post may be off his head on haribo and fizzy drinks!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need laying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly harmless

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Fancy a fuck

Isn't that the universally accepted add on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight middle-aged male seeking sex with female or couple. Young enough to please, old enough to know what that really means.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"There you go, that's my simple ad done

However, there's the caveat of read my profile

What's your simple ad?"

Visit me for a free meal or rent me out for free to cook at yours.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Fancy a fuck

Isn't that the universally accepted add on fab

Too long, needs abbreviation

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Fancy a fuck

Isn't that the universally accepted add on fab

Too long, needs abbreviation

FAF

Any better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need laying

Very simple

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Fancy a fuck

Isn't that the universally accepted add on fab

Too long, needs abbreviation

FAF

Any better? "

Very kind of you to offer, thank you

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

will eat pussy for beer

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

"Need laying

Very simple

What no offers yet ?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Mines easy .... Boring old git needs sex

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Average bloke seeks curvy girl for uncomplicated naughtiness.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Unreliable ugly time wasting shit bag seeks gullable woman.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Think cupcake is busy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think cupcake is busy! "

I don't view the ads as for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confident curvester seeks tall guy to help keep weight stable

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Confident curvester seeks tall guy to help keep weight stable

Tall guy likes to help curvy ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free facial with every blow job received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confident curvester seeks tall guy to help keep weight stable

Tall guy likes to help curvy ladies

Sold!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Man with full sack requires place to empty it at other times than once a year at Christmas.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Confident curvester seeks tall guy to help keep weight stable

Tall guy likes to help curvy ladies

Sold!

And they say advertising doesnt work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insatiable couple seeks other insatiable couple for hot foursome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man with full sack requires place to empty it at other times than once a year at Christmas."

I'm good at emptying things *cough*

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Man seeks handjob from experienced farmers daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older lady seeks younger man with beard so can feel the stubble rub during receipt of oral,

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"fatty seeks fella "

No I don't!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confident curvester seeks tall guy to help keep weight stable

Tall guy likes to help curvy ladies

Sold!

Woohoo two ads matching up.

You go guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"fatty seeks fella

No I don't!!"

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Rotund bi fem couple looking for fun with similar bi fems and bi fem couples

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By *eeperscreepersMan
over a year ago

Tipp & Dublin

"Jack Black's double required for socially inept short ass "

Believe it or not I've been compared to him haha

And also Seth Rogen

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Fucktard seeks responsible adult........that likes to fuck fucktards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fatty seeks fella

No I don't!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock queen wanted that sucks like dyson, apply within

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock queen wanted that sucks like dyson, apply within

And is rewarded with haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Older lady seeks younger man with beard so can feel the stubble rub during receipt of oral, "

Oh to be a little younger ... And a whole lot closer!

I love lemontart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penis seeking warm wet hole to spend the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free to a good home. I cook and clean

I tried that one yesterday! Haha

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By *assionate Pleasures 1964Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight

Free fuck... bring cake.

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By *xpandmyhorizonsMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

YoungISH guy seeking open minded older lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock queen wanted that sucks like dyson, apply within

And is rewarded with haribos

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Yes and with lots of haribos too

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Pole lubricant provider need hard work must be willing to brake a sweat!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'm up for a jamy dodger. Nudge nudge. Wink wink. Kink kink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun guy seeks fun ladies for fun.

Oh, that was the other thread...

Like t and chocolate? I'm your man!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Man in need of kissing and cuddling with lots of fun please take pity on me !! Lol

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Desperate fucker seeks similar (same sex need not apply)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average man seeks out of my league woman

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Jelly wobblers and blancmange lovers apply within

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shut up and fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone from hull Need fucking ?

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By *hooselifeMan
over a year ago

London

"who's got some nuts to offer?"

I volunteer as tribute.

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By *idnightxBrownCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Will perform sexual acts for biscuits

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Shut up and fuck me

Shuts mouth......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will perform sexual acts for biscuits "

That's Scooby Doo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell like chlorophyll to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female? Pulse? Let's fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie seeks Mickey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumpy seeks thinking fuck.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Custard cream seeks cuppa tea

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Custard cream seeks cuppa tea

For a good dunking I presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doc seeks, erm, bear with me it'll cum, sorry, come!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

I'm quite glad I'm single.

Needy people repulse me.

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By *-Little-Mz-Minx-xWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Help.... am out of batteries, but need filling up...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Custard cream seeks cuppa tea

For a good dunking I presume

When you two come together, you can't help but have a good dunking

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Custard cream seeks cuppa tea

For a good dunking I presume

When THE two come together, you can't help but have a good dunking

Wine induced typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chubby old bird with unrealistic expectations.

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By *dventurous fellaMan
over a year ago

where

"Chubby old bird with unrealistic expectations. "

I’d change your to hot woman looking for what she deserves because she can afford to be fussy! You’re hot !

Mine would be: whose gonna blow my mind

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

Slightly cynical slurper seeks slurpee

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Does this smell like chlorophyll to you?"

The green pigment in plants? Are you trying to do her up the botany?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

And in response to the OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFDzQD-LR80

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeking male, pulse and own teeth not necessary

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

"Seeking male, pulse and own teeth not necessary "

I'm sure you'd prefer a pulse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeking male, pulse and own teeth not necessary

I'm sure you'd prefer a pulse.

You’d know

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

"Seeking male, pulse and own teeth not necessary

I'm sure you'd prefer a pulse.

You’d know

Well, I have one last time I checked....

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