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I may not have a massive 12" cock..

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

But I can hold my own...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I can hold my own...

"

Well if you don't have one you can't hold it !

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"But I can hold my own...

Well if you don't have one you can't hold it ! "

To be fare... I use the dyson with the extendable nozzle... just didn't want to show off my middle class tendencies. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how big is your nozzle then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a nice 6/8 inches xx

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By *ddit... OP   Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"So how big is your nozzle then "

Had one especially made... reaches all the nooks and crannies and is great at removing cobwebs lesser Hoover's leave behind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a smaller nozzle...easy to handle, fits in most orifices, and if it doesn't do the job first time round then pop an attachment on and go again...

Peach x

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I prefer a smaller nozzle...easy to handle, fits in most orifices, and if it doesn't do the job first time round then pop an attachment on and go again...

Peach x

"

Haha

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd be wanking for England. "

If they had a team I’d be captain.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England. "

Penis envy

Have you ever worn a strap on and looked in the mirror to see how you would look with one

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England. "

Mines about to fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't wanked for 3 days. That's a record for me.

I'm in a purple patch of meets at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I'd be wanking for England.

If they had a team I’d be captain."

If i had a team i will be the président of the club

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


" I'd be wanking for England.

If they had a team I’d be captain."

Oh Lib, you know I'd do it for you if you gave me the chance. Yours is a fine specimen of penisy goodness, and if I had one I'd want one just like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England.

Mines about to fall off "

Mine is on the floor

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England.

Penis envy

Have you ever worn a strap on and looked in the mirror to see how you would look with one "

I wore one once. A purple one, so I kind of thought I'd looked like the purple people eater. It wasn't flattering.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England.

Mines about to fall off "

No nails. That shit sticks most things back together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U can buy add one lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"There are times I wish I had one of my own to hold. I'd be wanking for England.

Mines about to fall off

Mine is on the floor "

Ooooo, may I suggest picking it up, sucking it and seeing if you can give yourself a frenulum bj

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By *icoleAndLisaTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port


"But I can hold my own...

"

Inside a clenched fist? Or between finger and thumb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op I often here it's the way you drive the nail in

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