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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

Grow the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words fail me

That doesnt happen often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow....

An act of desperation eh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

In an act of desperation??!! Wow! Good luck with that!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Wow, just wow.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

You’re one brave (idiot) posting this on the forum op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow am shocked.

All women as sexy as fuck regardless of size, shape ,breast size,race or disabilty.

Not everyone is going to like what the next person sees as beautiful.

I think your friend or you need a word with yourself and consider removing this post before the ladies on this site tear you a new asshole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be daft man! Size does not matter they are all beautiful.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Desperation???

This isn't going to end well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

Does your friend fancy the woman he's meeting? If not he may not be able to get hard.

If his cock is on the small side he may have difficulty with some positions- for example if her bum is big he may have trouble fucking her from behind. Tell him to stick to him on top or her on top.

Is she on here? If she reads the forums she may not turn up.

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your friend on here?

Just wondering for the purpose of blocking him and you.

Act of desperation - I am actually repulsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Jesus OP you have so many "friends" with problems that need answers

I'm quite surprised you have any because you fail to help most of them without turning to fab for advice

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

Act of desperation? WOW words fail me. I hope she is on here and reads this.

You've just proven my point and my mistrust of the compliments of men on here and in general

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

The difference is that she might be able to tell you are not that interested in her and you may not be able to successfully pretend you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That got more vile and derogatory with every sentence. There is so much wrong with what you have just said I don't even know where to start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate men are great fucks.

People love a good rant. Thank you OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

So you are meeting, sorry I mean he is meeting, a "volumptious woman". I would say lucky him, getting to spend some fun time with a woman. Desperation doesn't come into it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is your friend so desperate OP? Does he lack social skills? Or has he got a tiny cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!"

Worded it better?

Why dont you have another go?

This, I gotta see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is your friend so desperate OP? Does he lack social skills? Or has he got a tiny cock?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This went well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!"

Gosh. I don't know why people would be offended by the reference to it being an act of desperation.... Your post is rude and offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!"

Yes maybe use the header, 'someone actually wants to have sex with Me, how lucky am I' instead!

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

The difference with us fat girls you need to have regular breaks from your god-like fucking to feed us cake. And we’re just so grateful you’ve lowered your standards enough to play that we will do anything to please you, regardless of our own pleasure.

Seriously though, you need some new ‘friends’, yours sounds like a right twat!

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't fancy her, you're likely to have a shit time regardless of her size and shape! Try and think about how you word things on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you've just cock blocked yourself from every woman who reads this, and I sincerely hope the lady in question reads it and realises she deserves better than to be someone's "desperate" option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have any words to say totally wrong and OP you/your mate are just wrong uns with talk like that no wonder you don’t get any attention

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!"

Don't worry, nobody noticed your most excellent fabicide ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!"

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

You didn't say you didn't fancy the woman, you were just asking about logistical issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

Your 'friend' is an idiot and needs to act his age not his cock size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell I'm speechless and that never happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so outraged by this post! Grrrrrrrrr!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'll meet your friend OP.

He won't have sex for a long time after meeting me. I will ruin him.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

"

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

OP fat girls will do anything for cake .. take cake . .

But seriously ... all I can think of now is that poor girl !!

She will probably be the best shag he has ever had!

I for one hope she is, he gets hooked and she doesn't think he is so won't meet him again!!

Karma is a bitch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP fat girls will do anything for cake .. take cake . .

But seriously ... all I can think of now is that poor girl !!

She will probably be the best shag he has ever had!

I for one hope she is, he gets hooked and she doesn't think he is so won't meet him again!!

Karma is a bitch!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever. "

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

What a terrible and offensive thing to say about a lady. I hope she reads this, comes to her senses and cancels the date. OP you are not worthy of meeting any ladies on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Good one op. This will always provoke the desired reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong. "

He's insinuating he's lowering himself out of desperation. That's wrong in my book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP report the abusive mail. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Words fail me

That doesnt happen often"

Words failed me aswell - i used the ones, sorry i was only given a public school education. Not much more i can say

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong. "

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words fail me

That doesnt happen often

Words failed me aswell - i used the ones, sorry i was only given a public school education. Not much more i can say"

A public school education?

I'd ask for a refund

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong. "

Come on. The "act of desperation" he is talking about is having sex with a fat woman. It's clear that he considers sex with fat women to be a desperate act.

