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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you ever just think "fuck it, you're a cunt and you're a cunt and you over there get on my tits with your dullard twaddle and I'm not having a bar of it any longer?"

Unleash your wrath here people. Axe through the door, get your psychopath on and go full murder twunt.

Get it off your chest.

And you, yes you, you've right pissed me off.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I'm worried now... proper under my bed scared... haaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm worried now... proper under my bed scared... haaha"

Why? Don't be a dick.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I would unleash fury on white van drivers who cut in and drivers that don't thank or acknowledge me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would unleash fury on white van drivers who cut in and drivers that don't thank or acknowledge me"

Unleash. Unleash dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you ever just think "fuck it, you're a cunt and you're a cunt and you over there get on my tits with your dullard twaddle"

You've just described the politics forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think people are not very human friendly. It's rare I get worked up about it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yes all the fucking time lately.

I want to shake them and say fuck sake you stupid cunt get your shit together

Some people and too cunty to be helped though and those fuckers are best left in a puddle of their own piss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you ever just think "fuck it, you're a cunt and you're a cunt and you over there get on my tits with your dullard twaddle

You've just described the politics forum "

True story

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I would unleash fury on white van drivers who cut in and drivers that don't thank or acknowledge me

Unleash. Unleash dammit! "

Unload unload

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X "

Ooooh I feel the rage, Angie! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think people are not very human friendly. It's rare I get worked up about it. "

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggge.

(Oh btw now Lib is back we need to move that plan up)

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X "

Ooooh they need shooting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes all the fucking time lately.

I want to shake them and say fuck sake you stupid cunt get your shit together

Some people and too cunty to be helped though and those fuckers are best left in a puddle of their own piss."

Drown them in piss!

Shake the people.

Cunts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would unleash fury on white van drivers who cut in and drivers that don't thank or acknowledge me

Unleash. Unleash dammit!

Unload unload "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting "

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Yes all the fucking time lately.

I want to shake them and say fuck sake you stupid cunt get your shit together

Some people and too cunty to be helped though and those fuckers are best left in a puddle of their own piss.

Drown them in piss!

Shake the people.

Cunts."

My arms would fall off from all the shaking

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

It’s horrible the way you can judge someone on first sight but we do it all the time haha XX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else.. "

Roar louder! Be crueller!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off. "

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes all the fucking time lately.

I want to shake them and say fuck sake you stupid cunt get your shit together

Some people and too cunty to be helped though and those fuckers are best left in a puddle of their own piss.

Drown them in piss!

Shake the people.

Cunts.

My arms would fall off from all the shaking "

No, that's from the fapping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s horrible the way you can judge someone on first sight but we do it all the time haha XX "

Yeah! Spunkleberry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread "

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Roar louder! Be crueller! "

I thought sending them to Hull was cruel enough... haha

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man. "

Always comes back to size

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

My wrath is currently attached to a long fuse. I don't know if it's going to get lit, or what might trigger it. 'Tis a dangerous time to be verging on pissing me off though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do we have to be polite so as to not hurt someone's feelings when basically it means they don't ever realise they're being a numbdicktitarsepumpkin?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Roar louder! Be crueller!

I thought sending them to Hull was cruel enough... haha"

More rage!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size "

You started it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My wrath is currently attached to a long fuse. I don't know if it's going to get lit, or what might trigger it. 'Tis a dangerous time to be verging on pissing me off though."

Latent simmering vengeful anarchic fury. I like it.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it! "

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour "

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the target in mind. Fuck using axes, hammers are slower and make a nice crunchy sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

"

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the target in mind. Fuck using axes, hammers are slower and make a nice crunchy sound"

Fucking approved (if not a little plagiarised from Drive, but then again mine was from The Shining).

It's hammer-time folks.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense. "

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else.. "

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed "

Get the fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there! "

Unleash GG.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

Get the fuck. "

Hehehe only pulling your leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsMSgMFptCo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

Get the fuck.

Hehehe only pulling your leg "

I'll hack that leg off with my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsMSgMFptCo

"

Racist.

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

Get the fuck.

Hehehe only pulling your leg

I'll hack that leg off with my teeth. "

And stuff it down my throat....ooooh you are such a temptress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

Get the fuck.

Hehehe only pulling your leg

I'll hack that leg off with my teeth.

And stuff it down my throat....ooooh you are such a temptress "

Are you fapping, man? You better not be fapping.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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How can some people be so fucking blind??

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

Unleash GG. "

But why should I, only to reduce myself to his level? I'm far better than that (all modesty apart!)

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

Get the fuck.

