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Funky/Invictus

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I just tried to explain the complexities of the Funky/Invictus complex to my girlfriend...

She remains entirely perplexed by our duality of existence on various time threads and has demanded I provide dinosaur cock pictures to prove it.

Being a time traveller is fucking hash at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for."

But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.

But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...) "

No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.

But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)

No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place)."

*side eye*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.

But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)

No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).

*side eye* "

*taps nose with forefinger and winks*

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.

But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)

No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).

*side eye*

*taps nose with forefinger and winks*"

Are you Barking?

Oh. Wait....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best. Flirting. Thread. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dinosaur cock pic was worth waiting for.

But it's not my cock! (Technically, in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies...)

No, but if you fold it in half and stab a pencil through it you can prove that, technically, it is your cock (something to do with being in two spaces in time, at the same place).

*side eye*

*taps nose with forefinger and winks*

Are you Barking?

Oh. Wait.... "

Not quite

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