The guy is having a rough time but let's not pretend he wasn't being obnoxious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting? "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting? "

Yes. Read my first post.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Words fail me

That doesnt happen often

Words failed me aswell - i used the ones, sorry i was only given a public school education. Not much more i can say

A public school education?

I'd ask for a refund"

In Scotland I think public school means state school, not somewhere like Eton

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By *picyminxWoman
over a year ago

Huntingdon


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

I can see why he's not been laid for 17 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Words fail me

That doesnt happen often

Words failed me aswell - i used the ones, sorry i was only given a public school education. Not much more i can say

A public school education?

I'd ask for a refund

In Scotland I think public school means state school, not somewhere like Eton "

I know

I think he should still ask for a refund

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"The difference with us fat girls you need to have regular breaks from your god-like fucking to feed us cake. And we’re just so grateful you’ve lowered your standards enough to play that we will do anything to please you, regardless of our own pleasure.

Seriously though, you need some new ‘friends’, yours sounds like a right twat!

Mrs x "

I'm seriously thinking of incorporating a "cake break" now you've suggested it

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

OP, here's a tip. Dont light the cigar until the fat lady sings ......

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting?

Yes. Read my first post. "

Yes I read your first post . It was a very practical answer... But if you knew someone was meeting you because they were desperate and any holes a goal would you meet them? That's my question... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

This has got to be some sort of wind up surely, how fucking dumb are people theses days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up and was in dire need of a laugh. Thank you OP.

No point trying to backtrack your way out of this one. Even the biggest JCB wouldn't get you out of this hole, or into another one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just woke up and was in dire need of a laugh. Thank you OP.

No point trying to backtrack your way out of this one. Even the biggest JCB wouldn't get you out of this hole, or into another one. "

Ok thanks, ive took your advice on board - but honestly what do you think? Im mean about the original post, any tips?

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Just woke up and was in dire need of a laugh. Thank you OP.

No point trying to backtrack your way out of this one. Even the biggest JCB wouldn't get you out of this hole, or into another one.

Ok thanks, ive took your advice on board - but honestly what do you think? Im mean about the original post, any tips? "

My tip would be don't write the original post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting?

Yes. Read my first post.

Yes I read your first post . It was a very practical answer... But if you knew someone was meeting you because they were desperate and any holes a goal would you meet them? That's my question... ? "

I never ment desperate more like "breaking the duck" if you know what im trying to say

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting?

Yes. Read my first post.

Yes I read your first post . It was a very practical answer... But if you knew someone was meeting you because they were desperate and any holes a goal would you meet them? That's my question... ?

I never ment desperate more like "breaking the duck" if you know what im trying to say"

No I have no idea what you mean!

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By *ndonmaleMan
over a year ago

Preston

Is this one of those look at me threads?

You certainly got a lot of attention OP

I hope your "friend" is feeling awful now for asking you to put this on a forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up and was in dire need of a laugh. Thank you OP.

No point trying to backtrack your way out of this one. Even the biggest JCB wouldn't get you out of this hole, or into another one.

Ok thanks, ive took your advice on board - but honestly what do you think? Im mean about the original post, any tips? "

OP, its too late. The damage has been done. Stop digging now

You have crashed and burnt

On the plus side, looks like you have a new best friend outta this thread, so its not all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

Would you feel the same if it was you he was meeting?

Yes. Read my first post.

Yes I read your first post . It was a very practical answer... But if you knew someone was meeting you because they were desperate and any holes a goal would you meet them? That's my question... ?

I never ment desperate more like "breaking the duck" if you know what im trying to say"

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No I don't, they don't mean the same thing!

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By *iss SinWoman
over a year ago

portchester

I'm surprised that everyone has fallen for this obvious wind up... It's given him more attention then he deserves

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Opens note book.

1 less rival. Just another 30000 to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may have problems getting an erection if you don’t fancy her.

Or, after not having sex in 17 months, you might be so excited that you cum very quickly.

Those are what I see as your two main problems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

He's insinuating he's lowering himself out of desperation. That's wrong in my book!"

Oh so you think he shouldnt meet the "larger woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is everyone so outraged?

It's obviously just an attempt to troll knowing exactly the response that people will have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh shit.. im sorry - this was a genuine post but i could of worded it better.

Im really sorry if anyones offended - i honestly ment no harm.!

It wont delete.!!

I really wouldn't worry. Loads of women post about being desperate for a fuck.

To be fair, they don't normally post 'in an act of desperation I'm settling for a small cock, will it work the same as an averaged size one'. As far as comparisons go...