Hehehe only pulling your leg

I'll hack that leg off with my teeth.

And stuff it down my throat....ooooh you are such a temptress

Are you fapping, man? You better not be fapping. "

As we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind?? "

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I have had almost all of this year of cunts and their cuntish behaviour. But I have just come from 2 weeks of family love. I am still feeling the glow so excuse me if I don't indulge in a rant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

Unleash GG.

But why should I, only to reduce myself to his level? I'm far better than that (all modesty apart!) "

Oh be a dick then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let me borrow that axe and I'd unleash some inner rage on a few people. Especially the twat from our disastrous meet the other morning. X

Ooooh they need shooting

What's your wrath? Or bog off.

I’ll just fuck off then...my wrath is far too long for this thread

My wrath is bigger than your wrath?! Serious?

Typical man.

Always comes back to size

You started it!

Is this the 30 second argument or the full half hour

Stop talking piddle at me that I don't choose to understand and even if I did choose, wouldn't understand as it makes no bleeding sense.

My rant is other people ranting.....ranting should be rationed

Get the fuck.

Hehehe only pulling your leg

I'll hack that leg off with my teeth.

And stuff it down my throat....ooooh you are such a temptress

Are you fapping, man? You better not be fapping.

As we speak "

S l o w f a p s f u n n y g u y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow all so shouty.

I thought rant day was Thursday.. but whatever you like. Just go ahead and roar...

I'll creep back and hide in a dark corner of the man cave where angry people can't see me in the dark...

Creeps away hoping I wasn't noticed

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like. "

Heck! Remind me not to be near you anytime, I want to keep my one working eye!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had almost all of this year of cunts and their cuntish behaviour. But I have just come from 2 weeks of family love. I am still feeling the glow so excuse me if I don't indulge in a rant. "

Scudderthump you ass outta my thread then. Love? Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow all so shouty.

I thought rant day was Thursday.. but whatever you like. Just go ahead and roar...

I'll creep back and hide in a dark corner of the man cave where angry people can't see me in the dark...

Creeps away hoping I wasn't noticed "

Irrelevant widdle.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

Unleash GG.

But why should I, only to reduce myself to his level? I'm far better than that (all modesty apart!)

Oh be a dick then. "

Happily, when it suits me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

Heck! Remind me not to be near you anytime, I want to keep my one working eye! "

Aye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

Unleash GG.

But why should I, only to reduce myself to his level? I'm far better than that (all modesty apart!)

Oh be a dick then.

Happily, when it suits me!"

Careful with that eye.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards" "

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

"

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like. "

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom"

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

Unleash GG.

But why should I, only to reduce myself to his level? I'm far better than that (all modesty apart!)

Oh be a dick then.

Happily, when it suits me!

Careful with that eye. "

Eye will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok seems like a good place to get this off my chest

Fuck every last self righteous bastard on here. who thinks they are some kind of model or god damn mother fucking porn star. This is to all extents and purposes a sex site lets stop think its twatter or cunting freakbook.......

Ooh i enjoyed that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roars..... BMW drivers usually try and run me off the road too... i'd stick them all on the Hull ring road... feck off somewhere else..

Hey! Why inflict them on Hull? Actually, Hull doesn't have a Ring Road as such so get your facts right first.

So there!

Unleash GG.

But why should I, only to reduce myself to his level? I'm far better than that (all modesty apart!)

Oh be a dick then.

Happily, when it suits me!

Careful with that eye.

Eye will!"

You aren't funny. Just mildly irritating. Like a mosquito in the next room but one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok seems like a good place to get this off my chest

Fuck every last self righteous bastard on here. who thinks they are some kind of model or god damn mother fucking porn star. This is to all extents and purposes a sex site lets stop think its twatter or cunting freakbook.......

Ooh i enjoyed that"

You self righteous bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vicarious living twatfaces.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S. "

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow all so shouty.

I thought rant day was Thursday.. but whatever you like. Just go ahead and roar...

I'll creep back and hide in a dark corner of the man cave where angry people can't see me in the dark...

Creeps away hoping I wasn't noticed

Irrelevant widdle."

My widdle is only relevant when I require the men's room

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year "

Yeah and pull faces behind their backs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok seems like a good place to get this off my chest

Fuck every last self righteous bastard on here. who thinks they are some kind of model or god damn mother fucking porn star. This is to all extents and purposes a sex site lets stop think its twatter or cunting freakbook.......

Ooh i enjoyed that

You self righteous bastard. "

i am a self righteous bastard and I will strike down upon thee with furious vengeance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow all so shouty.

