FabSwingers.com forum: Breakfast anyone?

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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What can I get you. Virtually obvs.

I'm just making coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have you for breakfast? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee suits me fine. I like it black

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Coffee would be great, strong and black as you like your... coffee too

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By *ad_wolf2018Man
over a year ago

saltburn

Ooo I'll have a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and a hash brown with my coffee please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Coffee suits me fine. I like it black

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By *odg123Man
over a year ago

southampton

Coffee please ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee no sugar plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I'll have a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and a hash brown with my coffee please

She's not Ronald McDonald.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ooo I'll have a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and a hash brown with my coffee please

She's not Ronald McDonald."

I'm a clown though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning I could just eat a sausage sandwich in a bap with brown sauce mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling like eggs benedict, fresh orange juice with the bits, and coffee....no rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I'll have a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and a hash brown with my coffee please

She's not Ronald McDonald."

... damn you. I just snorted coffee out of my nose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, cup of tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon cobs n plenty of brown sauce please x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

A coffee would be great please. I'd love some poached eggs on hot buttered toast

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By *ad_wolf2018Man
over a year ago

saltburn

"Ooo I'll have a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and a hash brown with my coffee please

She's not Ronald McDonald.

... damn you. I just snorted coffee out of my nose!"

Nice ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a cob...? Lol

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Morning Honey. Please may I have a latte with a warm croissant?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"What's a cob...? Lol

Something you find corn on

lol

It's a roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had sausage and toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no not the old cob bap debate again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Honey

Just a coffee and some spooning would be lovely for a bit, I've put the electric blanket on so I'm all snuggly

Peach x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Morning Honey. Please may I have a latte with a warm croissant? "

Ohh, is the croissant for sharing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs Benedict please

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By *aucycouple85Couple
over a year ago

Coalville

just a brew please x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’m going for real breakfast shortly in a Cheshire hotel! Alone though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice big mug of tea and a sausage sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sausage and cream for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling like eggs benedict, fresh orange juice with the bits, and coffee....no rush"

Ill have the same but swap the coffee for tea ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crispy bacon sarnie on wholemeal with ketchup, and a strong coffee please...2 sugars

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m going for real breakfast shortly in a Cheshire hotel! Alone though!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ooo I'll have a double sausage and egg mcmuffin and a hash brown with my coffee please

She's not Ronald McDonald.

... damn you. I just snorted coffee out of my nose!"

I'm loving it

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A coffee would be great please. I'd love some poached eggs on hot buttered toast

Oh I fancy this now, alas no time

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'd like a delicious body to devour please.... A hairy chest to play with, a trembling belly to butterfly kiss, a hard cock to tease and please and a firm ass I wanna slap and bite

Failing that coffee and a bacon butty will do

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd like a delicious body to devour please.... A hairy chest to play with, a trembling belly to butterfly kiss, a hard cock to tease and please and a firm ass I wanna slap and bite

Failing that coffee and a bacon butty will do

I don't have a cock and I waxed my chest last night.

Bacon and coffee I can do

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Officially starving after reading this thread!

I have maple smoked bacon, eggs and French bread, sadly just not the motivation to actually cook anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I get a coffee, Honey, please?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Officially starving after reading this thread!

I have maple smoked bacon, eggs and French bread, sadly just not the motivation to actually cook anything

I shall make you breakfast in exchange for a shoulder rub

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Could I get a coffee, Honey, please?

Anything for you QP

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Morning Honey. Please may I have a latte with a warm croissant?

Ohh, is the croissant for sharing?"

Sorry but no. I’m hungry and croissants are small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea and some porridge please x

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By *he DifferentiatorMan
over a year ago

Co Durham

Oatmeal with berries and full cream milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong tea, splash of milk please. Oh and a glass of icy cold water as I appear to be a tad hungover

Thanks you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I get a coffee, Honey, please?

Anything for you QP

That always makes me snigger

Do you deliver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and some thick buttered toast would be amazing right now..

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

May I be greedy? A full english, the works, everything but black pudding..

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"Coffee and some thick buttered toast would be amazing right now.. "

You have just inspired me!! * heads off to the kitchen*

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Morning

I'd quite like some cinnamon French toast please. With berries, honey and cream on the side.

Willing to share it in bed if someone can deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just love honey spread all over..lol

What time's breakfast..too much else to think of.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

"Morning

I'd quite like some cinnamon French toast please. With berries, honey and cream on the side.

Willing to share it in bed if someone can deliver"

Depends if i have to wear an apron when delivering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Morning

I'd quite like some cinnamon French toast please. With berries, honey and cream on the side.

Willing to share it in bed if someone can deliver

Depends if i have to wear an apron when delivering?

No, but bring your jaffa cakes with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and some thick buttered toast would be amazing right now..

You have just inspired me!! * heads off to the kitchen* "

I had weetabix and coffee. I must go shopping today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd Quite like a buttery crumpet and a cup of tea about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a hangover breakfast - I need lasagne immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?"

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Please may I have poached eggs on toast and a cup of tea?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible."

I'll service you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

I'll service you

Can we take turns?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

I'll service you

Can we take turns?

If you like. Can we Lib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up late and had breakfast for lunch.

Scrambled eggs with homemade guacamole. Vegetarian haggis. And my very own homefries. Fucking delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible."

Teen me about it, I'm still waiting for my Eggs Benedict.

This will all be going on TripAdvisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

Teen me about it, I'm still waiting for my Eggs Benedict.

This will all be going on TripAdvisor "

Fucking Teen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

I'll service you

Can we take turns?

If you like. Can we Lib? "

Sure thing - hop on.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

Teen me about it, I'm still waiting for my Eggs Benedict.

This will all be going on TripAdvisor "

Fs I will service you too.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I can’t be arsed to get out of bed - could you fetch me a coffee please?

Still waiting for my coffee, the service around here is terrible.

I'll service you

Can we take turns?

If you like. Can we Lib?

Sure thing - hop on."

Ooooft

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