But I get what you're trying to do.

Yeah OP, you'll get a tough time in this thread. It'll be forgotten about soon enough and won't show up on your green arrow for ever.

But he didn't say *she* was the desperate act, which everyone is leaping on.

Loads of people post about being 'desperate for a good fuck'. He's done nothing wrong.

He's insinuating he's lowering himself out of desperation. That's wrong in my book!

Oh so you think he shouldnt meet the "larger woman" "

'He' shouldn't meet any woman until he grows the fuck up

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Why is everyone so outraged?

It's obviously just an attempt to troll knowing exactly the response that people will have

"

It is the way of the t'interwebs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You may have problems getting an erection if you don’t fancy her.

Or, after not having sex in 17 months, you might be so excited that you cum very quickly.

Those are what I see as your two main problems.

"

Excactly.! If he has a quick wank before the meet the wee fella might not rise to the ocation but if he doesnt it could be ibiza 2009 all over again

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My tip would be to contact her and tell her not to meet your friend!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think it might be longer than 17 months until the next one

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill


"Opens note book.

1 less rival. Just another 30000 to go

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You may have problems getting an erection if you don’t fancy her.

Or, after not having sex in 17 months, you might be so excited that you cum very quickly.

Those are what I see as your two main problems.

Excactly.! If he has a quick wank before the meet the wee fella might not rise to the ocation but if he doesnt it could be ibiza 2009 all over again "

Oh we all remember Ibiza 2009

Have you got over the shame of it yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you meet me instead I'm intrigued

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you meet me instead I'm intrigued "

Who ya talking to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you meet me instead I'm intrigued "

Sit on his face so he shuts up will you!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

The way this is going someone will have to make asking for a friend 2 when thread get too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with all the name calling on this thread? So OP may have been a little offensive in his post, but so many on here have responded by calling him all sorts of things; twat, moron, prick etc

Just as bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of larger people have a hard time believing someone could be sexually attracted to them. If your "friend" does go ahead with the meet, having sex with her because she is bigger than he is used to is just sex like anyone else may be having. What matters is how it feels and your "friend" should be mindful of her comfort zones and boundaries, the same as with any meet.

Whether you did or didn't mean to be disrespectful with your post, it's probably best to remember that even insinuating sex with a larger person as a desperate act, isn't a very nice thing to say, and your "friend" doesn't deserve to fuck them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things "

So he'd be ok getting it up but worried about being embarrassed if his friends knew he'd been with a fat bird? I realise I've put words in your mouth but who cares

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things "

But you're digging a bigger hole. What psychological aspect?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things "

Every new partner is different. One size doesn't ever fit all when it comes to sex as its a very personal experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pitchforks for sale, only 1 blow job each.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things "

Why would there be any psychological problems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pitchforks for sale, only 1 blow job each.

"

I'll take one please

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Pitchforks for sale, only 1 blow job each.

"

From ANY size woman?

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham


"Hes not been laid for 17 month but has only ever shagged sized 8/10 women.

In an act of desperation he has some fun planned for next weekend... but she is a size 16/18 volumptious woman,

i honestly dont mean anything bad by this.. but apart from the obvious - is there anything different from being with a skinny lass?

Or am i (he) thinking too much about it.? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude. Work it out for yourself. All you're doing here is antagonising the assembling mob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things

But you're digging a bigger hole. What psychological aspect? "

What if i turn up and cant get a hard on? I cant eat her monkey for an hour

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By *oubyLoverWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things "

For her, she's the same woman inside irrespective of her weight

For you, if you don't fancy larger women you might not be able to perform and she might notice you don't fancy her and feel like shit.

Larger ladies are not a different species to slimmer ladies. Weight is only one differentiating factor but all women need treating as they want to be treated. HTH

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things

But you're digging a bigger hole. What psychological aspect?

What if i turn up and cant get a hard on? I cant eat her monkey for an hour "

I see pitchforks are on sale but no shovels are needed, yours is massive

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"What's with all the name calling on this thread? So OP may have been a little offensive in his post, but so many on here have responded by calling him all sorts of things; twat, moron, prick etc

Just as bad!"

so we can leave it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now everyone has said there piece - can i get some help? Im really not feelin like part of the community!

And it was meant more of the physcological aspect rather than the physical side of things

But you're digging a bigger hole. What psychological aspect?

What if i turn up and cant get a hard on? I cant eat her monkey for an hour "

To quote Ms Twain " you must be joking, right?"

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