I thought rant day was Thursday.. but whatever you like. Just go ahead and roar...

I'll creep back and hide in a dark corner of the man cave where angry people can't see me in the dark...

Creeps away hoping I wasn't noticed

Irrelevant widdle.

My widdle is only relevant when I require the men's room "

Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok seems like a good place to get this off my chest

Fuck every last self righteous bastard on here. who thinks they are some kind of model or god damn mother fucking porn star. This is to all extents and purposes a sex site lets stop think its twatter or cunting freakbook.......

Ooh i enjoyed that

You self righteous bastard. i am a self righteous bastard and I will strike down upon thee with furious vengeance"

But I'll get my tits out and distract you. Dick.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Yeah and pull faces behind their backs. "

Y wot good dus that do ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Yeah and pull faces behind their backs.

Y wot good dus that do ? Lol"

It's cheering me up right now doing it to you!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity. "

Shotguns

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Yeah and pull faces behind their backs.

Y wot good dus that do ? Lol

It's cheering me up right now doing it to you! "

O ya...........

Wot kind of faces you polling at me then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns "

I want a samurai sword.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year "

Seeside. Give them all the shitty jobs for the next month!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Yeah and pull faces behind their backs.

Y wot good dus that do ? Lol

It's cheering me up right now doing it to you!

O ya...........

Wot kind of faces you polling at me then lol "

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Seeside. Give them all the shitty jobs for the next month!"

That's ezakley wot pot wosh is .....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Seeside. Give them all the shitty jobs for the next month!

That's ezakley wot pot wosh is ..... "

Nah, cleaning the floor with a toothbrush is one idea!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So #*****# stressed atm......

Just finished work after a very bizy and in my vue crap survive cos 2 #*****# work colleagues carnt work out how to make a pizza or put a stikker on a box so the entire work chane goes to mayhem....

*emogy with steem coming out of ears*

Days like this i wish i had sumone to go home to just to cudall up with and relax watching telly....

Yeah _eeside! RAGE! Let's put a sticker on those work colleagues saying "cuntards"

Just boot them out the shop dor and run the shop my self sounds mor of a better option....

At lest Thar wood not be as meny messups..

Ban them. Promote you. Rage against that there machine S.

Naa carnt ban them thay still need a job.

Just give then pot wosh juty evey day for the next year

Seeside. Give them all the shitty jobs for the next month!

That's ezakley wot pot wosh is .....

Nah, cleaning the floor with a toothbrush is one idea!"

Lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword. "

Cottontail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

"

Now I feel slicey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey"

Slice. Then throws salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think people are not very human friendly. It's rare I get worked up about it.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggge.

(Oh btw now Lib is back we need to move that plan up) "

I'm giving him some breathing space

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey

Slice. Then throws salt. "

And vinegar. Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey

Slice. Then throws salt. "

You don't throw the salt. You rub it in the open wound.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think people are not very human friendly. It's rare I get worked up about it.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggge.

(Oh btw now Lib is back we need to move that plan up)

I'm giving him some breathing space "

Once he's had that and an ECG, we're good to go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey

Slice. Then throws salt.

And vinegar. Cunts "

Pickling. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can think people are not very human friendly. It's rare I get worked up about it.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggge.

(Oh btw now Lib is back we need to move that plan up)

I'm giving him some breathing space

Once he's had that and an ECG, we're good to go. "

We'll need a plan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey

Slice. Then throws salt.

You don't throw the salt. You rub it in the open wound. "

Brain, Honey and Estella -- Witches of FeastPrick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can think people are not very human friendly. It's rare I get worked up about it.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggge.

(Oh btw now Lib is back we need to move that plan up)

I'm giving him some breathing space

Once he's had that and an ECG, we're good to go.

We'll need a plan. "

I've got six.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey

Slice. Then throws salt.

You don't throw the salt. You rub it in the open wound.

Brain, Honey and Estella -- Witches of FeastPrick"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can some people be so fucking blind??

Because I pulled their eyeballs out with a teaspoon and sliced the optical nerve with my karate chop. It renders eyesight void like.

I thought you blinded them with your beauty.

I died of dullardom

Oh you lesbian dildo you. Get out my ass. My beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I hold the eyes now baby.

Dullardom is contagious. We need shots and immunity.

Shotguns

I want a samurai sword.

Cottontail

Now I feel slicey

Slice. Then throws salt.

You don't throw the salt. You rub it in the open wound.

Brain, Honey and Estella -- Witches of FeastPrick

"

Shoulda been Bitches of FeastPrick

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